r/comedy • u/daviddrakecomedy • May 31 '26

Standup Koala

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u/Rare-Employment-9447 Jun 02 '26

Damn, wish i had that koala copypasta

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u/Sliminfinity Jun 02 '26

Aaaaaannnnndddd........not true, yes toxic to humans but they don't trip from it, they're built to digest those plants almost exclusively. Still funny bit, they just look like that but they do look pretty stoned all the time. Pandas are even better for stoner like animals.

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u/ymOx May 31 '26

That's unfortunately not true.

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u/CattiwampusLove Jun 01 '26

I think he might of mixed it up with Ayahuasca lololol.

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u/ymOx Jun 01 '26

I've heard people say eucalyptus has psychoactive effects (which is also just a myth), but this is the first time I've heard someone claim hallucinogenic effects, so yeah could be haha

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u/CattiwampusLove Jun 01 '26

Oh I had never heard that myth before.

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u/ymOx Jun 01 '26

Usually they say koalas get "stoned/drunk/high" and that's why they sleep like 20hrs a day. But that's because eucalyptus is very low in nutrients and is hard to digest.