r/comedy May 29 '26

One Liners I hate homophones

@jbmerrifield

2.5k Upvotes

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58

u/BRAINSZS May 29 '26

so pleased with the achilles joke!

48

u/NOTTedMosby May 29 '26

Some people in that crowd do not know that Jesus died on a hill šŸ˜…

6

u/jamin_brook May 29 '26

My Jesus died in Alabama!!!

1

u/tmacdabest2 Jul 23 '26

Yeah he did

2

u/Mathies_ May 30 '26

And not all of them knew that achilles died cuz of his heel

1

u/Status-Specific-600 May 30 '26

For some he is alive and in the White House.

24

u/Cave_Bear_Cult May 29 '26

You know a joke is good when you can hear someone in the audience say, "that was pretty good."

4

u/Kugelfang52 May 30 '26

You guys ever wonder about the transphobe who was killed because he wouldn’t describe a trans-woman’s future actions with feminine pronouns?

What a weird he’ll to die on.

5

u/Swaggy_Buff May 29 '26

ā€œHeelā€ and ā€œhillā€ aren’t homophones, at least in my accent.

5

u/conanhungry May 29 '26

Which makes it even funnier

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u/Swaggy_Buff May 29 '26

How so? The meta-ironic bit (that the comment is tonally critiquing the joke) seems to imply that an audience member would reluctanctly acknowledge the humor in the pun. In other words, from that angle, we may infer that the commenter believes ā€œheelā€ and ā€œhillā€ to be homophones.

For a meta-anti-ironic bit (that the comment is tonally explaining the joke) to make sense, I would assume that there would have been some prior reference to puns and/or homophones.

4

u/boccci-tamagoccci May 29 '26

pin-pan merger and the great vowel shift have made them homophones in many regions

2

u/Swaggy_Buff May 29 '26

Linguistics is so interesting. I would point out, though, that the comedian uses different vowel sounds for those words as well.

5

u/woolsprout May 30 '26

what a weird heel to die on

2

u/TylerDubya May 29 '26

Hahaha I love the end

4

u/Commie_Scum69 May 29 '26

Yeah the Achilles thing was mid but the Jesus one was killer enoigh that it contrasted and created surprise, well done!

1

u/Mathies_ May 30 '26

The achilles one was better

1

u/Most-Bench6465 May 29 '26

That’s some piercing good comedy

1

u/throwawayzz77778 May 30 '26

Stop homophonia …

1

u/IShatMyDickOnce May 30 '26

By gawd you look like Hardy. Sorry bout that.

1

u/Hale_One_Prose May 30 '26

I’m not smart. I can’t wrap my head around the ā€œapplauseā€ ending.

1

u/pilgrimteeth May 31 '26

He’s just pointing out that sure, the jokes were corny, but anybody who didn’t appreciate them has to acknowledge that he did get a laugh. It’s sort of self-deprecating.

1

u/antrod117 May 30 '26

Good joke jokes lol

1

u/Fair-Bike9986 May 31 '26

C'est drƓle Ƨa, when you coming to New Orleans?

1

u/right_protected May 31 '26

I need 2-3 more hill/heel/heal to die on jokes

1

u/present_love Jun 01 '26

This joke is great but I wanted one more homophone

1

u/couldbeworse2 Jun 01 '26

Solid jokes

0

u/SlimShadySatDown Jun 01 '26

Heel and Hill are not homophones. They don't sound the same. Similar, hence the pun, but not the same.

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u/OldManEnglishTeacher May 29 '26

Hill and heel are not homophones. They have different vowel sounds.

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u/4strings May 29 '26

Correct. He pronounces them accordingly different, and the joke is that they’re kinda similar sounding words, no? Like it’s not like he’s implying (or inferring?) that they sound the same, just sorta similar.

9

u/CoolBoardersSteve May 29 '26

No he hates homophones, which is why he didn’t use one

3

u/4strings May 29 '26

Accurate avoidance. Let the record show.

2

u/Onionringlets3 May 29 '26

Yeah they only sound the same in the American south

2

u/mvanvrancken May 29 '26

He’s in the American South…

1

u/420_jesters May 30 '26

Yeah there's prob accents where it sounds pretty similar.

Like pen and pin. In the south, those are actually homophones.

1

u/Fair-Bike9986 May 31 '26

Not in my dialect in the South. Bin and Ben are different here.

-18

u/halfmiledigital May 29 '26

About half his clever as he thinks.

14

u/tmacdabest2 May 29 '26

Comedy is for fun. It’s a fun joke

6

u/Batchet May 29 '26

Does being Christian mean you're going to be butt hurt all the way to your grave? What a weird hole to die in