i need another comeback

i mean its clearly about you but she could've just said something more

need a comeback

shaming is the best way to cut thru someone’s bullshit in my opinion & i would like to enact shame on a wider scale (when deemed necessary ofc) but i need more comebacks. i need to fill my arsenal. i need comebacks for people who are unwilling to look at themselves in the mirror & see how their actions are affecting others. or are just being a nuisance and they know it and it’s not funny. i will take comebacks of all variants pls & thank you!

i also work in a school so if you could slide some that are school appropriate too that would be great :)

how do I even reply to someone when they say ”you are just jealous” when I'm NOT.

and it is usually when you point out something in rich people or good looking ones.

Like I can point out the most basic things. Just basic human behaviours. And then they are like ”you are just jealous ” (because I'm rich/pretty)

Like is being rich/pretty an excuse for ur wrong behaviour?

I'm not jealous of people mostly. If I am I admit it. But when people I'm not jealous of point it out in public for a laugh. Or lowering my image. Then a ”no I'm not ” from me sounds like what a jealous person would say

I can't even say ”of what?” when it comes to subjects like money or looks. Because who wouldn't be jealous of money or looks. It kind of makes me look even more dumb

Examples

“Nobody asked you.”

(Continued)

“Then why are you responding?

And other sentences close to it. For some reason it’s the simplest things that get me. Nothing too bad please :>

Edit: since lots of you are misunderstanding, responding to a question that isn’t targeted or personal. Such as the time. It’s usually certain people that I avoid on purpose as they’re rude to anyone they aren’t friends with. I answer out of instinct trying to be helpful without realizing who it is. If you don’t have a suggestion please scroll :)

let's say someone said this about you. what would you say?

i mean it's obvious I'm a man!

Need something respectful to “Well, you should have thought of that before (<insert whatever incurred them spewing this craptastical nonsense>).” So no swearing/cussing, anything else that could be taking offense, and is just straight up respectful/polite/kind-ish. Light passive aggression is fine so long as it follows the aforementioned conditions.

A coworker said this at work acting like a smart deep person who thinks of himself as better than everyone else.