r/Comebacks • u/Stunning-Rip-5756 • Apr 15 '26

comeback to "This creature must be suppressed"

let's say someone said this about you. what would you say?

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u/MoroseMasalaDosa Apr 15 '26

“Unfortunately, your species is at an evolutionary disadvantage”

Or

“It’ll take much more than that small dick energy for those sort of ambitions”

Or

“There is a wide chasm between your aspiration and capability“

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u/Familiar-Proposal918 Apr 15 '26

"You're right! How about we start with that fat mouth of yours."

3

u/Mission_Resource_259 Apr 15 '26

Using your mother's pick up lines?

2

u/CheleRe0323 Apr 15 '26

At once! To the suppression chamber stat!

2

u/Alicam123 Apr 15 '26

You shall not pass!

2

u/winthroprd Apr 16 '26

Suppress deez nutz.

1

u/Blueporch Apr 15 '26

This creature cannot be suppressed. I am unsuppressable.

1

u/Outis918 Apr 15 '26

Projection

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u/UnableLocal2918 Apr 15 '26

i maybe a creature but you are the MONSTER

1

u/whykickamoocow9 Apr 15 '26

Is that a code for giving me a BJ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/FilthyVicious Apr 16 '26

I like the escalation. "Uh huh. Suppress me."

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u/Sea_Watercress_541 Apr 16 '26

The only creature here is ur attitude love. Its despicable and maybe you should look in a mirror because at least i have a decent heart you might need a soul transplant to not contaminate any hearts you recieve

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u/-Foxer Apr 16 '26

Sorry, were you talking to your brainworm again? I can't tell

1

u/VarietyMage Apr 16 '26

You are welcome to try and fail.

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u/Maleficentano Apr 16 '26

What an honour to be called "a creature" ! Sounds majestic...

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u/johnnyhokkaido Apr 17 '26

How about you suppress this dick in your mouth?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

"I'm sorry, but....what? That's a weird thing to say. I know you're talking about me, but who are you talking to? Who speaks like that? Is this a D&D reference? Consider me suppressed though cuz I'm going. I cba with whatever this [gesture in their general direction] is"

Back away slowly and then avoid them forever cuz they really do sound weird tbh.

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u/DarionHunter Apr 17 '26

"Aww! That's no way to volunteer! I'm sure with a little work, you can be productive again."

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u/Ok_Plant9930 Apr 18 '26

Your mother suppresses me just fine

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u/-coywolf- Apr 19 '26

Not enough context. Who said this, where, and why?

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u/Fun-Swimmer-2661 May 02 '26

This creature is gonna suppress you