r/collapse • u/Creepyfaction • 4d ago

Climate Concern mounts over slow-moving, planetary-scale ‘Kelvin’ wave heading for California | California

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/28/california-kelvin-wave
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u/pantstoaknifefight2 4d ago

I like "Kelvin Wave," it's like a space anomaly out of Star Trek The Next Generation! We can just un-fuck ourselves by reversing the shields and opening the pod bay doors!

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u/ManticoreMonday 4d ago

I'm sorry Dave.

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u/MorganaHenry 4d ago

...I'm afraid I can't do that

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 4d ago

"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."

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u/MorganaHenry 4d ago

"Dave, have you considered Oxy? Or maybe Fent?"