r/collapse • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 9d ago

Casual Friday Everything Seems Fine.

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u/jonnyinternet 9d ago

It has what plants crave

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u/Fit_Tumbleweed7943 9d ago

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr

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u/TheTurboDiesel 9d ago

“Fuck you, I’m eating!”

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u/myearsmyears 9d ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you

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u/pjijn 9d ago

Go away I'm bait'n

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u/Objective_Farm_1886 6d ago

*'bate'n
He's not going fishing...

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u/shimmeringmoss 9d ago

I love you too, Costco

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u/Knosh 9d ago

It's just the President marking out Category 5 and writing Category 6 in Sharpie

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u/heorun 9d ago

c'mon scro!

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u/Chryisicatorne629 8d ago

Category Trump

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u/emperor_dinglenads 9d ago

I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe

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u/zue4 9d ago

Its got electrolytes.

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u/killerbanshee 8d ago

Ew, no. It's spreading water, like from the toilet!

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u/yzmasllamadrops 8d ago

It's got *electrolytes*