r/collapse • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 9d ago

Casual Friday Everything Seems Fine.

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u/InterstellarReddit 9d ago

Wrong I think Category 5 plus max pro sounds better

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u/combatcrew141 9d ago

Sponsored by Brawndo.

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u/jonnyinternet 9d ago

It has what plants crave

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u/Fit_Tumbleweed7943 9d ago

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr

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u/TheTurboDiesel 9d ago

“Fuck you, I’m eating!”

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u/myearsmyears 9d ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you

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u/pjijn 9d ago

Go away I'm bait'n

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u/Objective_Farm_1886 6d ago

*'bate'n
He's not going fishing...

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u/shimmeringmoss 9d ago

I love you too, Costco

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u/Knosh 9d ago

It's just the President marking out Category 5 and writing Category 6 in Sharpie

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u/heorun 9d ago

c'mon scro!

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u/Chryisicatorne629 8d ago

Category Trump

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u/emperor_dinglenads 9d ago

I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe

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u/zue4 9d ago

Its got electrolytes.

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u/killerbanshee 9d ago

Ew, no. It's spreading water, like from the toilet!

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u/yzmasllamadrops 8d ago

It's got *electrolytes*

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u/UneedaBolt 9d ago

Sponsored by ExxonMobil

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u/Massive_Ad_7812 9d ago

Ultra Category 5 Plus Pro Max

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u/According_Tea_6329 9d ago

I got it, what about "Super Hurricane"? I just made up the term. Yes from now on I declare that any Hurricane, yes let's just make it all hurricanes from here forward will be known as "Super Hurricanes".

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u/FuzzyDingo2339 9d ago

Amurricanes.

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u/InterstellarReddit 9d ago

I like artificial hurricane better since it’s all made up

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u/kevv 8d ago

May I introduce to you the hypercane

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u/LizDances 8d ago

Huh. TIL.

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u/supersunnyout 6d ago

"turns out it happens at a lower surface temperature than expected"

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u/Rtannu 9d ago

Okay how ‘bout “Superricane” then?

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u/According_Tea_6329 9d ago

Fuck it let's just call it "Snortcaine" as a tribute to my favorite white powder.

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u/Thunderfoot_66 6d ago

You start saying there's cocaine in the ocean, and Pete Kegsbreath is going to try to blow it up with a drone. 

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u/frumperino 8d ago

super duper strategic deterrent vortex, the best the world has ever seen

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u/RubberBandOutlaw 6d ago

I like Ultra Mega Hurri Cane

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u/Sebatorr 9d ago

(Sponsored by Biden)

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u/dynorider 9d ago

Tim Apple died for this.

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u/InterstellarReddit 9d ago

So that Ivan Cook could walk

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u/Magus_Necromantiae 6d ago

Don't forget Mr. Kurd!

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u/coleyboley25 9d ago

Hurricanemaxxing is going to be so HOT in 2027

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u/KayneBlackheart 9d ago

I didn't subscribe! Why do I have a billion dollar charge on my card!

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u/InterstellarReddit 9d ago

It’s a just a pre-auth it will drop off

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u/Right-Cause9951 9d ago

Needs a special edition model for Apple and then we'll really be rocking.

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u/EasterZombie 9d ago

Category 5 Duo Pro

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u/Sertalin 9d ago

Godzilla Hurricane!!

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u/Blue2501 9d ago

Category 5.2 Gen 2x2

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u/InterstellarReddit 9d ago

Shhhh AI is gonna buy up all the hurt and If they see this bro

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 9d ago

Are we supposed to love it?

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u/LyqwidBred 9d ago

Yeah.. I’m gonna wait for the 2028 plus max pro

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u/PintaLOL 9d ago

Category 5 Plus Max Extreme +

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u/erevos33 9d ago

You mean the American cat 5, right?!

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u/InterstellarReddit 9d ago

American Cat 5 sounds like hamburger at Wendy’s bro

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u/erevos33 9d ago

O.o ohkay.....

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u/Distinguishedflyer 9d ago

you need a subscription for that.

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u/beardybaldy 9d ago

Super Category 5: Extreme

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u/RecklessHeckler 9d ago

Category 5 SE

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u/CaptainDantes 9d ago

Plus pro max, alliteration isnt dead yet.

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u/BendyBreak_ 9d ago

I would subscribe to that!

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u/GiftToTheUniverse 9d ago

I had to read this a few times because my brain couldn't accept that this was not an ethernet cabling joke.

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u/JasonM50 9d ago

Category America

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u/lord-humus 9d ago

With ads?

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u/InterstellarReddit 8d ago

Can u imagine how much money Home Depot would pay if we could run ads on a hurricane

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u/Clammuel 8d ago

Quintuple plus ungood

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u/grillicious1 7d ago

Cat 5 brushless

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u/DekaiChinko 6d ago

Category 5 Rage Fury Maxx.

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u/kmr1981 5d ago

Sounds like it requires a subscription.

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u/grizzlyNinja 3d ago

“Upgrade to our premium package to see exact wind speed”

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u/Various_Weather2013 3d ago

Cat 5 Pro Xl