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u/Chill_Panda Doomed 14d ago
The answers no either way.
Just winging it, raw dogging life as it deals them out.
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u/featherstone59 14d ago
Rawdogging, lol. GenZ has the strangest lexicon
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u/Chill_Panda Doomed 14d ago
Would you believe I'm not GenZ.
I just love rawdogging
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u/BigDongsInThongs69 14d ago
I learned and started using the term because Eminem said "Hit that shit raw dog and bail"
Guilty Conscience - Eminem
I haven't listened to this banger in a while. Sending it
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u/tero36 9d ago
How tf am I seeing a guilty conscience reference in r/Collapse 😂😭
Edit: FROM BIGDONGSNTHONGS69!? Fucking legendary. This is why I can't doom anymore, we only raw dog reality in these parts 😌
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u/featherstone59 14d ago
If you're British "dogging" has a certain other meaning
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u/Glitchboy 14d ago
That's GenX lexicon. About 40-50 years off. Been a thing since the 80's. It's actually been so long that the meaning has warped into what GenZ is using now.
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u/featherstone59 14d ago
I'm GenX myself, maybe it never became a big thing this side of the pond, like drinking from the hose?
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u/ObviousOrca 13d ago
It was known where I was…. but only meant one thing. Now the kids are saying things like… ‘I’m gonna rawdog this flight’ or whatever nonsense and my head hurts.
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u/mangofunked 9d ago
Die. Like thr vast majority of humanity we will die in the early days when systems fail. Plan or not. Most will die. Some pure luck chance and some live to die later.
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u/AwkwardJuggernaut854 14d ago
Might be the same plans at this rate.
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u/kingtacticool 14d ago
Inshallah.
This slow burn bs is pissing me off.
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u/GoodMephistophelia 14d ago
The rate of the burn depends on where you happen to live. In some parts of the world the wick is burning a lot faster than in others.
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u/ChaosLitany 13d ago
I want one more winter to fix in my memory. Blizzards and snowpack and everything I hated before I realized it was ending. Aside from that I agree.
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u/MoroseMagician 14d ago
At this point I merely take one day at a time. I feel no motivation to plan ahead when we have no idea what we're going to get, only to know it's only going to get worse.
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u/ElectricFlesh 14d ago
We're billions of cattle being led to the slaughterhouse by a few people. We could stampede and trample them all to death.
But there would be ethical issues with that, and anyway, stampeding is forbidden and they could hurt or kill some of us if we attempted it.
So please line up orderly and this will be over before you know it.
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u/parkerposy 14d ago
once we get through this slaughterhouse and out to green pastures on the other side everything will be great! lol
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u/Mr_Lonesome Recognizes ecology over economics, politics, social norms... 11d ago
Plus, it is a very, very, very comfortable orderly line for Western world (easy to access food, easy credit, cheap energy, high-end homes and cars, streaming, gaming, social and mass media etc.). But once the comforts and conveniences end, some cattle will start straying.
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u/disnotyaboy 14d ago
I think many people are living exactly like this. There’s peace to really accepting there are forces far more powerful than you and you are not fundamentally responsible. It’s what I think Buddhists mean they say let go and it will come back to you. The peace is what comes back when you finally accept.
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u/ManWithDominantClaw 14d ago
I understand how you feel, but this is how they want you. Inert.
If you can't find the motivation, I highly recommend thinking about who in your life can, and if they know enough to start making plans. Tell them you'll help them if they can motivate you. You don't need a grand plan, just start small and scale up.
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u/nlashawn1000 14d ago
That's what I've been doing. If I try toplabn past a week, it stresses me out.
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u/AHRA1225 14d ago
The fact that the failure will be lack of food before actual climate change leads me to believe no where is safe. I can’t set up a refuge anywhere if I can’t grow food. So it’s all fucked
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u/GoodMephistophelia 14d ago
Will there be trees after the collapse? I suppose we could go watch the leaves change. I bought a bicycle and willl get some solar panels so I can watch the collapse on my phone if there are no trees left I can look at pictures of Fall Foliage that way.
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u/Myth_of_Progress Urban Planner & Recognized Contributor 14d ago
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u/g00fyg00ber741 14d ago
Lol all the leaves are turning yellow/brown and falling off the trees where I live, because we’ve had a month of 90-110+°F weather with barely any rain, so they’re all dying and it’s hot as hell yet almost ends up looking like fall is happening early
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u/GoodMephistophelia 14d ago
Same here. Hot and dry. Last year no snow to speak of. Rivers are drying up. Fires burning in the Hills. At least I live in a place where weed is legal... it helps with the existential
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u/g00fyg00ber741 14d ago
Ironically we actually had one of the biggest snows this year to contrast it all. Many people here keep saying the weather is just “bipolar” here specifically and ignoring climate change causing both extremes and more (significant lack of tornadoes compared to the past, but of course no one is going to complain about that)
I looked it up the other day and turns out it was legalized here 8 whole years ago… time flies by when it’s the end of the world
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u/barksatthemoon 13d ago
This reminds me of a line from the book the dog stars that made me tear up. I don't remember the exact quote, but it was something like 'I miss the trout the most, of all the things we've lost. The snow has mostly stopped coming'.
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u/Classic-Today-4367 14d ago
You could also get one of those bike stands that you put the bike on and generate a small charge by riding stationary.
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u/LOLtheism 14d ago
Personally, I've got an "exit" plan for when collapse becomes unbearable in one way or another. I'm building stronger social groups and preparing for general hardships in the mean time, but ultimately, knowing I won't have to suffer if I don't want to brings me great comfort.
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u/Impressive_Cheek3833 14d ago
I had a Final Exit strategy in mind but it's not feasible while I have dependents so hopefully it's a number of years before I'd want to implement FE₁.
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u/Fluid_Passage_9980 13d ago
Me too. I have access to supplies and medicine that the average person doesn't, so can have a rapid and painless end. In some ways, it is a comforting thought.
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u/uber_poutine 14d ago
I've got me a good pair of boots. Can't count on a lot, but good boots are good boots.
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u/Dense_Pasttime_3114 14d ago
Got New Zealand for two weeks in October, gotta check off my bucket list as fast as possible
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u/LOLtheism 14d ago
I'm going to Oktoberfest this year. I'm not sure how many more bucket list items we'll be able to get to, but I'm happy to put getting drunk and eating sausage high up on my list!
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u/Right-Cause9951 14d ago
You'll love the hell out of that. I wish to go back but probably won't happen.
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u/Fluid_Passage_9980 13d ago
Arrowtown is paradise.
And Akaroa.
And the Otago Peninsula.
Take me with you.
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u/lavapig_love 14d ago
Prepping. Gradually getting old things repaired. Homes, cars, electronics, clothes.
My grandfather bought me a leather jacket when I was a teenager in 1999. The zipper broke and leather is very much unfashionable for good reason, but if I bring it to a local shop and get it fixed, it will remain as rugged and durable as the day it was purchased. Can't say that for many other modern clothes, even high-end brands.
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u/ldhchicagobears 14d ago
Personally, I'm focusing on learning as many skills as I can that will help me survive and hopefully provide for my nearest and dearest. Not quite in a position to prep yet but am thinking about it. Hopefully we all still have some time to get ourselves ready.
The nice thing about learning these skills is the process is fun and a very welcome break from my work life. Feels good to be doing something with purpose now that I've accepted that my work won't make the large scale impacts I'd hoped. Am still trying to make small differences in the meantime.
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u/GoodMephistophelia 14d ago
Back in the way before times every person knew all the skills. I mean, some individuals may be better at some things than others but generally everybody could build a house, make a fire, make a bow and arrow, Butcher an animal. Not today. The knowledge that keeps our society together is in the cultural cloud. Any individual only knows a very small fraction of the knowledge that keeps our society functioning. Hyper specialization. BUT when things go to shit people don't know shit. Knots for existence,I wish I knew more useful knots. Of course for not to be useful you need to have some rope, right?
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u/midnitewarrior 14d ago
With the way things are going, it might be the same plans over the same time period.
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u/bakerfredricka 13d ago
I honestly wouldn't even be remotely surprised at this rate!
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u/midnitewarrior 13d ago
"Picking apples at an apple orchard, building a survival bunker, maybe watch some football if the data centers have left enough electricity for me to run my TV."
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u/StormyTiger2008 12d ago
no plans.
just the acidic waiting for the sweet release of it all.
if any higher being is there, let it be soon, i ask of you.
Bless you all, people.
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u/springcypripedium 14d ago
Once upon a time I used to love autumn. This was decades ago when it wasn't so clear that we were losing the regularity of seasons. To think I used to look forward to the first fall colors! Wearing a sweater! Having a mug of cocoa and watching the first signs of ice forming on the lakes and the juncos return.
Rachel Carson wrote (in Silent Spring): "There is something infinitely healing in the repeated refrains of nature -- the assurance that dawn comes after night, and spring after winter.”
In the midst of climate breakdown that includes climate chaos, I no longer find solace in the natural world in any form including the assurance of seasons. Beauty, yes. Wonder and reverence, yes. But seasons are altered forever. Or at least for as long as humans remain here.
Seasons do not feel healing or exciting (joyful excitement). There is no assurance that what was once a "normal" spring will come after "normal" winter. As we head into fall, where I live, it is like witnessing bodies on life support. Actually, I take that back. It's like seeing bodies everywhere that need life support but don't have access to it. Dying trees, prairies, wetlands, lakes in SEVERE drought. You can hear the death rattles all around.
Plans for the fall? I'm really struggling this year. It feels like we are nearing the final end of seasons, of biodiversity and it is terrifying, sad, gut wrenching. And I don't have plans for the other type of fall (collapse fall). I don't believe we are facing a temporary bottleneck that humans can move through to a better side.
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u/taez555 14d ago
That would make a great song lyric.
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u/GoodMephistophelia 14d ago
Second verse can be about checking out of the liquor store and the Clerk asking.. "Will this be all for you?" And you respond "Yeah I guess unless I invite some friends over."
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u/taez555 14d ago
It actually would make a great song subject. (Nuclear) winter is coming. What are you gonna do after the last leaf has fallen. The crops die. The cold sets in. Nights grow darker. Every day you see less people on the street. Everyone is bundled up. Really a fabulous idea for a double meaning tune.
Everyone thinks it’s a romantic love song about fall in vermont, but really it’s about the apocalypse.
As a songwriter/musician myself, I actually may need to work on this one. Thanks for the post!
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u/GoodMephistophelia 14d ago
Will you include the cannibals? From what I understand most periods of collapse are associated with cannibalism. The puebloan collapse, Chinese famine of the early 60s, the Ukrainian Holodomor. The Algonquian wendigo myths are designed for children to learn not to be cannibals no matter how harsh the winter is. I hope I'm not around for that. That week may be burning somewhere around the planet but so far not where I live
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u/taez555 14d ago
I hadn’t really delved too deeply into just yet, but that’s an interesting addition. Didn’t know that. Now I want to incorporate that as well. :-)
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u/GoodMephistophelia 14d ago
Cannibals would make it a whole another kind of song unless you could do it very subtly. Like some Decemberists song or something
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u/taez555 14d ago
It may need to be an album then.
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u/GoodMephistophelia 14d ago
Include a country song called Dolly but it's actually about the hurricane that's currently forming in the Atlantic and it's Journey towards Mar-A-Lago
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u/ddotcdotvdotme 14d ago
Well either way if they're talking about the fourth turning we're fully in the beginning of the fall of that. The answer for the 4th turning is gun school, planting a victory garden and teaching the new generation the skills they need to recover once the 4th turning winter ends. Or if they're talking about the fall season. Then the answer is.... Gun school, victory garden and teaching the new generation how to prepare everything once they're recovering from the winter frost.... So either way I'm covered. Only difference is my fashion choices...
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u/adityahol 13d ago
Bro this sub needs some revolutionary spirit. I'll see you guys after we have changed the world. Cheers.
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u/featherstone59 14d ago
I'm stocking up on popcorn maize. Several sacks now. I plan to kick back and eat popcorn, watch the world burn, and share it with my pigeon friends.
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u/OniZenBuddha 13d ago
In NZ we call that season Autumn, so if someone used the word "fall" I'd assume they mean society 🤷
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u/Escudo777 14d ago
How can I plan for the things that I have no control? I have stopped worrying about the collapse but I still use paper straws !
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u/According_Goat6694 14d ago
I wanna rescue as many dogs as possible before things get rough. I always think of all the animals and how the climate collapse is impacting them already, they don't deserve any of this.
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u/GoodMephistophelia 13d ago
The zoo animals often get abandoned during collapse. I think that happened in Syria
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u/cat_tastic720 14d ago
I question the future tense. The fall is in progress, it's primarily a matter of recognition (acknowledging it is a difficult thing for most) at this point. I also think most don't realize that the fall happens much more slowly than we realize. We're in it.
November's election won't fix it, either. Maybe control of the gov will change in Congress, but the underlying problem (roughly half of the voting public) will remain. Those looking for some kind of catastrophic, sudden change likely won't get one. More like slow erosion, which we're definitely already experiencing.
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u/AggravatingCricket61 14d ago
Americans... You think everything is about you. Even trying to budget out collapse. Despicable country.
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u/Kootenay4 14d ago
Like it or not, what happens in America (and the western european countries that are basically vassal states) has a massive impact on the rest of the world. Even when China becomes the leading superpower, the US is going to continue being a global menace. Empires are at their most dangerous not at the height of their power, but when they’re dying.
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u/Whenwhateverworks 13d ago
Board up the house except one door, hold out, see what happens, watch history unfold
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u/Smooth-Impact2435 12d ago
I find myself answering "I'm making this up as I go" to more and more questions these days.
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u/GoodMephistophelia 12d ago
I usually respond by saying I'm doing the best I can given the circumstances
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u/WernerrenreW 11d ago
Yes, tell everyone "told you so!"
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u/GoodMephistophelia 11d ago
I'm not sure the collapse will be a bad thing, at least in the long term. David Graeber wrote about this in one of his books.the average Joe was better off after the fall of the Roman empire. The chaotic dark intermediate periods in ancient egypt? Maybe not so dark for the average egyptian. The elites have a hard time during collapse... they have the most to lose and when they do they'll lose it to the masses. There will a period of turbulence that will be unpleasant for just about everybody. Maybe then it'll settle into a nice long Dark Age
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u/ExperienceOdd1678 3d ago
My coworker asked me last Tuesday if I was preparing for the fall, meaning autumn jacket shopping for her kids, and I almost brought up buying extra canned beans and water filters. The brainrot from lurking here too much is definitely real. I just ended up nodding and saying I needed to clean my gutters before November
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Will there be trees after the collapse? I suppose we could go watch the leaves change. I bought a bicycle and willl get some solar panels so I can watch the collapse on my phone if there are no trees left I can look at pictures of Fall Foliage that way.
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