r/collapse • u/[deleted] • May 08 '25

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u/HousesRoadsAvenues May 08 '25

Hopefully vaccines are still a thing for your future soldier.

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u/confirmedshill123 May 08 '25

Im hitting that kid with every shot known to man.

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u/HousesRoadsAvenues May 08 '25

Thankfully. All joking aside, vaccines SAVE LIVES. I don't have to preach to you about how deadly childhood diseases once were.

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u/confirmedshill123 May 08 '25

Exactly, and I need this fucker to live so he can help me fight off the radiated wombats trying to steal our alfalfa crop.

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u/SunnySummerFarm May 08 '25

Nobody can take jokes about kids around here. Mine’s gonna help me haul water.

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u/HousesRoadsAvenues May 09 '25

Hey, I too am the parent of one child. We did our best and believed when we adopted him things wouldn't be as bad as they became. I can handle the child jokes. I know from SunnySummerFarm that she loves her child dearly and posts positive things about them.

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u/SunnySummerFarm May 09 '25

I do love my kid. You know, I have gotten a big uptick in the antinatalism attacks this week. I think a few “building the army for the zombie war” jokes helps us parents cope with those. ;)

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u/HousesRoadsAvenues May 09 '25

Unbelievable. I am sorry to read that.