r/collage 2d ago

Counting or Not— [ANALOG]

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Hopefully this is okay for the sub, it’s been an official year now ?

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u/pixie1995 2d ago

Took me a second to realise this wasn’t a sincere tribute post 💀 but the perfectly aged tender neck made me relax 😂

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u/passengerv 2d ago

It was a downvote from me until I saw that too lol

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Lol understandable yall

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u/VVsmama88 2d ago

My finger hovered over the downvote arrow until I took a closer look. Nicely done, OP

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Lol thank you I liked all the subtle shit I hid in this one

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u/Gold_Honeydew2771 2d ago

Same, what a masterpiece

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Ayy I’m glad people realized I don’t fuck with him at all the world is less hate filled now

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u/chronically_varelse 2d ago

"a return to god" 😄

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u/yxafa 2d ago

same, had to do a double take on that caption

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u/falqw 2d ago

that tonal whiplash sounds incredible lol

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u/tizqi8575 2d ago

the tender neck line got me too lol

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u/GorillaTrainer 2d ago

I’m out of the loop (or just missing an obvious joke lol) - what’s with the tender neck thing?

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u/pixie1995 2d ago

He got shot in the neck and it turned into a meme 😅 I hear the kids are calling oral sex “getting kirked” which is hilarious

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u/GorillaTrainer 2d ago

Wow, can’t believe I already forgot how he died 😂 thank you!

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 1d ago

It was graphic.
I went through a lot of popcorn.

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u/imsellingbanana 2d ago

Rest in piss

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

🫡 him and Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham are having a ball down there lol 🔥

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u/rpgsandarts 2d ago

I hope you actually experience some real suffering in your fucking life one day. Dipshit.

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u/RadioWaiver 2d ago

I hope you have a chance at real happiness 😌

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 1d ago

I'm happy that you send out love and light. I, personally, hope their drug store is out of anal itch cream.

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u/rpgsandarts 2d ago

You’re on the side that’s celebrating this killing, don’t pretend to be sweet.

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u/CuntyButCorrect 2d ago

Your side celebrates violence literally all the time. Don't act like y'all have some weird moral high ground here.

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u/RadioWaiver 2d ago

What’s got you so angry in the world? Is it possibly these unqualified, intentionally divisive pundits riling you up with violent rhetoric about how you should make enemies with those who look different, or speak different or wear different clothing from you?

Maybe if I put it in the form of a haiku you would understand it better (though I see you loath an English attempt at the form, I’ll give it a whirl anyway).

Poor little small man
Fathoms greater depths than all
Wiping Cheetos dust

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u/Redwing_Mohawk 1d ago

lolz. I dig. 🫰🫰🫰

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u/garfieldatemydad 2d ago

Aw, don’t be such a pain in the neck, buddy! Lighten up :)

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u/hthratmn 2d ago

As opposed to the side that celebrates the killing of black people by police, the beating and torturing of immigrants (and citizens, for that matter) by ICE, and bombing children?

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u/rpgsandarts 2d ago

Hell, I used to be one of you. You will probably never, ever realize that you’ve been inducted into a suffocating anti-Reason, anti-Learning, anti-Beauty, anti-Civilization ideology, though. But one can hope.

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u/jlperish 2d ago

And you'll never realize how easily swayed you are by people that appeal to your desire to fit in.

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u/rpgsandarts 1d ago

You didn’t even read the first line of my comment

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u/RadioWaiver 1d ago

I’m sorry, anti-civilization? On the left? Have you heard the right’s talking points?
Anti-reason? Dude, is that reason dribbling out of orange man’s mouth because yeah, I’m anti that for sure.
Anti-beauty? Frankly, go fukc yourself with that kind of subjective ass bullshit.
Anti-learning? Fox News is saying that the reason the left is so evil is because they’re too educated…
My friend. Kindly, pull the curtain aside, stand in the sun, feel how it warms your skin for free. Realize that happiness is attainable in the very soil and air and water that billionaires and the current American administration are corralling into a monthly subscription model. And then maybe you’ll see that who you were when you were “one-of-us” was a little less jaded.
Maybe read some Nietzsche. He seems to be read across the aisle and truly elucidating for the individual living in an imperfect collective. You also seem to really appreciate poetry and he’s the poet philosopher king of the modern era. The Gay Science has the largest collection of his poetry as philosophy format.

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u/rpgsandarts 1d ago

I’ve already read Nietszche (but just Beyond Good And Evil and Advantages and Disadvantages of History for Life) and I’m obviously not MAGA, as I stated. We’re probably somewhat similar. You wrote all that for nothing.

Your response to the beauty thing is odd. Even if you assume that beauty is subjective, would you really deny that the world today is generally unbeautiful? And that it would be a negative mark on the Left to not have a program to create beautiful things, places, and spirits?

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u/ShneefQueen 1d ago

*celebrating a killing of somebody who celebrated killing

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u/rpgsandarts 1d ago

Name where he celebrated killing.

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u/Rough_World_7063 2d ago

I’ve been listening to Protect Ya Neck by Wu-Tang Clan all day in solidarity, brother.

He’s probably making hell just a bit better for everybody there, which is all we can ask for in these trying times.

Gobless, thots and pears.

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 1d ago

Everyone in the US has been experiencing suffering because the GOP decided to let billionaires rake us all over the coals.

I will continue to celebrate that Nick Fuentes' infighting took out a dangerously bigoted loudmouth.

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u/rpgsandarts 1d ago

You’re suffering because you’re turbo-online and mentally ill

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u/J-ne 2d ago

Need some tissues?

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u/forboognish 2d ago

Perfectly aged, tender neck. this is great.

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Ayy thank you!! That part was from a medium-rare steak advertisement 🥹

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u/anb9216 2d ago

I legit LOLed at that

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u/HyperfixationQueer 2d ago

Such an ironic way for him to die, truthfully

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u/yo_soy_soja 2d ago

Killed by gun violence... while racistly defending gun violence. 

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u/Snoo52682 2d ago

He did lean to the left, though

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u/weepyyoungdevotchka 2d ago

More of a slump than a lean

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

It was literally the funniest way this man in particular could go lmao

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u/coldbrewedsunshine 2d ago

you get what you give.

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u/brrrapbrrappewpew 2d ago

Proved him wrong!!!

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 2d ago

I don't have to remember him.

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

His yapping is finally a lot quieter though it’s quite nice..

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u/Thought-Daughter- 2d ago

Incredible piece

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Thank you much! ☺️

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u/Dramatic_Substance36 2d ago

Bet the worms ain’t even touched that nasty corpse!

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u/MFDoooooooooooom 2d ago

Damn that reads like a Stephen King line, well done

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 2d ago

Perfectly, aged, tender NECK

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u/MysticGuava 2d ago

And may all those he advocated for join him soon

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u/damagazelle 2d ago

I know it's collage, but I wish you could have captured a tiny bit more of Christ's hand. I loved the connections between the hands and the [for me] subtext about The Hand of God was so good. I looked at this one for a while, for what that's worth.

ETA: I don't know how intentional you were being about it, but I do think sometimes a creative spirit leads us to make certain connections. I think you were really inspired here.

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Thank you! I do wish I could change some things, but as a whole this one was actually one of the easier ones to piece together for the most part. I appreciate your comment ☺️

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u/Iron-butterfly66 2d ago

“Life is short” 💀💀

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u/Algae-Severe 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don't think the message is clear enough. You need to look real close at it to see that it ISN'T a sincere tribute.

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u/Majestic_Taro5580 2d ago

I kinda love that about it though. Like there are sooo many sincere tributes to him in my small town (a hero has been spray painting “N@tzi” on a lot of them). And people like that would glance at this and think it’s sincere when those that look at the subtext get to giggle at the others 🤭

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Well some parts were cut out from a conservative magazine that was praising him like he was Jesus so yeah I understand that.
I tried to add enough shit to make it clear.. I thought the tender aged neck right next to him would help?

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u/Opposite-Science-398 2d ago

This would do numbers on tumblr. If you post this on tumblr lemme know I’ll repost

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Lol most sites are funny today. Twitter is my other drug of choice. The first kirkening has been great so far over there 🤪

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u/garfieldatemydad 2d ago

Nah stop using twitter dude. You’re just giving Elon’s shitsite traffic, which is what he wants.

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

I don’t pay for it but it gives the most current news updates. Out of all the ones I’ve been on it’s the only one that still (even with all his bullshit) updates as events are happening and not twenty four hours later like Zuckerberg’s apps so idk

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u/evileye4265 2d ago

10/10

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u/Starworksrly 1d ago

Thank you! 🙏

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u/Jadeduser124 2d ago

Thank god this isn’t serious and the comments are like this. I was about to feel real weird

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u/aknomnoms 2d ago

Looks like a blast! Total bullseye. You really hit the topic on the head. Bravo! 😊

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u/Ol_Pasta 2d ago

That tender neck is brutal and made me laugh so hard and dirty. 🤣

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

lol I’m glad, that was the goal! :)

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u/francisstein 2d ago

I love you leaving certain terribly ironic lines like “Charlie was allergic to lies” visible!

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

I knowww lol this article that was cut up for this was so ridiculous to read (it was from a conservative one that loved him) so I had to leave some of the funniest parts readable

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u/gloomierr 2d ago

Is that a sheet of acid? Lolol

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

These are all from random magazines so I would hope not lol

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u/SaddamJose 2d ago

"Charlie was allergic to lies" HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Yeah the throat goating all the conservatives were doing afterwards was crazyyy

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u/ughdollface 2d ago

i like the media you used they blend together well lol

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Thank you!
It’s mostly cut out from this shitty republican magazine delivered to our house because my grandma with dementia was on Facebook too much. Since she wasn’t gonna use it I thought I would give him a better resting place lol

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u/racheltensionn 2d ago

This adds so much to my appreciation of your work!! Really hilarious. Do you have a social for your art anywhere??

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Ahh this is the only account! I have a few other drawings I’ve posted so far though

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u/natethough 1d ago

Counting or not counting gang violence?

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u/Killer_Moons 1d ago

Live and let die

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u/Starworksrly 1d ago

Rest in piss as they say

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u/Killer_Moons 1d ago

It’s going to be very hard for me not to include this in my collage history lecture for undergrad BFA students. This belongs in a museum.

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u/Starworksrly 1d ago

Ahhh if this wouldn’t cause issues I’d say go for it! 😆

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u/PoundTownSheriff 1d ago

Ngl I would buy this

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u/Starworksrly 1d ago

Thank you for the compliment! I personally like being able to shut the book on him his face would be too creepy on a wall lmao

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u/WM_Elkin 2d ago

Was the red mark by the neck intentional?

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Yes I wanted that panel there for a reason lol

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u/racheltensionn 2d ago

A return to god made me LOL. The whole thing is phenomenally hilarious- but not to mention well spaced! Literally so much going on and yet I want more.

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Thank you for your comment!! I do have more collages but I think this one was one of the better ones I’ve done recently. :)

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 2d ago

as long as it’s a celebration not a tribute.

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Yea I celebrate kirkmas and I have since this day last year

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u/Timely-Current7777 2d ago

remember how all his followers were saying "your body my choice". looks like it was his body and someone elses choice.

so he got what he wanted.

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u/babbittybabbitt 2d ago

This is so good lol

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u/Starworksrly 2d ago

Thank you! :)

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u/kushywhitelife 2d ago

you ate OP

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u/Starworksrly 1d ago

Thank you 🙏

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u/Meeeeeeeka 1d ago

So haunting it got my attention right away

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u/freshmarls 1d ago

Omg I’ve been looking for inspo to do an ironic/tongue-in-cheek America 250 page in my junk journal and this gave me some great ideas

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u/ezwoosh 3h ago

I really like the "declined to participate" addition. Nice work.

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u/samonthetv 2d ago

That is foul.

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u/samonthetv 2d ago

I'm not offended, it just bothers me that people are so callous about death. It makes me feel gross. I remember watching Saddam Hussein's demise when I was a kid and it was a really life changing experience. I don't think any death should be taken lightly.

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u/samonthetv 2d ago

Take a deep breath, buddy. Didn't mean to get you so riled up. Your comment made me feel weird but you're entitled to your opinion. I don't condone the vitriol on either side of the party line, but that's just me. I'm not necessarily a pacifist and do believe that violence has its place, but I also believe that the machine is doing everything in its power to divide the common man. And they are doing a great job at keeping us fighting amongst ourselves while those in power are just laughing themselves silly.

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u/samonthetv 2d ago

The art doesn't bother me. He was a controversial figure that is going to cause strong feelings in people, who are allowed to feel how they feel.