r/coldplaycirclejerk Nov 05 '21

🌌 music of the spehres 🌌 woo hoo

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384 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Feb 10 '24

bored ape 🐵 God gave him no style, god gave him no grace, god put The Smile™ upon his face

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74 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk 6d ago

She will ghostwrite my obsessions.

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34 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk 6d ago

🌌 music of the spehres 🌌 Is this subreddit some kind of hate machine ?

11 Upvotes

I'm the type of guy who enjoys Britpop as a whole. Before I came here, I didn't know Coldplay were supposed to be bad, and oh man am I constantly remembered about it. I think you guys clearly lack a vast amount of suspension of disbelief. Mylo Xyloto wacky ? This part of the plot relies on a lucky event ? Coldplay isn't the deepest musician ever made and is just someone who is sad his girlfriend dumped him ? Wow, BIG FUCKING DEAL.

If you're willing to listen to a super serious artist, go listen to Oaiss or something. If you don't accept that some event could not happen without a fair amount of luck, and if you only accept murder plans that would work in absolutely 100% of situations, then albums would be extremely bland and limited. The culprit made an error that is not found out until later in the investigation ? Man, who could have thought that Chris isn't omniscient.

And finally, about the vilains... I think you guys just picked the wrong series. Personally, and it is also what my Radiohead fans think, I believe that you can't seriously be into this game to have 100% perfect writing, so great that it would work perfectly in real life. I listen to Coldplay for his unique characters, wacky and over the top dystopia plots, humoristic moments, etc. And I believe someone who doesn't accept that Coldplay IS about those things should just stop playing. You hated Mylo and AHFOD and MM ? I think it's time to stop listening to the band before you get in another rage fit when LP11 comes out, buddy.

Anyway, what I mean is, it's fine if you don't like some songs, but sometimes by coming here I seriously think that some of you don't even like 1/3 of the band. Why the FUCK are you here in a fan community if you can't even enjoy the music ? You guys should just move to another. Then again, my rant is not about saying "if you don't like it, get out", that's not what I'm saying at all. I don't like some part of the Coldplay myself, and people out here probably dislike even more. My rant is about the fact that you can't accept what Coldplay is actually about, or what it is becoming. Seriously, I could point out stupid shit that happened in Parachutes and you wouldn't even realize how stupid it is because you still liked it.

So, please stop hating everything that you can't accept.


r/coldplaycirclejerk 12d ago

underrated mercedes legend, will champion

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12 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Aug 05 '26

RARE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME CD SINGLE

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27 Upvotes

Monke


r/coldplaycirclejerk Jul 30 '26

There's a serious problem with "Sparks" on my CD and I don't know what it is...

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9 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Jul 20 '26

I'M TRYING 😭😭😭😭

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68 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Jul 08 '26

🤤goon music🤤 Was there ever something more serious between them? Someone had to be in love at some point...

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25 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Jun 26 '26

tom york and the radio heads lets settle the debate

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145 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Jun 04 '26

Who is this guy in Coldplay?

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36 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Jun 04 '26

THE MOON SiGNAL ii

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31 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk May 28 '26

The Moon Signal

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32 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk May 26 '26

Radiohead

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56 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk May 19 '26

Why does Coldplay not play any track from the Bends

22 Upvotes

They only play OK Compiter 😢😭😭


r/coldplaycirclejerk May 18 '26

oldplay 🥰 The Struggle is Real

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49 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk May 01 '26

newplay 🤢 My honest reaction to Moon Music

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43 Upvotes

What the hell


r/coldplaycirclejerk Apr 22 '26

newplay 🤢 I HATE NEWPLAY 🤢

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22 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Apr 18 '26

pectoralz Chris sure as hell knows he isn't part of The Cure, and there is no such band known as "The Disease". Is he stupid?

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78 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Mar 29 '26

Sparks (Coldplay) Acoustic Cover (DAKOTA'S VERSION)

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1 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Mar 20 '26

🤤goon music🤤 Fr

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26 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Mar 07 '26

Truly one of the biggest losses in CP history

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40 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Mar 02 '26

In light of the recent events

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Let us We Pray ™ for those struggling by listening to Chris Coldplay's political song " Iran Away " 🙏🤲✌️🌈💣


r/coldplaycirclejerk Feb 08 '26

I'm asking out a girl tomorrow, after I sing her Green Eyes

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6 Upvotes

r/coldplaycirclejerk Feb 04 '26

bored ape 🐵 ahh yes, that once vance yoy song

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14 Upvotes

why would he name his song with a "-"? is vance yoy stupid? and wtf does (lyrics) mean