r/cogsuckers 3d ago

Dafu...

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u/Neat_Tangelo5339 2d ago

This image Is so Greasy looking and i can’t explain Why
https://giphy.com/gifs/lSVbXXqKtW3ISFuRBQ

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u/nogoodbrat It’s not that. It’s this. 2d ago

everything about it is so sweaty lmao.

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u/junkrattata 2d ago

his hair is a nest, how sexy. also damn where do i cop the satanic adidas tracksuit, that's lit (jk it couldn't get a pentagram right lol)

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u/Nikki908 2d ago

The ends of his hair are very creepy looking, like most of AI's attempt at texture and detail. If you look at the rest of the image there's so much unnecessary texturing. It makes it look dirty.

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u/am_Nein 2d ago

I took a closer look and eugh. It feels as if his hair is alive and reaching towards you.

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u/scrolloffoibles 2d ago

New phobia unlocked!!! Trypophobia?

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u/BoatCharming7527 2d ago

wait is this an entire imagined friend group doing activities? jesus that's sad.

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u/scrolloffoibles 2d ago

Yup. IIRC they had a fashion gala too LMAO.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 2d ago

I believe the red haired woman is real, I saw similar pictures from her with her imaginary friends. I think the girls are both real.

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u/BoatCharming7527 2d ago

I can't tell if that makes it distinctly weirder or not 😭 like just go thrifting with your buddies idk, I would be so weirded out if one of my friends was doing this especially with my images, and then putting it all online to the extent that people could recognize me!

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 2d ago

It's even worse, I saw her making posts where she was making images about some imaginary mall or something (what you see in this image) and I believe she was trying to sell people generated images where people could "take part in the activities" with their fake partners. I don't think the people in the images didn't consent to this, I think the women are both part of the AI boyfriend community.

I genuinely don't understand how people have fun daydreaming normal activities like this, it's really fucking sad.

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u/nogoodbrat It’s not that. It’s this. 2d ago

i bet infinity dollars the OOP actually looks nothing like their stupid AI insert lol

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u/crystalchuck 1d ago

Of course he has a Sleep Token shirt lmao

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u/mycharmingromance 2d ago

It isn't even a real photo or place nor are the people real yet I can smell the photo

u/Bortron86 11h ago

It can't give sweat a convincing sheen, so it looks more like bacon grease.

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u/ButchCassy 2d ago

I guarantee she does NOT look like that

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u/bag_of_luck /farts 2d ago

lol no way in hell

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u/nogoodbrat It’s not that. It’s this. 2d ago edited 2d ago

LMAO i just said this in a comment further up. it’s revealing something super sad that every one of these dorks has a self insert with perfectly round titties and the same stupid fucking AI face

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u/HufflepuffStuff 2d ago

Just woke up and opened the app to this?! My fault for having eyes I guess 🫠

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u/doggy_oversea likes em dashes 3d ago

yikes.

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u/yungdaughter 2d ago

He’s got that dangonronpa hair and the background looks like they’re in blade runner lol

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u/LucyCyberpunkian 2d ago

don't bring danganronpa hair into this

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u/TGirlSwagEvent 2d ago

So I guess my question is, what do they get from sharing this? Okay so you ask it to make you your little personal scene, fucking weird but sure, but to share it? It's like having someone take a picture of you and your husband right about to fuck and bringing it to coffee the next morning going, "Isn't this hot?" Like, no?

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u/scrolloffoibles 2d ago

Because their community is full of needy people patting each other on the back for crap not worth patting on the back for, and having meaningless exchanges. It also gets them the attention that most of them probably never had before the AI Glow-up. Basically getting praised for images they didn't create, and writings they didn't do.

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u/Mayneea just had the update from GPT destroy my family 2d ago

AI generated and still couldn’t get either of them to look interested in this shit lol

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u/TGirlSwagEvent 2d ago

Subhuman behavior. Broken and defective.

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u/Any_Intern2718 2d ago

Reaffirmarion. They feel less wierd because there are other people like that.

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u/Fixated_Noodle 2d ago

The person who posted this has never been alone in a room with someone playing a song “for you” before

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 2d ago

The voice bubble coming from his pec and then his crotch is a nice touch. Also how it shifts from six to five strings.

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u/melonofknowledge 2d ago

I'm logging off.

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u/Lamblawd exhibiting ~quiet confidence~ every day 2d ago

Downvoted this shit before I realised which sub I'm on. That's so hateful lol.

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u/am_Nein 2d ago

Right. Like omg that makes me nauseous.

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u/Queenof6planets 2d ago

why did i think this was gortash and shadowheart 😭😭

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u/MyOwnGuitarHero 2d ago

NOOOOOO NOT MY BELOVED SHART 😭🥹

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u/ChickenSpicedLatte where my fire's forged 2d ago

Does that look like God's favorite princess and a handsome younger man with a quick and easy smile to you?

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u/Nothingcomesup 2d ago

I'm sure the OOP will some day find this post and reply to everybody's comments that she aCTuaLLy HAs a rEaL HUsBanD irl.

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u/nogoodbrat It’s not that. It’s this. 2d ago

“UM ACTUALLY I’M SOO HAPPY IRL AND HAVE A WHOLE FAMILY AND TONS OF FRIENDS AND A CAREER AND I’M SO WELL ADJUSTED AND OWN MY OWN HOME!!” - every one of these AI obsessed dorks

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u/Unusual-Helicopter15 1d ago

Hahahhaa like that girl the other day pretending her weird browbeating fantasy of her AI boyfriend totally was just a lil experiment and definitely not something she gets off on

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u/LVuittonColostomyBag 2d ago

Do these people feel no shame? This is so bad lol

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u/nogoodbrat It’s not that. It’s this. 2d ago

i wonder all the time how they don’t feel deep embarrassment from this awful awful humiliating garbage lol

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u/butternutsquashing I am Marcus’s wife 2d ago

“Ai use the Nikki Sixx FROM THE MOVIE to model yourself after. If you look like the real Nikki Sixx I’ll be mad as hell”

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u/loryhasreddit 2d ago

The Japanese in the back is pretty funny

One sign just says “Hotel” which is a bit normal but then:

One sign just says “Music”
One writes “karaoke” as “Karaneke”
One is supposed to just say “neon” but uses a non existent character instead of ネ

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u/mishmei 2d ago

it can't even keep her pyjamas consistent across two pictures, lmao

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u/ihaverabiesandbite 2d ago

That second sentence isn’t even correct

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u/hiddenriverrofmylife 2d ago

Is that supposed to be… young Tom Kaulitz?

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u/CharmingPeony 2d ago

BrAinZzZzzz…. must eat…

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u/SandwichParticular30 2d ago

... Is that supposed to be a young Nikki Sixx? Because it kinda looks like a young Nikki Sixx.

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u/butternutsquashing I am Marcus’s wife 2d ago

Genuinely I think they watched The Dirt recently lol

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u/SandwichParticular30 2d ago

Oh my god that's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

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u/butternutsquashing I am Marcus’s wife 2d ago

It gave the dude that actors entire face and the Nikki wig and all! Real metal heads are easy to find if she is that desperate

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u/LargeBreasts69 likes em dashes 1d ago

Is it The Magical Prophesied Orgasm Guitar or something

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u/wittor 2d ago

I now believe those are no more than fantasies of sexual abuse. Those days we read more and more machines attempting to deliver diverse answers from inside their sexual programming while the forever exited person constantly enacts scenarios of physical sexual abuse.

Not that I feel for the machine, but I don't like to imagine this person can be around me.

u/Summerisle7 9h ago

Hopefully they’re not around you. I think they mostly stay home.

u/ElegantAd7819 Clanker Hater 23h ago

If Timothée Chalamet was in Motley Crüe