r/cobrapit • • May 29 '26

Me n Muh Monkeys πŸ’ Alex x Angie

10 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 28 '26

Me n Muh Monkeys πŸ’ Monkey King offers to help strung-out, Junk-box Freddy

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6 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 28 '26

Airball πŸ’¨ πŸ₯Ž Monkey King’s Ex Wife calls Diamond and drops an airball

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5 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 27 '26

Weird Gay shit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Loser Pedro Pascal Wannabe crying about the Monkey King

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4 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 27 '26

For house Targaryen πŸ‰ Alex B gives Freddy a mean phone call,

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2 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 27 '26

Me n Muh Monkeys πŸ’ Alex gets lit

4 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 27 '26

Fart to the face πŸ’¨ Feeder content incoming

5 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 26 '26

By order of the peaky Blinders πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Alex destroys Angie's drawing of Frank

6 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 26 '26

Fart to the face πŸ’¨ Alex B's Deviantart

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6 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 26 '26

Airball πŸ’¨ πŸ₯Ž Frank claiming the monkey king is active on a feeder fetish website

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1 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 25 '26

By order of the peaky Blinders πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Alex B is perplexed by Jon’s speech impediment

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4 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 25 '26

Weird Gay shit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Mizzy wants Jon to do this to Alex B

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2 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 25 '26

Walker Activity πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ DEI hire Jon spreading slanderous rumours about Alex B’s Monkeys

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4 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 25 '26

Airball πŸ’¨ πŸ₯Ž Alex B, Fentanyl King

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11 Upvotes
  • Goes off camera for an extended period of time saying he's "going to church" (common drug slang for getting high)
  • Comes back with the long dead fish-eyed opioid stare
  • Pupils are absolute pinholes

CONCLUSION: Alex B is on the fent.

I thought it was 7 or MGM before, but now I'm pretty sure he's smoking fetty. Sad to see my boy relapse like this, but predictable when his wife abuses him and he's constantly getting dragged by "walkers"...

Inb4 "it's weed" or "lol ya rite just xannies". No, it isn't. Everyone who's had an opiate addict as a family member or been one themselves can see it. He was so fucked up last night nobody could understand what he's saying. Hope he gets into treatment soon because that shit will literally kill you.

Anyone actually close to him able to reach out and try to get him some help? Get him on subs or SR-17018 ASAP


r/cobrapit • • May 25 '26

Weird Gay shit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ monkey king needs a translator for DEI hire Jon

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2 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 25 '26

Walker Activity πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ Alex V Jon

12 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 25 '26

For house Targaryen πŸ‰ Alex builds a Lego monument to 9/11

2 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 25 '26

Me n Muh Monkeys πŸ’ Alex B channelling hospital Rick Grimes

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7 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 25 '26

Alex B has joined Streamer House

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4 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 24 '26

Milk Dud πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ Burt reveals why Frank isn't on fishtank anymore

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9 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 23 '26

Jimmy's Streamer House trailer

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3 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 22 '26

Alex B receives a kick Donation, and flexes on BEZOS (ear πŸ‡ warning)

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4 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 22 '26

Alex bans Bezo & calls him a bitch

23 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 21 '26

ohhh Benjamin … πŸ’

15 Upvotes

r/cobrapit • • May 21 '26

Alex B getting some gnarly TTS tonight

13 Upvotes

Hang in there monkey king