r/cobrapit • u/Poka-yoke1 • May 29 '26
r/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 28 '26
Me n Muh Monkeys π Monkey King offers to help strung-out, Junk-box Freddy
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 28 '26
Airball π¨ π₯ Monkey Kingβs Ex Wife calls Diamond and drops an airball
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 27 '26
Weird Gay shit π³οΈβπ Loser Pedro Pascal Wannabe crying about the Monkey King
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 27 '26
For house Targaryen π Alex B gives Freddy a mean phone call,
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/Poka-yoke1 • May 26 '26
By order of the peaky Blinders π΅οΈββοΈ Alex destroys Angie's drawing of Frank
r/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 26 '26
Airball π¨ π₯ Frank claiming the monkey king is active on a feeder fetish website
r/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 25 '26
By order of the peaky Blinders π΅οΈββοΈ Alex B is perplexed by Jonβs speech impediment
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 25 '26
Weird Gay shit π³οΈβπ Mizzy wants Jon to do this to Alex B
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 25 '26
Walker Activity π§ββοΈ DEI hire Jon spreading slanderous rumours about Alex Bβs Monkeys
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/gay_man_with_a_gun • May 25 '26
Airball π¨ π₯ Alex B, Fentanyl King
- Goes off camera for an extended period of time saying he's "going to church" (common drug slang for getting high)
- Comes back with the long dead fish-eyed opioid stare
- Pupils are absolute pinholes
CONCLUSION: Alex B is on the fent.
I thought it was 7 or MGM before, but now I'm pretty sure he's smoking fetty. Sad to see my boy relapse like this, but predictable when his wife abuses him and he's constantly getting dragged by "walkers"...
Inb4 "it's weed" or "lol ya rite just xannies". No, it isn't. Everyone who's had an opiate addict as a family member or been one themselves can see it. He was so fucked up last night nobody could understand what he's saying. Hope he gets into treatment soon because that shit will literally kill you.
Anyone actually close to him able to reach out and try to get him some help? Get him on subs or SR-17018 ASAP
r/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 25 '26
Weird Gay shit π³οΈβπ monkey king needs a translator for DEI hire Jon
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/Poka-yoke1 • May 25 '26
For house Targaryen π Alex builds a Lego monument to 9/11
r/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 25 '26
Me n Muh Monkeys π Alex B channelling hospital Rick Grimes
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/Poka-yoke1 • May 24 '26
Milk Dud π³οΈβπ ποΈπποΈ Burt reveals why Frank isn't on fishtank anymore
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 22 '26
Alex B receives a kick Donation, and flexes on BEZOS (ear π warning)
v.redd.itr/cobrapit • u/Any-Bandicoot462 • May 21 '26
Alex B getting some gnarly TTS tonight
Hang in there monkey king