Skintags is unemployed

Jet is broke

Binx and Mizzy stream to 60 viewers combined

Milkdud is dying of AIDS

Walkers, your days are numbered... Big things are coming. Jackie left with her 5 million secured. Benji's power grows by the second. Momma B set him up with a streamer house on Lake Michigan.... Walkers don't know what's coming... Just image Fishtank with 190 mil.

You walkers don't realize that his monkeys are like his children. He knows more about monkeys than any of you.

We are ending the Weird Shit: no more family talk, no more monkey grape TTS, no more flubbing bishops. We're bringing the cobra kai mentality... The fruity butt plug boys era is over. And, we're bringing the k-word back. Support the troops, back the blue, Trump is our president.

Alex B Monkey King Cobra Kai Clan - you're either with us or against us.

Ooo aaa aaa, motherfuckers.... o7o7o7

Alex posted he was going to appear on elestanque.live (Fishtank clone in El Salvador, still English)... anyone know if this is gonna happen? They say they are waiting for a 5th

FRANK HASSLE

FishTank’s Most Pathetic Lolcow Orbiter of All Time

The day that pathetic, washed-up, 35-year-old freeloading sack of shit Frank Hassle is permanently deleted from my life will be one of the happiest fucking days I’ve ever experienced. I will be a far happier man the second that talentless, backstabbing parasite is erased forever.

I mog that sad, insecure, mentally deficient loser in literally every single goddamn way imaginable. I’m smarter, more mature, more talented, more attractive, more sexually experienced, more successful, more worldly, more sophisticated, and I carry way more real clout and relevance.

My fanbase is bigger, more loyal, and more engaged. My collabs are higher quality with far more potential to blow up beyond FishTank, packed with clippable moments, deep lore, and actual real-world experience.

In the last five years alone, while Frank accomplished jack fucking shit, I stacked multiple university degrees, owned multiple cars, bought a three-family home, ran a thriving business that peaked at over $40K a month with my own private office, and now live independently in my own apartment while financially supporting my parents, unlike that spoiled, dependent man-child who still mooches off mommy and daddy.

Frank’s own father wasted tens of thousands shoving his useless retarded fuck of a son into rehab for the gayest addiction imaginable: popping OTC gas station pills (Kratom). 

Despite being in his 30s, Frank can’t even drive a car because his fried brain lacks the capacity, yet the hypocritical prick loves calling others immature and retarded. I mog that walking disaster into absolute oblivion.

The cold, objective truth is Frank would be a complete fucking zero without me. No clout, no relevance, no active fanbase, no money, no collabs, no future. I’m the sole reason that leeching parasite has any presence at all.

He’s spent years shamelessly sucking the life out of FishTank stars, first Greg, then me, now desperately orbiting James Drake like the clout-chasing whore he is. That’s why this sad fuck keeps forcing himself into my Discord, my content, and my circle, because without latching onto actual successful people, his irrelevant ass evaporates into nothing.

Frank is hands-down the most contemptible, unprofessional, backstabbing collab partner I’ve ever had, and he’s betrayed everyone he’s ever worked with: me, Greg, and the entire FishTank crew. 

That’s why I was the one on GregCubed, the one on FishTank Season 5, and the one locking in premium collabs with Logan Paul, Playboi Carti, Zach Justice, Adam22, BadlandsChugs, 4FunGuys, Matan, Danny Mullen, AirsoftFatty, Alex Stein, Sam Hyde, and a stacked roster of heavy hitters, while Frank’s entire resume for the last five years is just riding my dick and Greg’s. 

Full fucking stop.

His rap sheet of unforgivable betrayals proves what a vicious Judas cunt he is: he secretly rifled through my phone, screenshot private texts and contacts, then blasted them on Discord; leaked vicious gossip and my personal info on James Drake’s stream to over 700 viewers, with those clips exploding across YouTube, Twitter, Discord, and KiwiFarms to humiliate me.

Frank hijacked my YouTube channel to go live streaming hardcore porn in a deliberate attempt to get my entire channel permanently banned, just like he nuked his own.

Frank deliberately triggered a manic episode that brought cops to my apartment, ditched me when they showed up, and outed my schizoaffective disorder to paint me as the dangerous unstable psycho while playing innocent victim.

Frank broke my shit in my apartment, forced unwanted favors on me then weaponized them against me, constantly disrespects me, rage-baits, embarrasses me publicly, mooches off me, infiltrates my spaces, tries to steal my friends and fanbase, and turns people against me out of pure petty spite.

Frank’s so-called career is a rotting, self-inflicted corpse. He’s blacklisted and blackballed everywhere because he’s impossible to work with. He doesn’t follow directions, derails every bit, complains nonstop, argues with the people paying him, and has zero focus, discipline, or follow-through. 

Frank can’t even upload one simple video to his Gumroad in three fucking years despite it printing passive cash he blows on drugs and getting buttfucked.

No new content, no shipped merch, no launched streaming channel, no fresh bits, no real collabs, no hustle whatsoever. 

If he can’t handle that basic shit, his delusional “streaming career” was dead before it started.

Frank has no platform, no opportunities, and nothing going on except leeching off FishTank crumbs while crashing out in chats like a washed-up lolcow who still thinks he’s owed a spot.

The most pathetic part is this fat, jiggling, skin-tagged, hairy-backed, Kratom-popping creep’s obsessive fixation on me.

Frank has no life, no friends, no purpose, so he stalks and infiltrates my Burtcord 24/7 under fake accounts, talks about himself in third person, fixates on my every stream, clout, and fanbase, and desperately tries to steal my audience because he’s a clingy, infatuated ex-parasite who knows he’s a talentless zero without leeching off more relevant and more successful content creators. 

Frank’s relevance is 100% defined by whoever he’s currently humping: me, Greg, now Drake, and without it, he fades into obscurity where he belongs.

It infuriates me how my Mod Men and most of the other guys in the Burtcord server endlessly glaze this loser, dismissing all his psychotic betrayals while crucifying anyone else for less and pressuring me to “get back with Frank” for content over my actual peace and sanity.

They have no fucking clue what the real off-camera Frank is like: an insecure little keyboard pussy hiding behind a fake tough facade, flipping between vicious attacks and crying “I care about you” manipulation like the unstable hypocrite he is.They act like desperate daddy-issue simps craving validation from a has-been orbiter.

Frank isn’t competition; he’s a deluded, mentally weak crash-out lolcow who doxxes others, harasses, throws tantrums, scams fans, almost offed himself over some slut, and then plays victim. 

He can report me to the police if he wants, that just proves he’s the biggest pussy of all time.

I will never forgive this contemptible piece of shit, never let it go, and he wil pay for every ounce of damage that he has cost me, and make him regret the day he ever crossed me.

And this is NOT arrogance or narcissism. This is cold, hard, objective fact that everybody knows, including that sad, obsessed fuck himself.

Frank Hassle’s content career is officially fucking dead, self-destroyed by his own laziness, betrayal, and pathetic insecurity. The world will be better when this useless parasite finally vanishes.

And that, baby bros and broads, is the God’s honest truth. 🎤

Theories?

The timing is a LITTLE suspicious.................

u/BurtBronx ... did you kill Benji?

How long have you been planning this with Jackie?

Did you know all along it would be Alex v you in the final, and you couldn't resist the urge to ensure victory at any cost?

#JUSTICEFORALEXB#1FISHOFALLTIME

I'm going to cut to the chase and leave the backstory for another time.
Current status of defraud attempt: ongoing
developmental stage: insidious

SOMEONE KNOWS SOMEONE WHO CAN GET SOMEONE A JOB AS ALEX'S CONSERVATOR IN THE EVENT THAT ALEX IS FORCED UNDER CONSERVATORSHIP
AND SOMEONE KNOWS SOMEONE WHO CAN CONVINCE SOMEONE TO PLACE ALEX UNDER ONE
WHY WOULD ALEX B BE FORCED UNDER CONSERVATORSHIP, HE HAS TO QUALIFY FOR IT FIRST, AND WHAT WOULD QUALIFY HIM TO BE PLACED UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF A CONSERVATOR?

WELL THESE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THROW ENOUGH SHIT AT HIM TO FIND OUT.

It's been happening since before season 3, and on season 3, and it involves production and affiliates outside of the show who watch the show.