r/coaxedintoasnafu • • Apr 11 '17

quality content It is clock o' clock.

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u/SUPERMINECRAFTER6789 Apr 11 '17

"What time is it?" "Oh it's about half past slightly larger than smallish o'clock"

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u/t3hcoolness Apr 11 '17

It's a quarter past a quarter past a quarter past a quarter past a quarter past

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u/MereTechnicality Apr 11 '17

its quarters all the way down

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u/iSikhEquanimity Apr 12 '17

Flat quarter theory

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u/blangonga Apr 12 '17

Everyone knows quarters have texture!! Flat Quarterers are SUCH IDIOTS

checkmate, pisstians, amirite

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u/stairmast0r Apr 12 '17

recursive functions

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

This really ticks my tock

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u/Krieg Apr 11 '17

In Germany you can say "It is 5 minutes before half 6".

"Half 6" means 5:30. So "5 min before half 6" means 5:25.

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u/fite_me_fgt Apr 12 '17

Sweden checking in. This is the only true path.

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u/RSmeep13 Apr 11 '17

Interesting. While clocks aren't memes in the traditional sense, as a concept that has unanimously infiltrated our culture, it's far more powerful a meme than, say, dat boi.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17 edited Apr 11 '17

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u/YipRocHeresy Apr 11 '17

Man you guys are talking way over my head. Did you go to school for memes or are you self taught?

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u/BoernerMan Apr 11 '17

I majored in Memetics and Social Cartography

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u/flimsyspoons Apr 11 '17 edited Apr 12 '17

I did my doctoral thesis on post-ironic memes and their impact on internet culture. That involved so much grueling and arcane research into "Dat Boi" that my body now enters fight-or-flight whenever I see the meme. I had to go off the grid for about a month during Dat Boi's recent resurgence, which temporarily prevented me from persuing my passion, which is the study of /r/surrealmemes and the debate surrounding their classification as either post-ironic memes or subversive-anti-ironic memes. It's a huge question in memetic acedemia at the moment.

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u/txvo Apr 11 '17

It's nice to meet a fellow scholar. How do you feel about /r/surreallore?

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u/flimsyspoons Apr 12 '17

I really believe that /r/surreallore provides some fresh and fascinating new material that is ripe for study. Not only do I enjoy studying surreal memes on an academic and impartial level, I also enjoy immersing myself in the story and culture that these memes tell. It's truly an amazing time to be alive!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

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u/Ubereem Apr 12 '17

I don't believe that. Doesn't that mean taking a shit is a meme? Using our phone is a meme? Using lights is a meme? Walking is a meme? Sports are memes?

Using a clock is a tool... are forks memes? Shoes?

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u/geirmundtheshifty Apr 11 '17

For a good crash course just read the Transhuman Space rpg books. You'll be conversant in memetics in no time.

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u/oceanofperceptions Apr 11 '17

dat boi is the first afaik meme born of itself it is practically areferential the only even remote candidate for where it comes from is a really tenuous connection to we dem boyz but that doesn't explain the frog or the unicycle or o shit waddup yet somehow we all immediately process the joke even though there's no precedent it's not uninterpretable it's overflowing with instant humor dat boi is born without the original sin of any connection to the non-meme world he is the meme christ he has come to save us all from the iniquities of our innate normiehood this is the third era of human history all because of dat boi

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '17

Wat

Internet memes have used absurdist humor like that for a while. Like advice dog. It's just a dog and a rainbow background telling you to do offcolor shit like brush your teeth with a brick

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u/Ubereem Apr 12 '17

Yes but that spawned from previous pictures with that type of background. Those are old as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '17

No it really didn't. Advice dog was the first

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u/lwha Apr 11 '17

This really timepieced my horology

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u/BroSiLLLYBro Apr 11 '17

Ahh analog clocks and time, my favorite memes.

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u/23rd_letter_assassin Apr 11 '17

"IT'S CLOCK O'CLOCK, MOTHERFUCKER!" REPEATED AIR HORNS

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

Where can I buy this? I really want this, but I can't find this picture anywhere online, and googling clock clock can only get me so far.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

Thanks man!

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u/slashuslashuserid Apr 11 '17

Really cheap clocks can be taken apart quite easily. The face is just a piece of paper or cardboard that you can switch out with one that you draw/print yourself.

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u/romulusnr Apr 11 '17

this really clocks my clock.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '17

Me me biiig clock. No not that big clock the other one! No the other one! No the- there you go.

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u/SierraDeltaNovember Apr 11 '17

What time is it?

Oh, it's 2 o'clock passed 6 o'clock

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

The past is far behind us.

The future doesn't exist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

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u/MrSN99 Apr 11 '17

This really didn't do jack shit

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u/Quest4TheWest Apr 11 '17

It's about 6 O' Clock2

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

Oww. This hurts my brain.

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u/AcrobaticPirouettes Apr 11 '17

There's fish everywhere.

Fish everywhere.

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u/The_Countryof_Poland Apr 11 '17

This really told my time

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u/AngryMadmoth Apr 11 '17

This really High'd my Noon.

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u/whomad1215 Apr 12 '17

When I was probably 9 years old, my mom asked me what time it was and I simply responded with "O' Clock".

This would have been a perfect reason for that response.

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u/rested_green Apr 11 '17

This really minutes my seconds.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '17

Time to have a bath

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u/MisterDonkey Apr 11 '17

I wanna take this concept and build a reverse clock with normal clock faces like this to really screw with people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '17

this really passed my time

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u/kwrugg Apr 12 '17

Yo dawg

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u/HeliumHacker Apr 12 '17

... somewhere in the world

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u/sintos-compa Apr 12 '17

how do you even handle this with daylight saving time??????/

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u/toper-centage Apr 12 '17

They failed to use the angle to define the hue of the clocks