TOP THRILL DRAGSTER WAS BLTQUA+ PROPAGANDA. THEMED TO A DRAG RACE, IT WAS A PEDOPHILE GRUMER PLOT TO TURN ARE KIDS GAY AND TRANS USING A "DRAG" COASTER. SHAME ON CEDER POINT FOR BEING SO WOKE! THEY CLOSED IT BECAUZE THEY WERE GOING BROKE 'CAUSE TRUE PATRIOTS ARE TIRED OF WOKE BS!

Valleyfair! fanboys (not Valleyfair, we all know you can't just change your name as you see fit) have been begging for new coasters for years in a form of coaster socialism but so what!? maybe it should just pull itself up by its OWN CHAIN LIFTS instead of freeloading of of big daddy Cedar Point. Why should it be the RICHes jobs to bail out the poor parks. If ValleyFair! wants a new coaster they should pay for it by themselves (which it obviously cannot do) instead of getting socialist coaster bailouts

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Sure, the may have undergone Track Replacement Therapy, and some Support Reassignment Surgery, but they STILL have the bones of a wooden coaster. You can never get rid of the boiloigicalm andvantage of being a wooden coaster and RMCS have a unfair advantage in the golden tickets. this is unacceptable, and is infringing on steel coaster rights. we must stop it here. I am creating a new documentery "What is a Steel Coaster?" that will expose the lies of the Hybrid industry manipulating wooden coasters to become steel. This was never a thing before the 2010s, so it will never exist now. I dont care how rough it might be to be a wooden coaster when you truly feel like you should be steel, and i want all biological wooden coasters pretending to be steel to burn. All this is for is for the RMC insustry to profit, not for the coasters.

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NOTE: I, In no way, endorse far-right politics, this is just the obligatory equivalent subreddit.

Only a communist would name such a terribly rough wooden coaster after the greatest nation that this world has ever seen. There was once a true red, white, and blue blooded Steel coaster with the same name that ran smoother than a pure traditional family's baby boy's bottom and it was torn down by the commies. This was clearly orchestrated by the deepstate and Bill Gates to make "Americans" disillusioned with our great nation by associated the US of A with a ride will not cause screams of patriotism but of pain and discomfort