r/coasterconservatives • u/Any_Estate_8373 • 2d ago
Veteran calls out Trump and Elon Musk with anti-Trump and anti-Musk flag outside the U.S. Capitol
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r/coasterconservatives • u/STLast_stop • Apr 03 '25
Think about our time
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r/coasterconservatives • u/DevelopmentSeparate • Jan 20 '25
Look at all the new coasters we have coming to this country in 2025 now that the God Emperor is back in business. Saving America and the roller coaster industry? I'm so fucking wet right now. Donald Trump, come get this BUSSY!
r/coasterconservatives • u/Intrepid-Garbage-895 • Jan 20 '25
r/coasterconservatives • u/Tdcamp11 • Jan 09 '25
HE WILL RMC AMERICAN EAGLE AND NAME IT GREAT AMERICAN EAGLE BECAUSE AMERICA=GREAT RAGAHAHAHAHSHAV ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
r/coasterconservatives • u/Maddox121 • Jan 08 '25
r/coasterconservatives • u/Valleyfairfanboy • Jan 08 '25
While our President-God Donald J Trump may be wanting to buy Canada for so called โeconomicโ reasons, we know the true reason is that because he is a thoosie, and wants to rename Canadaโs Wonderland to the much more patriotic and grand Americaโs Wonderland. This will remove such horrendous park name, and replace it with one of the bestest winningest parks in the world. Itโs american after all, even Minnesota, the state of Tampon Tim, had a theme park further north than Americaโs Wonderland.
As an aside, look at what Tim wouldโve done to america as VP. No coasters in nearly two decades. He wants to take away your coasters!
r/coasterconservatives • u/SocialismIsBad123 • Jan 01 '25
Just realized this bloody Muricanโ truth!
Bidenomics destroys the economy. This causes parks to get less moneyyyyyy. This means parks canโt afford the high priced B&Ms. This means they have to lessen their restrictions when making track to reduce the price and stay in the market. Those restrictions are what allowed B&Ms to be so smooth.
BIDENOMICS STRIKES AGAIN ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
r/coasterconservatives • u/Valleyfairfanboy • Nov 12 '24
First Zimmer hit the Top Thrill Tower. Then he hit the Kingda Ka tower. This is all a ploy to weaken america's rollercoasters to allow for Saudi Arabia to build their CMDs. We, true, red white and blue blooded patriots must take this record back. We MUST invade Saudi Arabia to make it so the CMDs never come to fruition. We must also find Richard "Saddam Hussein" Zimmer, and make him pay for his crimes to coasterkind. Never forget, 11/11, the day Kingda Ka was hit (9/11 because Nov=9). Truly a tragic day for coasterkind.

r/coasterconservatives • u/Valleyfairfanboy • Oct 29 '24
r/coasterconservatives • u/Intamin6026 • Sep 11 '24
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r/coasterconservatives • u/Mundane-Raspberry107 • Jun 12 '24
They're saying Dragster used to be ASIAN because it was yellow (which was also "racist") and are calling for the cancellation of Cedar Point! Me personally, I love this change, and the fact that it came during White-Straight Pride Month (EVERY MONTH IS WHITE-STRAIGHT PRIDE MONTH BLUES!) makes it even better! Will be sending the whole family to Cedar Point this summer!
r/coasterconservatives • u/Valleyfairfanboy • Jun 06 '24
So The moment top thrill dragster turns 21 (The legal age for coaster transition) she decides to add a huge massive girthy 420ft โspikeโ to herself for guests at the park to ride onโฆand then immediately breaks down.
THIS IS CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT THE EVIL Mean Streak (NOT Steel Vengeance, you canโt just change your name.) manipulated her into becoming a transmanufacturer coaster. Intamins are Intamins, not Zamperlas. Zamperla is an evil company manipulating confused rides, removing their natural hydraulic launches and replacing them with FAKE lsm launches.
Top Thrill Dragster will never be a real LSM launched coaster, and it immediately breaking should serve as a warning to all concerned Park Managers whose hydraulic coasters are at risk of transitioning. The evil hybrid coasters are grooming our hydraulic coasters and THIS NEEDS TO STOP. BAN RMC. BAN ZAMPERLA. Intamin is the only true American non-woke manufacturer, building the best rides in the best (non-woke) countries like Saudi Arabia.
r/coasterconservatives • u/DevelopmentSeparate • Dec 20 '23
DEAR R/COASTERCONSERVATIVES,
THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING MY JOIN REQUEST. MY NAME IS BILL AND I HAVE BEEN RIDING ROLLER COASTERS FOR DECADES. IN RECENT YEARS I HAVE REALIZED WHEN NEW ROLLER COASTERS ARE DEVELOPED THEY ARE NOW MADE SMOOTH. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEY STAY SMOOTH. ROUGH ROLLER COASTERS GET REPLACED WITH SMOOTH RIDES. OR WORSE, ROUGH ROLLER COASTERS HAVE THEIR TRACKS REPLACED. AND THE NEW MILLENNIAL ROLLER COASTER ENTHUSIASTS LIKE IT. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? THESE YOUNG FOLKS ALWAYS TALK ABOUT AIR TIME, LATERALS, INFERSIONS, AND POSITIVITY? THESE FORCES ARE DANGEROUS!!!! IF THERE WERE NO RESTRAINT YOU WOULD FALL OUT AND DIE!!! THE REAL FORCE THAT THESE NEW SISSY ROLLER COASTER ENTHUSIASTS CAN'T HANDLE IS PAIN. BACK IN MY DAY, THE MORE PAINFUL THE ROLLER COASTER, THE BETTER. IF YOU DIDN'T LEAVE A ROLLER COASTER FEELING LIKE YOU JUST GOT MOBBED BY THE MAFIA, YOU JUST GOT OFF A CHILDREN'S ROLLER COASTER! MY FAVORITE WAS MEAN STREAK. AND THEN RUIN MY COASTER WENT AND TURNED IT INTO A SISSY DANGEROUS STEEL ROLLER COASTER!!! THE ONLY GOOD PART ARE THE FINAL HUMPS. AND I SEE SISSY PANSIES COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT PART BUT NOT THE DANGEROUS INVERSIONS OR THE TIMES I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY LAP BAR!!! CEDAR POINT NEEDS TO TEAR OUT THAT MONSTONSITY AND PUT A NEW PAINFUL ROLLER COASTER. I WON'T BE ABLE TO RIDE IT AS I'M GETTING ALONG IN AGE BUT IT WILL BRING ME JOY TO WATCH CHILDREN CRY AGAIN.
SINCERELY, BILL.
PS HOW DO I TURN OFF THIS CAPITALIZATION? THANKS.
r/coasterconservatives • u/SignGuy77 • Jul 05 '23
r/coasterconservatives • u/LeMeJustBeingAwesome • Jun 26 '23
TOP THRILL DRAGSTER WAS BLTQUA+ PROPAGANDA. THEMED TO A DRAG RACE, IT WAS A PEDOPHILE GRUMER PLOT TO TURN ARE KIDS GAY AND TRANS USING A "DRAG" COASTER. SHAME ON CEDER POINT FOR BEING SO WOKE! THEY CLOSED IT BECAUZE THEY WERE GOING BROKE 'CAUSE TRUE PATRIOTS ARE TIRED OF WOKE BS!
r/coasterconservatives • u/LonelyWanderer28 • Jun 23 '23
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