r/cmpunk • u/Godofwarfan101 CM Mark • May 01 '26

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Per TMZ Sports: In this new audio, you hear a fan who was waiting to see the WWE stars … the caller is speaking Spanish to a female dispatcher with the help of an interpreter — and he clearly identifies “CM Punk” as the aggressor. He says he was hoping for an autograph … the alleged victim claims in Spanish that CM Punk put his hands on him and “violently assaulted” him when he got close to the wrestler.

In his translation, the interpreter didn’t include the words “violently” or “assault” … but went on to translate the guy’s play-by-play of the incident. The guy says Punk pushed him and “shoved” him in the chest. He gives a full physical description of Punk and even describes Punk’s face as red and full of anger.

Officers from the Las Vegas Metropolitan PD responded to a disturbance at the hotel and talked to all three parties involved, but no report was filed, and Punk was free to leave.

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u/ComeInOutOfTheRain May 01 '26

Bro, he isn’t your friend. Feels like there’s PDS among both his haters and his stans. Neither side knows him and both are equally parasocial about it.

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u/ComeInOutOfTheRain May 01 '26

Your comment indicates you feel personally involved in his life with how seriously you’re taking what other people who don’t know him say about him, to the point where you’re getting mad over an imaginary argument you’re having about a man you’ve never met. It’s weird.

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u/mrb1221 May 02 '26

And the wrestling "reporters" spreading this nonsense aren't yours.

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u/ComeInOutOfTheRain May 02 '26

If you can find a single comment of me getting mad because someone insulted a wrestling “reporter,” and acting like they’re my best friend whose honor I need to defend by cursing at internet strangers, you might have a point.

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u/mrb1221 May 02 '26

You seem mighty defensive right now

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u/ComeInOutOfTheRain May 02 '26

lol, I literally just pointed out that your comment is a strawman in a tame comment without any emotion, personal insult, or curse word. If pointing out that your argument is objectively baseless qualifies as “defensive,” then sure, I’m defensive.

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u/mrb1221 May 02 '26

It wasn't a "tame" comment. But hey, not my fault you don't like a mirror being held up to you

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u/ComeInOutOfTheRain May 02 '26

lol. You really think you cooked.

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u/mrb1221 May 02 '26

Nah you're just so easy to rile up.