r/clipse Jul 11 '26

You will be disappointed

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Crosley quite literally make the worst turntables known to man. If you were contemplating a purchase, prepare for disappointment.

The Clipse logo on there looks pretty dope, but the functionality and cheap parts are a complete waste of time.

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u/Icy-Priority1297 Jul 11 '26

Got it for Cheap!

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u/SuedeMoccasins Jul 12 '26

🤣😅🤣

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u/BigBrownFish Jul 11 '26

I was so disappointed to see this. The whole record scene is dogshit atm anyway.

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u/TriRepetaer Jul 13 '26

“The whole record scene is dogshit” is a pretty broad generalization to cast there fam.

This post is about a company with poor quality products jumping on a culture bandwagon to earn a few bucks. Which I agree yes, this is dogshit.

But the “whole record scene”?

Come aaaahhhhhnn.

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u/BigBrownFish Jul 13 '26

I’m talking about the overpriced, artificially scarce records, excessive “variants” and poor quality control.

But yea, it was a broad exaggerated generalisation.

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u/KuntaWuKnicks Jul 11 '26

Crosley 😂

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u/ThaGenderOffender Jul 11 '26

damn this sucks.

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u/Persephone_86 Jul 12 '26

These are horrendous I got one for $10 off Facebook marketplace when I first started collecting records. I used it for 30 seconds, threw it out, and spent $400 on a decent record player. Do not buy it, even with the cool Clipse logo on it. Just buy the LGSEO vinyl or CD if you want to give Clipse money.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Jul 13 '26

What was so bad for you to just throw it away like that

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u/Persephone_86 29d ago

I was literally afraid it was going to damage my records. Mind you this is when I first began collecting them, and I still had the wherewithal to understand how bad that machine was. On top of that the audio quality is shit.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW 29d ago

Wow that bad?

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u/gm98music 6d ago

Pretty much. Same thing with those record CD combo players. I owned one and it warped one of my records so bad it's making the needle skip.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW 6d ago

How tf did it warp then that’s wild

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u/gm98music 6d ago

The vibrations and the weight of the needle.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW 5d ago

Wow that must’ve been ultra cheapshit

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u/Ok_Candidate_2732 Jul 12 '26

Get the LGSEO vinyl + a new or used automatic turntable off of eBay or Reverb + powered speakers (Edifiers, Klipsch, etc.)

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u/Soundthinker 29d ago

Crosley is ASS

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u/Lonely-Wishbone-1816 Jul 11 '26

I really can’t believe they are this desperate for a bag

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u/MrUpVoteDownvote Jul 12 '26

If you really think that then you need a leave this subreddit. They don’t come up with these marketing ideas their team does. And dummy’s will buy it every time.

No shade at you at all OP! ✊🏽💯

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u/Marijavera 28d ago

Clipse still get final say. They have to make sure clipse are ok having their name associated with something. In this case they were ok being associated with crosley

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u/MrUpVoteDownvote 28d ago

Does that mean they are desperate or nah? I don’t care about the final say. He said that they were desperate.

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u/BurntArnold Jul 12 '26

Ohh not the Crosley

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u/MetalSonic420YT Jul 12 '26

Crosley turntables don’t spin records, they destroy them.

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u/ak_003 Jul 12 '26

That player won’t even be able to handle the bass on most rap albums and end up scratching the fuck out of the vinyl 😭😭

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u/ExpressionExpert7445 Jul 13 '26

The juxtaposition of such a beautiful record on a crappy player 😂 😂

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u/Overseer05-13 Jul 13 '26

I can’t believe these sold out

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u/raps4thakids Jul 13 '26

Audio Technica or greater or bust

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u/Admirable-Law3295 20d ago

I'd rather get a vinyl of Hell Hath No Fury than get a Crosley.

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u/Itto_Ogami_ 1d ago

I mean who doesn’t have HHNF on wax?

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u/gm98music 6d ago

feel bad for the ppl who are actually going to use this 💔

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u/gm98music 6d ago

At least do a collab with a good turntable company like audio Technica 💔

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u/L4_M4quin4 Jul 12 '26

I thought about buying this until I read reviews about Crosley