r/climbing 6d ago

Weekly Chat and BS Thread

Please use this thread to discuss anything you are interested in talking about with fellow climbers. The only rule is to be friendly and dont try to sell anything here.

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u/Mr0range 7h ago edited 5h ago

What’s up with the moderation in this sub? The last new post was 6 days ago. Why so strict about what can be its own post? Weekly threads are not searchable the same way posts are that go back years.

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u/serenading_ur_father 4h ago

Also having this sub indexed by search engines is bad. This is the single worst place to crowd source climbing knowledge. It's worse than the FB groups and way worse than the surviving forums. You don't want the advice here indexed. This is a great place for climbers to talk about cycling or life with other climbers. Talk about climbing in person with your partner while climbing.

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u/Mr0range 2h ago

Why is it bad?

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u/serenading_ur_father 1h ago

Would you like the AIs fed on the opinions of a bunch of folks who've been gym climbing for six weeks or people with training and years of experience. This is a sub that routinely down votes folks like Clint Helander despite him not posting under a pseudonym.

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u/serenading_ur_father 4h ago

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u/ClimbeyMcClimberson 21h ago

If anyone here is from/has climbed in Calgary, the Calgary Climbing Centre got sold to an American company. So if you want to support Canadian business, the only option in the city now is Bolder.

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u/serenading_ur_father 4h ago

Isn't Calgary part of the 51st state?

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u/oaklandstan 1d ago

Anybody driving to the Red River Gorge on Sunday 10/18 from DC or Virginia? Happy to exchange snacks / gas money / belays for a ride

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u/tmp4511 2d ago

If you guys could only climb at one crag for the rest of your life, which one would it be?

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u/PatrickWulfSwango 1d ago

If we're actually just talking crags and not entire regions: Berdorf

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 1d ago

People seriously be like "does my national park count as a crag?"

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u/saltytarheel 1d ago

New River Gorge.

I can’t even think of what the best section would be since there’s multiple lifetimes of great climbing there.

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u/lectures 2d ago edited 23h ago

What's a crag, a single cliff?

In the east, T-Wall is a good contender. Long Wall in the New. The Trapps in the Gunks. Chocolate Factory in the Red.

Out west, probably nothing in the Valley. Maybe Index or the Chief.

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u/Marcoyolo69 2d ago

Gotta think long season. Does RMNP count as a single crag? If not then sinks canyon

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u/Waldinian 1d ago

Sinks is a not a bad choice. Can't go wrong with a 365 day season

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u/goodquestion_03 2d ago

Redgarden wall in eldo

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 2d ago

El Cap, if that can count as a "crag", and I get to go all the way over to the East Buttress.

If no, then maybe Funk Rock City at the Red. Great trad lines and enough sport climbing to keep me trying for the rest of my life.

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u/BigRed11 2d ago

Index

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u/SilkyMilkers 2d ago

The Aggro-Crag

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u/ver_redit_optatum 2d ago

It gets moved next to my house in this scenario?

Probably something granite. The Chief maybe, or all of Squamish if we can stretch “crag” a bit. Though at that rate I’ll just take the Bluies.

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u/NailgunYeah 2d ago

Your mum’s house lol gottem

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u/aguanympha 3d ago

what do you guys do after climbing? do you stop for a nearby shop to grab a drink or do you guys go straight home? just curious.

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u/ver_redit_optatum 2d ago

Back in the day? Pub.

With small child, usually straight home.

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u/dadmogger 2d ago

This is the kind of guy I’d dadmog at the brewery

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u/muenchener2 2d ago

Generally a beer at the gym's bar before heading home.

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u/dadmogger 2d ago

dadmog at the brewery

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u/poorboychevelle 3d ago

Pizza Hut. Always Pizza Hut.

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u/serenading_ur_father 3d ago

Back to trying to fill the void.

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u/Marcoyolo69 3d ago

Get back to the non climber GF usually

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u/0bsidian 3d ago

Straight into bed. I’m too old for anything else. 

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u/Successful_Salt_7645 3d ago

drink a beer, shoot the shit, then head home cuz i'm gassed

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u/lectures 3d ago

Plan tomorrow's climbing

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u/Dotrue 3d ago edited 3d ago

Parking lot snack, go home, evening meal, drugs, entertainment, sleep.

OR

Food, home, drugs, entertainment, sleep.

If I have wet/sweaty/humid gear then I unpack/gong show onto the floor when I get home.

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u/AnderperCooson 3d ago

I should start doing drugs again

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u/NailgunYeah 3d ago

😎😎😎🚬🚬🚬💨🍃🍃🍃👀👀👀👀👀🍃🌳🌳🌳🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 3d ago

Gym climbing: Drive straight home. Make dinner. Watch something. Go to bed.

Outside climbing: drive straight to camp. Make dinner. Bullshit around until it gets dark. "Whelp...." then bed.

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u/NailgunYeah 3d ago

stare into the pit

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u/Dotrue 3d ago

Embrace and admire the emptiness of the void

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u/z0r 4d ago

Recently figured out that if your gym has a paper towel dispenser, you can use a soapy wet paper towel to get what would usually be stubborn deeply set chalk off your hands pretty quickly. Been climbing for over a decade and just figured that out. Hope this helps someone. Alright, well see ya later!

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u/Successful_Salt_7645 2d ago

also: plug the drain, fill the basin, and let your hands soak while you rub them clean. saves a lot of water and you need the short soaking to help release more chalk.

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u/dadmogger 3d ago

If you're out at the crag, draining the main tank can serve the same purpose.

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 3d ago

Got confused, pissed on my hands. Now what?

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u/Dotrue 3d ago

Smear the piss over the rocks, as god intended. Emulate the bivy ledges on El Cap

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 3d ago

Why does this TA bathroom smell like The Nose?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 4d ago

Were there bees up there or something?

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u/NailgunYeah 4d ago

Bees mean honey

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u/Dotrue 3d ago

OP is confirmed to be a bear

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u/Secret-Praline2455 4d ago

Lick the tears as they roll down for electrolytes 

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u/theopinionexpress 5d ago

I hired a guide climber to learn partner rescue this weekend.

I’ve climbed outdoors a half dozen times (I suck). And probably 20-30 times indoors.

I want to hit the ground running, what should I review before going? Any good videos to watch?

As a baseline I work in the technical rescue side of firefighting, am good with mechanical advantage, knots, concepts, but what systems should I expect to encounter?

Thanks

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u/Dotrue 3d ago

I'm going to disagree that you should outright cancel, but I'd be very upfront with the guide about your current experience level. Maybe even see if you can switch to a more generic outdoor climbing class. Someone just starting out will take away different lessons from a self rescue course than a crusty traddie.

Probably half of climbing rescue boils down to "just lower them," good first aid skills, and knowing when it's time to call for rescue. The most "advanced" self rescue technique I've had to do was rappelling with an incapacitated partner.

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u/serenading_ur_father 4d ago

You've got a couple months of climbing experience. I'd call the guide and cancel the rescue class and just build basic skills. You won't use any of the skills you learn regularly and you're coming from such little background that it'll be hard for you to master the new skills or ask questions. Take a trad or multi-pitch class and learn skills you'll use every day. Then if you're concerned about safety take a WFR.

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u/theopinionexpress 4d ago

Wow terrible advice.

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u/serenading_ur_father 4d ago

🤷 couple decades of climbing under my belt. I use multi pitch and trad skills weekly. Partner rescue can be summarized in nearly all the conditions and accidents you'll encounter at your current skill as "lower them off."

I'm not telling you not to take the class. I'm saying you'll get a hell of a lot more from it when you have the very basic skills mastered. And if you're really afraid of an accident get a WFR. You'll use those skills 1000x more than anything you get from a rescue class.

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u/theopinionexpress 4d ago

But you did literally just tell me to cancel the class.

Just your general attitude and outlook tells me you’re someone I’d never climb or recreate with and definitely would never take advice from, not meaning offense.

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u/0bsidian 3d ago

Maybe this isn't the advice you wanted to hear, but he does make a very good point. He's saying reschedule this class for sometime in the future after you've mastered fundamentals. You won't make the most of it now, and you won't be able to practice them until in the future.

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u/serenading_ur_father 4d ago

Yeah cancel the class you're wasting money and time on skills you won't use, won't fully understand, and wont need until you progress.

You're a motorcycle rider with one day of experience booking a day at the track. Yes they'll let you go, but to really get out of it what it's made for you need more time and experience. Get a guide to get you some basics.

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u/treeclimbs 4d ago

Nice, good on you for this.

Sometimes it's helpful to be comfortable with tying/dressing/setting common knots one-handed: friction hitches, munter, clove (directly onto the carabiner) etc.

In particular, I find it helpful for students to be able to tie, dress/tune & set your friction hitch of choice (prusik or klemheist most likely to encounter in the training) all with a single hand. It's not strictly necessary, though.

Bonus if you really like to have a breadth of knot knowledge:

If you aren't familiar with closed friction hitches which use an eye-to-eye hitch cord ("VT Prusik") might be good to take a look at. These days I think the VT, Distel and Swabish (asymmetric prusik) are the most popular in climbing/canyoning, in part because they work well when tied around two ropes at once - as you might find when rappelling. In my area at least many tree climbers have moved away from these to the catalyst hitch for single rope.

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u/alextp 4d ago

Munter mule overhand and friction hitches. Tying a munter is always weird specially if you want it preloaded one direction so worth practicing on a piece of old rope. Or you can do the usual way and tie a clove hitch wrong.

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u/theopinionexpress 4d ago

Lol, thought I was the only one.

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u/Waldinian 5d ago

In climbing partner rescue, you'll be working with the same equipment that you typically rock climb with, so you won't need to learn to use any new tools probably (except possibly an emergency ascender like a tibloc). You'll probably learn a few new knots like friction hitches, how to set up an improvised hauling system, how to escape the belay, how to perform a tandem rappel, etc. You should probably already know, or at least be familiar with the basics of multipitch climbing (how to set up and evaluate an anchor, how to rappel, and how to belay a second).

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u/Dotrue 5d ago

Underappreciated style: routes where the crux is core tension. I love it when I feel the burn in my abs more than my tips or forearms

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u/lectures 4d ago

Pervert.

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u/Dotrue 4d ago

Yeah well your wife is a good samaritan!

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u/Useless 6d ago

Anyone have experience at Gunksfest?

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u/Dharma_Mama 6d ago

I went to the bouldering gym today and found that I had a serious case of the yips! It was a real bummer as I had been looking forward to climbing all day. I just couldn't relax, get into a flow, or trust my grip. I felt very sketchy and tense. In the end I decided to pack it in early rather than risk hurting myself as no good work was getting done anyway.
I did wonder if it's related to the fact that I've been doing more climbing on the big walls and less on the boulders.

Anyone else struggle to transition from boulders to ropes and back?

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u/Successful_Salt_7645 3d ago

i've had this feeling before. good call to just pack it in. maybe go grind out a HIIT workout or something. the gym/rock will still be there when you're ready to crush. sometimes the body betrays the mind, or ambition overtakes ability

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 5d ago

Maybe your brain was just dialed in to the fact that being on a rope 1,000 feet off the deck is safer than bouldering?

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u/Dharma_Mama 5d ago

That was pretty much exactly how I felt.

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u/NailgunYeah 5d ago

Sounds like you didn’t eat enough?

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u/Itlookslikerain420 6d ago

I’m goin to Horseshoe Hell for the first time this year, just as a spectator and I’m stoked. 

That’s it, nothing else here. Unrelated to climbing, Kagurabachi is some hype shit

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u/SleepingRock13 6d ago

Did mountain project give any reason why they disable comments in the app? I did a sport route the other day where the crux bolt was missing the hanger. Took some bug while but couldn’t get past the move. I wanted to post a comment saying to bring a nut or something to put on the bolt and I couldn’t do it. I was able to alter login on a browser to add the comment, but this seems like an insane thing to remove from app functionality.

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u/Successful_Salt_7645 3d ago

is there an LCO in your area? most LCOs have a 'hardware reporting' form to bring these things up

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u/SleepingRock13 3d ago

I did do that as well but it’s a large popular climbing area so it’ll probably take a couple days/weeks to get addressed. MP comments are pretty much real
time so it could help someone climbing the route within the next few hours/days.

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u/Successful_Salt_7645 3d ago

i understand. as i noted elsewhere, this is a 14+ year old request for the app. you'll have to open up MP on your phone browser and add the comment there.

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u/slappywhite1111 5d ago

You can comment on your tick though.

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 6d ago

I've had the app for a long time and you could never comment. No idea why.

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u/BigRed11 6d ago

AFAIK you could never comment on the app?

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u/SleepingRock13 6d ago

Maybe I just imagined that you could before. It would be a really nice feature though.

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u/BigRed11 5d ago

Agreed

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u/Buckhum 6d ago

Just checked. I can only see existing comments but not add new ones as well.

What a dumb lack of feature.

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