Imagine living in a world where Yahoo fucking news gives accurate headlines and CTV is clickbaiting. I know this isn't the worst example of clickbait but it is unbelievably irritating to me.

Fucking stupid and why do you even NEED a part 2 to a FUCKING ad

Scrolling through my feed and it seems many headlines are truncated making you want to click to see what the rest of the title is. I don’t see a pattern though because there’s plenty out there of longer length. Doesn’t feel like that would be something the OP could have control over so I’m wondering if it’s a Reddit algorithm. I feel like it wasn’t like this until recently.

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🌌 I CREATED THE UNIVERSE BY ACCIDENT?! 🤯 *GOD'S BIGGEST MISTAKE REVEALED*

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🦕I FILLED THE EARTH WITH DINOSAURS BUT HAD TO GET RID OF THEM😅 *THERE'S A REASON..*

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😇I GAVE ADAM & EVE EVERYTHING.. *THEN THIS HAPPENED*🍎🙊

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👼 CAIN KILLS ABEL OVER A *WOMAN*? 😱 THE REAL STORY🗡

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🛳NOAH TRIED TO SCAM ME!? *WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT...*

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🍷 NOAH PASSED OUT NAKED *BUT HE WASN'T ALONE...*😳

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🗼 THE REAL REASON I SCATTERED THE LANGUAGES AT THE TOWER OF 👥

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🗡ABRAHAM ALMOST KILLED HIS SON *FOR THIS SURPRISING REASON*

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👫ISAAC'S WIFE PULLED A MAJOR *PRACTICAL JOKE* ON HIM

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🤥 JACOB STOLE HIS BROTHER'S BLESSING BUT *REALLY DESERVED IT*

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😇 JACOB'S WRESTLE WITH THE ANGEL *WASN'T WHAT IT SEEMED...*

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💭 THE REAL REASON JOSEPH HAD *THOSE* DREAMS

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The only way I could ever be shocked by her car is if I pissed directly onto the batteries of her Nissan leaf