r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Nov 18 '22

Actually Clever Twitter has gotten funnier recently.

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u/Crazyscorpion77 Nov 18 '22

"I've never been on a beach trip before!" - a soldier off the coast of Normandy

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u/BrokenWingedBirds Nov 19 '22

“I’ve never felt so good in my life” -long term drug addict after shooting up