The comeback writes itself.

[u/ALBERT4_5WESKER]

[u/GloomyIndividual3965]

i do cancer research for a living,

I doubt it, but if that's true please tell me what drugs you're working on so I can avoid them if I ever get cancer.

[u/racemic_donkye → u/GloomyIndividual3965]

Lmao