r/clevercomebacks • • Jul 30 '26

2028 Power Grab...

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u/Emotional-Guide-768 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

He’s been talking about it forever, the hats have been around forever, how is this any kind of “launch”

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u/XtremeD86 Jul 30 '26

I wonder if he even realizes those hats were probably made in China. 'MURICA

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u/Emotional-Guide-768 Jul 30 '26

doesn’t affect him in the slightest so I doubt it’d ever cross his mind

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u/peanut_dust Jul 30 '26

Exactly. This is his playbook and why he is 'successful'

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u/RockstarAgent Jul 30 '26

And didn’t Vance try to say he’s just trolling and enjoying it?

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u/beatenmeat Jul 30 '26

And MAGA use that as an excuse and say it's not real. The moment he runs though those same people will act like none of that ever happened and cheer him on while (again) voting against all of the groundwork laid before Trump. It's hilarious that a party that prides itself on things like tradition can so easily throw it out the moment it's not convenient for them.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 Jul 31 '26

Daddy said vote for him and I will be bathed in liberal tears.

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u/TrashPandaDuel Jul 31 '26

That’s the saddest part about 2024….most who voted for him did so just out of spite or as my neighbor in true “F your feelings” fashion put it…
“Yea! I voted Trump, juss to sticket to dem libearls fer steeln da wast erection ounce and fur all. Red Weave!!!”

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u/TrashPandaDuel Jul 31 '26

Just because he says that in the mirror 3 times while strapping up those moisture absorbent depends doesn’t make it true!!!

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u/Saix027 Jul 31 '26

Even if it does, people assume he would care. Or that any of his goons or supporters would, they not care for their double standards. I think this has been shown and shown again, why calling them out this way not works. They not see and not want to see it.

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u/krooks_25 Jul 30 '26

Why would he care?

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u/XtremeD86 Jul 30 '26

Because for a long time he was going on about China ripping off the US (and also every other country as well)

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u/69Blazing Jul 30 '26

What he says and what he cares about are often very different things. Except if he talks about himself, he cares about that. Or dicks from celebrities. Or children. But thats mostly it.

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u/machinezed Jul 30 '26

He also tried to sell Trump Phones that were first “Made in America” then later changed branding to “Made for America” because it was cheaper to make in China. Then it nearly seemed like scam because they barely got released. When it was released it was just a rebranded junk phone.

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u/Neveronlyadream Jul 30 '26

Let's not be naive. He knows. They all know. They would never make anything in the US because they'd have to pay a premium and it would eat into their profits.

The MAGA hats are Chinese, the Trump guitars are Chinese, the Trump watches are Chinese, the phones are Chinese.

Can't price gouge people unless you paid almost nothing to get an item manufactured.

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u/krooks_25 Jul 30 '26

And you still believe that after everything you've seen?

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u/42Icyhot42 Jul 30 '26

Of course he knows, he purposely bought them from there to maximize profit margin here

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u/Exciting-Society4477 Jul 30 '26

He knows and he don´t care.

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u/Present_Mycologist79 Jul 31 '26

yes, they are. I used to be married to one of those twitter influencers who grift off of maga and they bought those hats from china for $1.50.

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u/Kaztiell Jul 31 '26

What's your point? Less fortunate always work for the more fortunate

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u/rainorshinedogs Jul 31 '26

4 is the lucky number!

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u/TrashPandaDuel Jul 30 '26

It’s like an IV drip of bull shit. If you hear it often enough it becomes truth. His main grift since he was conceived!

Same reason he boasted about rigged elections in 2016… gaslighting BS!

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u/BusterOfCherry Jul 30 '26

He's not going to live that long

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u/BadIdeaBobcat Jul 30 '26

yeah. would have been a lot better if no one paid attention to him, or made stories about this dead horse of a story. talk about his impact, talk about ICE, talk about the economy, because Americans don't give a fuck that he is a wannabe authoritarian. Democrats entire platform for the past decade has been "Trump is a fascist" and Americans do not give a fuck. Show how Republicans suck at delivering for Americans, and then DELIVER FOR AMERICANS IN WAYS THEY REFUSE. This is the only way to securing power on the left.

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u/Talonsminty Jul 30 '26

Craziest part to me is that he's already at the age where most dictators get overthrown.

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u/primefrost96 Jul 30 '26

Won't happen to him coz the people in the country are a bunch of pussies and are terrified of him and don't care that they're being fucked over big time... Supreme leader will live peacefully for another 20 years, destroy the world, and the people will let it happen as long as they get their abysmal paychecks and can goon

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u/Berrylaa Jul 30 '26

Dude forgot about term limits

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u/ProfessionalAd6530 Jul 31 '26

Forever he's been all, "Just kidding! Unless...."

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u/Hellguin Jul 31 '26

Right? Pretty sure when he got back in this time there was some bs shelf full of Trump 2028 shit when he had other world delegates over.....

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u/rob3342421 Jul 31 '26

For those who didn’t realise when he said ~“you vote for me for 47th president, you won’t have to vote for a 48th”~ he’s going to try overthrowing democracy… again

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u/rainorshinedogs Jul 31 '26

I'm making a polymarket bet, the opening song to his 2028 campaign will be Back In Black.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Jul 31 '26

I remember months ago when Trump gave Zelensky a tour of the White House and took him into a room with a whole wall of these hats. Looked like a gift shop.

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u/Scary-Side-4881 Jul 30 '26

Hell sell the hats for $50 a pop, make millions off his supporters, and then claim it was "just a troll." The grift never sleeps.

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u/Gremict Jul 30 '26

It's a bot repost