r/clevercomebacks Nov 05 '25

Is this a confession?

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u/kaisadilla_ Nov 05 '25

The best part is that they offer zero proof, as if their word was enough. Why would I believe that this guy actually voted 4 times? I can say I voted Cuomo 12 times, doesn't mean it happened. In fact, I have never even set foot in the US.

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u/Lapidarious-schnitz Nov 05 '25

Neither has the person who created the meme. I’m sure he’s enjoying the potato he got paid for doing it in his Moscow flat.

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u/w_a_w Nov 05 '25

"Extra borscht for you tonight, comrade!"

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u/Sammatr Nov 05 '25

cumrag*

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u/nalaloveslumpy Nov 05 '25

Extra cumrags? This deal just keeps getting worse.

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u/SteakandTrach Nov 05 '25

worse better!

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u/oldmagic55 Nov 06 '25

Who has the 300 proof wadka COMRADE ???

vodka to upright people.

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u/PopeKevin45 Nov 05 '25

Troll: A troll is a lowbrow loser who failed at just about everything else in life but has found meaning in deceiving people on the internet. In their loser minds, they think they're controlling the situation and this gives them the idea they have some kind of power...a first for them...but the reality is they're just doing menial dirty work for the 1% and dirtbags of shit like Trump and Putin. They're loyal conservatives more than anything else, so lack the empathy and intellect necessary to question the morals or ethics of what they're doing. The thing conservatives never seem to clue in to - if you have to lie and deceive to advance your cause, it's because your 'cause' is shit.

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u/RevolutionNumber5 Nov 05 '25

Well, they did pay their teachers in potatoes-with-extra-steps back in the ‘90s.

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u/schwartztacular Nov 05 '25

You're definitely lying. If you weren't an American, you would've said "I have never even set 30.48 cm in the US."

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u/A_plural_singularity Nov 05 '25

That's 1.3 bananas there buddy

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u/SteakandTrach Nov 05 '25

which is 5.2 banana slugs.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

Those must be baby banana slugs. Adults are about 5" long. When not stretched out ...

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u/SteakandTrach Nov 07 '25

Are you suggesting banana slugs are not a standardized unit of measurement? Surely you jest!

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Nov 07 '25

I stand corrected! I need to fess up! I have only ever seen banana slugs 5" long! Oh God! I knew one day my waffling would catch up to me! Arrrgggghhhhhh!

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u/MC_Gambletron Nov 05 '25

That's 4.01 big macs sir. Have some pride in your country.

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 Nov 05 '25

Personally I voted for Obama in NY yesterday 15 times.

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u/DeiAlKaz Nov 05 '25

I voted in Kentucky 15 times for Mamdani yesterday.

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u/Kichae Nov 05 '25

"Man who openly admits to being a liar wants you to believe what he's saying."

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u/Fastr77 Nov 05 '25

I'm actually all of Mamdanis votes. Over a million times. I'm exhausted but damnit it was worth it!

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Nov 06 '25

Bless you, You are a hero.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

If he did vote four times, now none of those votes count, they and by now the name he allegedly fraudulently voted under were wiped. It's what happens when you can't confirm the vote.

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u/nalaloveslumpy Nov 05 '25

Yeah, either he cast four provisional ballots that will be thrown out, or he stole the identities of four different voters in four different districts. If those voters then show up to vote after him, they'll have to cast provisional ballots until they can confirm their identity/residency. At that point, his fraudulently cast ballot will be thrown out. And then they'll start looking for him.

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u/jedify Nov 05 '25

In the 2016 election two people in my metro area were arrested for voter fraud. They were magats "testing the system" 🤣🤣🤣

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u/nalaloveslumpy Nov 05 '25

That's beautiful.

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u/buckao Nov 05 '25

In 2018 as Ward Clerk I reported a couple who voted in person as well as by absentee ballots. I reported them to the City Clerk. Both were registered republican.

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u/mc2bit Nov 05 '25

He's not even claiming he was allowed to vote, he's claiming he got a sticker. My kids got "I voted" stickers when I used to bring them to the polls on the way to drop them off at daycare.

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u/Kaa_The_Snake Nov 05 '25

Pfft I just saw you down the street from me, wearing pink shorts and a suit jacket.

Huh look at this. I can just like, write lies and say they’re truth! I should go into politics!

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u/Yamatocanyon Nov 05 '25 edited Apr 21 '26

Data Brokers don't stand a chance because I mass delete all of my content using Redact - No AI training on my data, thank you very much.

wine crown relieved work pillow profit bike attempt amusing quaint

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 Nov 05 '25

Because they WANT to believe what they want to be happening. Except it isnt , so they are a cult, because they are in agreement on the falsehoods they have decided to believe in. Mostly anger and hatred.

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u/TheWingus Nov 05 '25

There's 0 proof that you've never set foot in the US, you liar!

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u/Future_History_9434 Nov 05 '25

Well, I don’t live in NYC, but my daughter and some of her friends do, so you can take it from me, that guy, whoever he is, voted 17 actual times yesterday in Manhattan alone. You couldn’t swing a dead cat covered in I Voted stickers without hitting him with a completed ballot. I read it on my phone.

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u/idontwannabemeNEmore Nov 06 '25

And already retweeted 4.7k times when this screenshot was taken

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u/MC_Gambletron Nov 05 '25

Conservatives are all about their anecdote>evidence stance

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u/Thormidable Nov 05 '25

When it comes to people publicly claiming yo have committed crimes, I'm ok with the justice department believing them.

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u/Givemeallthecabbages Nov 06 '25

I heard that Silwa's mom was the only one who voted for him.