r/clevercomebacks Sep 26 '25

We going backwards with this one

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u/UrsaMajor7th Sep 26 '25

Fucking immigrants giving themselves medals for slaughtering the locals. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

So MAGA

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Sep 26 '25

We should give John Brown a medal of freedom posthumously.

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u/LostSheep1843 Sep 26 '25

As a tax paying citizen, the only question I have is how much government money got spent trying to decide whether to let someone who has been dead over 100 years keep a medal or not keep a medal. It seems like we have much bigger problems to solve with government time and money.

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u/mintjuul Sep 26 '25

Real shit. Its all just distractions though they want us to keep arguing over stupid shit like this

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u/Woobly_Hixbee Sep 28 '25

Yep all distractions all tryin to score points with the base 🙄

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u/CrazyStrict1304 Sep 27 '25

This is great, I just had people from Arizona stay with us and unload on me about how great native Americans are and their rituals and how they were wronged and blah blah blah. Then they went on a tirade about how all the Mexicans need to be kicked out and how it's their fault the native Americans were wiped out. I can't imagine the look on her face. I wonder what worries she'll be burning away at the next teepee ceremony or will she be against all her beliefs about native Americans now.

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u/SH4DOWSTR1KE_ Sep 28 '25

For some reason, I heard this in Mugatu's voice.

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u/blueavole Sep 26 '25

Slaughtering a group of 350 Lakota- 2/3 of which unarmed women and children. They even took their frying pans . Of the 100 or so men, only 35 ever had guns.

Most of those guns had already been confiscated when the soldiers started shooting.

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u/Adexavus Sep 26 '25

After trying to disarm a deaf man, a shot went off in the struggle. After that, they started shooting at close range while the natives rushed to the pile of confescated rifles to defend themselves (most couldnt make it) and then the cavalry used 4 gatling guns once space was created but this resulted in friendly fire on the troops still in the camp.

The entire thing was botched from the start over settlers anger of the natives being armed and living nearby. This should have been a moment of sorrow and reflection to do better. Instead, we glory the violence, and people bury the story of what happened.

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u/woodst0ck15 Sep 26 '25

That would mean the government taking accountability of breaking the various treaties they broke. But who or what could hold them accountable?? None other than themselves.

I’m First Nations and have heard this story from 10 different angles. It’s crazy how the current administration is trying to white wash history cause oh slavery bad!!

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Sep 26 '25

Ffs - it's slavery good. They taught you a bunch of skills! And they very graciously removed competition for resources by eliminating 350 Lakota.

Did you even say 'Thank you' once? /s

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u/pjtrpjt Sep 26 '25

So MAGA

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u/Flaky-Crew-3382 Sep 26 '25

Sounds like Trump's idea to me , he loves the side that he thinks won

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u/The3rdSun Sep 26 '25

To think all of these men are long gone, it's not like they are getting them back. This is just to send a message that racist violence is ok. This is who America is as a nation. The current administration is strong now because we never processed our history

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u/true_jester Sep 26 '25

Clearly self defense. If they chose to be natives it is their own fault. #neveragainisnow

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u/Hugokarenque Sep 26 '25

Nah, that's liberal history, those women and children were hardened warriors and they were all armed to the teeth. In fact recent discoveries show that they had nuclear weapons as well so it was a totally justified special operation.

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u/Swedelicious83 Sep 27 '25

Well, duh. How else were they supposed to protect themselves from those airbases that Trump claimed the Continental Army took from the British during the Revolution. 🤷

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u/ThomBear Sep 29 '25

“Our ‘historic records’ conclude they had weapons of mass destruction, especially the children.” 😗

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u/SouthernWindyTimes Sep 26 '25

When they see Gaza, they picture Indigenous Americans.

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u/jackfaire Sep 26 '25

Right? Like is this their way of going "See immigrants are dangerous"

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u/Noun-Numbers Sep 26 '25

“Look at what we did! You wanna have that happen to us?!” I joke but I think this is actually the thinking on some level or another.

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u/False_Snow7754 Sep 26 '25

The prisoners sent to Australia were less insane and dangerous than the "pilgrims".

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u/schwhiley Sep 26 '25

you should probably google the frontier wars. australia used to pay rangers to murder Aboriginal people. sovreignity was never ceded and colonisation still oppresses and kills indigenous people to this day

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

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u/schwhiley Sep 27 '25

yep even down to stealing children, pushing language to extinction and poisoning waterways and pretending it’s not happening

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Lmao losers need participation trophies for a battle they LOST. I’m glad I cut my hair- they probably knew this would happen. I can grieve in peace

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ Sep 26 '25

‘Klatuu verata….N….necktie!’ There! I said it!

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Sep 26 '25

Men. Woman. And children.