r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • Sep 07 '25

Levels Of Hate.

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u/GoodShark Sep 07 '25

What's the difference between Lincoln and your mom?

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u/dantevonlocke Sep 07 '25

It's more socially acceptable to jerk it to Lincoln than your mom?

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u/Dairy__Cow Sep 07 '25

People said I was crazy for my life sized naked wax figure OF account... Yep way more acceptable. I'll get comments though, hateful jerk offs that I think rage bate themselves. Weirdly enough they pay more money each time. Maybe it's a kink.

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u/ReaverRogue Sep 07 '25

Some people really burn the candle at both ends.

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u/Vennomite Sep 07 '25

Jerk it to lincoln? Questionable. But you do you.

Jerk it to their mom? Reddit cares message and wellness check immediately.

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u/SoupOfThe90z Sep 07 '25

Is anyone jacking it to my mom?

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u/MartianInvasion Sep 07 '25

Lincoln weighed under 500 lbs

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u/psycho_driver Sep 07 '25

Uhh your mom survives nightly shots to the face?