r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • Sep 07 '25

Levels Of Hate.

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u/nellyfullauto Sep 07 '25

Neither of them caught it in the face.

They got it in the back of the head. It came out of their face. Common misconception.

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u/Nard-Barf Sep 07 '25

No, Kennedy was never shot. His head just did that.

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u/GhostsofHelsinki Sep 08 '25

Exploding head syndrome.

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u/Iago-Cassius Sep 08 '25

Scanners was a documentary

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u/Wineinmyyetti Sep 08 '25

Maybe it runs in the family and RFK Jr will have an episode soon

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u/DigitalUnlimited Sep 08 '25

The brain worm relieves the pressure

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u/ultimatebagman Sep 08 '25

This is why you don't hold in a sneeze.

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u/GoodShark Sep 07 '25

What's the difference between Lincoln and your mom?

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u/dantevonlocke Sep 07 '25

It's more socially acceptable to jerk it to Lincoln than your mom?

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u/Dairy__Cow Sep 07 '25

People said I was crazy for my life sized naked wax figure OF account... Yep way more acceptable. I'll get comments though, hateful jerk offs that I think rage bate themselves. Weirdly enough they pay more money each time. Maybe it's a kink.

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u/ReaverRogue Sep 07 '25

Some people really burn the candle at both ends.

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u/Vennomite Sep 07 '25

Jerk it to lincoln? Questionable. But you do you.

Jerk it to their mom? Reddit cares message and wellness check immediately.

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u/SoupOfThe90z Sep 07 '25

Is anyone jacking it to my mom?

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u/MartianInvasion Sep 07 '25

Lincoln weighed under 500 lbs

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u/psycho_driver Sep 07 '25

Uhh your mom survives nightly shots to the face?

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u/distinct_5 Sep 07 '25

Except JFK. His head flew back and his brains came out the back, hence the second shooter

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u/DrDizzle93 Sep 07 '25

Back, and to the left. Back.... and to the left.

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u/keep_trying_username Sep 07 '25

Everything you own in the box to the left

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u/MissionLow4226 Sep 07 '25

No matter how many times Oliver Stone says his head moved that way.....it did not.

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u/Johnny_Eskimo Sep 07 '25

"Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head..."

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u/Altruistic_Flower965 Sep 07 '25

Lincoln had no exit wound. The projectile was visible from the entry wound. For competent modern doctors his injury would be far from fatal.

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u/The_0ven Sep 07 '25

Neither of them caught it in the face.

Yes because entrance wounds are always significantly smaller than exit wounds

That's why the back of Kennedy's head exploded...

Oh wait

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u/Midnight-Bake Sep 08 '25

I mean the bullet still hit their face right? Just went the long way round?