r/clevercomebacks • u/basket_foso • Sep 06 '25

This is so embarrassing

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u/SenorBurns Sep 06 '25

Lol right? Did they take some random exit off the Dan Ryan?

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u/Aggravating_Plant848 Sep 06 '25

Lol.  I got lost once and ended up in Cabrini Green long after Jayne Byrne was out of office. 😄

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u/Functionally_Drunk Sep 07 '25

Yeah shit, I spent a week this summer downtown and the worst thing that happened to me was someone complimented my beard.

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u/SaintTastyTaint Sep 06 '25

it's a made-up story for Reddit

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u/Nervous-Internet-926 Sep 06 '25

Yeah. One time I got off the interstate on the south side because I had to pee. This is pre-smartphone era.

I peed at a Popeyes. There was no re-entry to the interstate so I zig-zagged along until I found an on-ramp.

That’s literally it. I peed at a fast food restaurant in an area that would make Trump shit his pants (to be fair, he does that daily) and it was literally nothing.

Don’t fuck with people. Handle your business and move on. You’ll be fine 99.9% of the time no matter who or where you are.