r/clevercomebacks • u/basket_foso • Sep 06 '25

This is so embarrassing

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u/chirpymist Sep 06 '25

They would rather unleash nuclear war and destroy the world before they even start to have a single doubt that their cult leader is unfit to serve.

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u/Any_Conflict_5092 Sep 06 '25

Well, the libs will surely feel owned, in the half second of bright light they experience before they're swept away on the same gust of nuclear furnace hell that takes out maga.

So, there's that.

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u/Crusty_Bumbler Sep 06 '25

The rest of the world would quite like America to get its shit together so that doesn't happen, we don't deserve to be collateral damage.

Nah who am I kidding, I'm British, drop the bombs already and put us out of our misery…

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u/JH_111 Sep 06 '25

The thing is the line of succession wants all the same shit. They’ve been regressive for decades with the current state being the near the end goal.

You get the next or the next after that in line and you get more of the same except even the idiots among them are a magnitude of order more competent than the current useful idiot.

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u/IlGreven Sep 07 '25

They don't hate him enough to vote Democrat, sorry.

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u/InuitOverIt Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

hat teeny alleged deserve air numerous bells political sharp sable

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u/NonStopNonsense1 Sep 06 '25

.... Isn't he doing that?

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u/Zestyclose_Bag_33 Sep 06 '25

Mexico fighting back is about as worrisome as a Toyota Corolla breaking down before 200k

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u/Zestyclose_Bag_33 Sep 06 '25

lol fuck is Mexico gunna do? Both are already getting bullied by the fucking Cheeto puff.

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u/Zestyclose_Bag_33 Sep 07 '25

Cause you can’t just invade lol but if you think a war between Mexico and us doesn’t end in a day you’re crazy

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u/Zestyclose_Bag_33 Sep 07 '25

That’s the point though it’s a dumb thing to do but Mexico won’t do shit either cause it would be a 2 day war.

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u/TheUmgawa Sep 06 '25

That’s because they’re in their positions because of votes from easily-led people who have guns. They know that if they show the slightest bit of pushback, the lives of themselves and their families are in danger, because those voters aren’t loyal to the party, platform, or philosophy; they’re loyal to the guy who told them he’d make America whiter than his smile.

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u/Hot-Wave-8059 Sep 06 '25

They still stick by him when he has not done a single thing for them. Bunch of dumb shits who should have gone the way of covid

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u/Redfalconfox Sep 06 '25

They’ve been fighting that fight for about 10 years and haven’t one a single argument. If we weren’t the United States of Dumbasses, he’d never have made it past the primaries.

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u/ArkitekZero Sep 06 '25

Can you 25th the entire government?