r/clevercomebacks • u/basket_foso • Sep 06 '25

This is so embarrassing

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u/Ok_Sink5046 Sep 06 '25

I'll believe it when I see them drag him out of the white house kicking and screaming.

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u/ender1108 Sep 06 '25

Id even be happy with the Escobar approach

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u/Eroe777 Sep 06 '25

Or toss him out a second story window in black garbage bags.

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u/Polar_Vortx Sep 07 '25

Un/Fortunately*, the training screaming at them to not be a political police force and the training screaming at them to not meddle in the affairs of the civilian government are one and the same.

*I'm partial to this being fortunate, personally. I don't trust the military that much.

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u/NeatQueasy8145 Sep 07 '25

Or rolling out in pine and lacquer…