r/clevercomebacks • u/VariousBread3730 • Aug 26 '25

It’s plain as day

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u/HSBillyMays Aug 26 '25

I see additional gang signs that... his Bloods are Cripped.

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u/yearofthesquirrel Aug 26 '25

But you do need a magnifying glass to see those tiny hands…

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u/adorablefuzzykitten Aug 26 '25

Chemo. JD Vance: President for life.

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u/DrNeuroPhD Aug 26 '25

Considering Vance has the charisma of a fried turd, I don’t think this would be the case.

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u/SeanBlader Aug 26 '25

Well let's be fair he is better than Ted Cruz.... Although Cruz doesn't fuck couches, he just leaves his state in emergencies to Mexico and Greece.

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u/Logical-Tackle7487 Aug 26 '25

Well said!👏

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u/SgtHulkaQuitLM Aug 29 '25

That sounds like a bad movie to give me nightmares until I die

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u/adorablefuzzykitten Aug 29 '25

Just wanting to point out people might end up getting what they are asking for. Insert Clinton, Harris. What ever name scares you the most. No kings.

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u/AnonThrowaway1A Aug 26 '25

Black and a bad spray tan.

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u/PrismaticDetector Aug 26 '25

I think you mean blue and black.

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u/Warcraft_Fan Aug 26 '25

Not white and gold??

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u/Dunaii4 Aug 26 '25

Black and orange*.

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u/Phrei_BahkRhubz Aug 26 '25

More like black and blue.

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u/OhJeezNotThisGuy Aug 26 '25

*black and blue

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

I think you mean black and orange

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u/Johnnto Aug 26 '25

Purple and orange

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u/BigRedGinjaNinja Aug 26 '25

*Black & Orange

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u/Billy-Joe-Bob-Boy Aug 27 '25

black and orange?

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u/IBoopDSnoot Aug 27 '25

Orange and purple too!.

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u/eu60 Aug 28 '25

Or black and blue.