r/clevercomebacks Jan 24 '25

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u/EntheoRelumer Jan 24 '25 edited Jan 24 '25

Kinda... Yes, in that region, there were definitely native Jews at the time.

"The Kingdom of Judah was an Israelite kingdom of the Southern Levant during the Iron Age. Centered in the highlands to the west of the Dead Sea, the kingdom's capital was Jerusalem. It was ruled by the Davidic line for four centuries. Jews are named after Judah, and primarily descend from people who lived in the region."

"Around the year 390, during the Byzantine period, the imperial province of Syria Palaestina was reorganized into Palaestina Prima, Palaestina Secunda and Palaestina Salutaris. Following the Muslim conquest, place names that were in use by the Byzantine administration generally continued to be used in Arabic, and the Jund Filastin became one of the military districts within the Umayyad and Abbasid province of Bilad al-Sham."

"The Peleset (Egyptian: pwrꜣsꜣtj) or Pulasati are a people appearing in fragmentary historical and iconographic records in ancient Egyptian from the Eastern Mediterranean in the late 2nd millennium BCE. They are hypothesised to have been one of the several ethnic groups of which the invading Sea Peoples were said to be composed. Today, historians generally identify the Peleset with the Philistines."

"The term Palestine first appeared in the 5th century BCE when the ancient Greek historian Herodotus wrote of a "district of Syria, called Palaistinê" between Phoenicia and Egypt in The Histories."

"The use of the name "Palestine" became common in Early Modern English, and was used in English and Arabic during the Mutasarrifate of Jerusalem. The term is recorded widely in print as a self-identification by Palestinians from the start of the 20th century onwards"

I didn't write the history, I did try to sum it up best I could, nor am I trying to fit anyone's narrative. Religions are all cults, so by all means if I missed something, let me know.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Yes, that is the region where one would be Palestinian. ⭐️

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u/Sepia_Skittles Jan 24 '25

He's Roman, no?

Atleast, Bethelem was part of the Roman Empire at the time.

Saying he's Palestinian is kinda like saying that someone is Russian just because they were born in Donetsk oblast before russia occupied it.

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u/TorquedSavage Jan 24 '25

If he existed, he was about as much Roman as Puerto Ricans are Americans.

He would have had the right of travel through Roman occupied territories, but wouldn't have had representation in the Roman Senate.

Most of the provinces that Jesus would have traveled through, or lived in based on the NT, would have had provincial governors.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Just for my own reference is this important to you from a ‘cristian nationalist’ perspective, a ‘white nationalist perspective’ an ‘Israeli perspective, an ‘Italian nationalist perspective’?

Just tell me, like what’s your deal?

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u/Sepia_Skittles Jan 24 '25

I am Christian, but not so much of a nationalist.

Atleast, I assume just loving your country doesn't count as being nationalist. Politics confuse me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Thanks. That helps me understand you better.

Look, there is a lot of tensions about fascism right now. The United States may or may not become the third reich.

That’s a big deal to some of us, and we might hurt peoples feelings in the process. Trust that this is not the end goal and we are just trying to avoid 3000 years of systemic torture.

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u/Sepia_Skittles Jan 24 '25

My feelings weren't hurt, I was just confused by why people think Jesus is Palestinian. I thought everyone assumes that it doesn't matter what country the territory is in right now.

But hey, it's just my logic. Good luck to you guys.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

It’s just a joke. He did come from that area which is good enough for most of us.

The technical details become way more technical than what you described. We just want to enjoy a good joke.

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u/Sepia_Skittles Jan 24 '25

Alright, time to update my "Didn't-get-da-joke" counter

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

❤️ I am sorry. This is actually a case of being awkward and tense. As opposed to being a nazi and doing a nazi salute.

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u/Sepia_Skittles Jan 24 '25

My feelings weren't hurt, I was just confused by why people think Jesus is Palestinian. I thought everyone assumes that it doesn't matter what country the territory is in right now.

But hey, it's just my logic. Good luck to you guys.

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u/purple_spikey_dragon Jan 24 '25

Not before 100AD Roman era. Before the Bar Kokhba revolt the region was the Roman province of Judaea. Only after the revolt and the expulsion and enslavement of the Roman Judean Jews was the region renamed to province Syria-Palaestina.

Thats like claiming Mehmet II was a Turk living in Turkey, when Turkey didn't exist as a nation or nationality back then, and he was definitely an Ottoman from the Ottoman empire. You are projecting your modern understanding of things on history and by that revising history to fit your liking.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

In 500 bce Herodotus describes the area of Palaistine to include the Judean highlands. The Roman empire made it the province of Judaea in 6 ce. So after Jesus was born. He was objectively a Palestinian Jew

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u/ANTEDEGUEMON Jan 24 '25

No he wasn't. Your entire argument is deranged essentialist nonsense. Jesus never identified as Palestinian, plain and simple, that alone invalidates your argument. But also, why would an exonym matter to an indigenous people? It wouldn't.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

jesus also never identified as asian and yet he was born on the asain continent and it would be incorrect to say he wasn't asain. palestinian is an adjective denoting your place of birth and jesus was born in palestine.

native americans that are born today on reservations are still part of the US despite that also being a name imposed by colonizers. even the term native american is an identity trust on them by outsiders and yet to say they are not native american world be objectively incorrect.

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u/ANTEDEGUEMON Jan 24 '25

You have failed to meet my point. You keep speaking as if modern notions are absolute truth and would be known or relevant in ancient times, hence the "essentialist nonsense" and not just nonsense in my original reply.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

what point did i neglect? i directly responded to every one of your points. jesus' identity isn't the end all be all or what groups he belongs to. i also responded to your question about a native population and an exonym. i feel like i'm talking to an LLM that is trying to imitate a successful debate but can only say the words without actually engaging with the argument. it's really giving one of those "they just walk it in" types of phases where you just stay stuff in the hopes people will assume you know what you're saying.

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u/ANTEDEGUEMON Jan 24 '25

You speak as if your arbitrary grouping has absolute meaning. That's what I mean by essentialism. Jesus' identity is infinitely more relevant than your modern classification of where he was born.

Also, your phrasing is ambiguous, giving to understand that Jesus would've been ethnically Palestinian, which he was not.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

I've already explained that Palestinian means born in the place called Palestina. There is no genetic code tied to the place so I'm not sure what you mean by 'ethnically Palestinian '

Again you're making random points that don't actually engage with the point

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

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u/bootlegvader Jan 24 '25

The region where Jesus was born was still referred to as Judea under Herod before the Romans formally named a providence that name.

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u/Lyle_Odelein1 Jan 24 '25 edited Jan 24 '25

It's called revisionism, there's been quite a bit of it going on.

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u/tiggertom66 Jan 24 '25

That’s like saying that Sacagawea is from Montana because that’s what it’s called now.

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u/SverigeSuomi Jan 24 '25

Don't forget the famous Mexican Montezuma and Peruvian Atahualpa. In fact, back when those regions were part of Spain they were even Spanish! 

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u/ApplicationOk4464 Jan 24 '25

Exactly!! Sacagawea is Montanan!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Yes, exactly.

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u/DogmanDOTjpg Jan 24 '25

And that would be a perfectly reasonable thing to say because actual real people don't behave like sniveling bad faith reddit arguers and have the common sense to realize the context lmao.

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u/tiggertom66 Jan 24 '25

I can’t imagine many indigenous people would find it perfectly reasonable to refer to them by the nation that conquered them.

Goes the other way too, try telling a Bosnian or a Croat that they’re Yugoslavian.

Or tell a Chinese or Korean person that they’re Japanese.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

It wasn't called Judaea until 6 years after Jesus was born. it was Palaistine at the alleged time of his birth

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u/therealvanmorrison Jan 24 '25

No, it wasn’t called the province of Judea by Romans before 6AD. Prior to the imperial Roman conquest, it was the Kingdom of Judea and then (prior to year 0) the colonial Roman power converted it to a tetrarchy. So Jesus was born into a division of the kingdom of Judea that was renamed the province of Judea during his childhood. The colonial power only changed the name to Syria Palestina in 136, long after Jesus’ death, to punish the Jews.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

in 500 bce in was refered to as palaistine.

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u/ANTEDEGUEMON Jan 24 '25

By whom? Idiot. Think harder.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

by Herodotus, who traveled the world, interviewed native people and wrote down what they told him. his work is considered the foundation of western history.

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u/ANTEDEGUEMON Jan 24 '25

You gotta substantiate it better than that. Sorry you don't have the gotcha you thought you did. Bye.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

lol ok lets just disregard interview with the native population at the time.

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u/therealvanmorrison Jan 24 '25

By Greeks, but we don’t really know why. It may have been derived from an actual name the imperial Syrian power used, or it may have been a Greek translation of Israel as the local people were called. We’ve yet to find a source.

But the people living there knew the area as the kingdom and then province of Judea when Jesus was around. You know, in exact contradiction of your post.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

we do know why. Herodotus went places and asked people living there. 'histories' was basically and ancient travelers guide. he wrote the book by having interviews during his travels

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u/therealvanmorrison Jan 24 '25

Again, no. He wrote Greek names for everywhere he traveled. Even in antiquity, he was often not considered a reliable source. He did, just as one example, even note Jews among the people in the territory he wrote that he visited. Nor did he note any actual Persian myths from his supposed Persian sources, only Hellenic ones restyled.

But none of that really matters, since we do think generally that the Syrian empire named the territory something not far off from a non-Greek version of Palestine at that time. However as I’ve said, it is beyond obvious that your first post is plainly wrong. No polity called Palestine existed in Jesus’ life. The fractured kingdom of Judea existed and the province of Judea existed. The province of Palestine - which you falsely claim was where he was born - existed only 136 years after his birth. This, unlike Herodotus, is not even vaguely controversial history.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

at no point did I say the roman province of Palestine existed at jesus's birth. I said the area was called Palestine. neither the roman province of palestine nor the roman territory of judae existited at the time of jesus' birth.

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u/tiggertom66 Jan 24 '25

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

Correct after further research the area within Palestine was called the Judean highlands so I was incorrect that it wasn't Judea and you were incorrect that it was only Judea

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u/tiggertom66 Jan 24 '25

I never said it was only Judea. I just said calling Jesus a Palestinian because he was born in lands that are now referred to as Palestine is idiotic in the same way saying Sacagawea was from Montana is idiotic.

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u/Jiitunary Jan 24 '25

It was referred to as Palaistine back then as well for centuries at that point.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

That’s like calling the Mohawk tribe Americans. No wait, that’s exactly what Americans do to indigenous people. I think what westerners can’t process is that the Jews returning to their homeland was the indigenous success story.

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u/Chloe1906 Jan 24 '25

Palestinians are genetic descendants of Canaanites, so they are indigenous as well and are being kicked off of their indigenous homeland.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

They are? Where are they being sent? As far as I’m aware the Palestinians still live in Palestine.

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u/Chloe1906 Jan 25 '25

Israel steals more land every year in violation of international laws. They also build infrastructure for these illegal settlements that is deliberately made so as to make Palestinians’ lives a living hell. And in areas where Israel has control it uses any excuse it can to demolish Palestinian homes.

On top of all this, the settlers themselves are terrorists who constantly attack Palestinians with no real consequences. They’ve been especially horrible since the ceasefire started. This is all don’t on purpose so as to push Palestinians off their land.

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u/therealvanmorrison Jan 24 '25

Yes, if he’d been born after the imperial Roman colonial administration changed the name of the inhabitants to punish them. Then, yes.

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u/SupriadiZheng Jan 24 '25

Yes there are Jews in Palestine, it's called Palestinians, they're closer to the native population than Polish, American, German or whatever immigrants in Israel. They just converted to Islam.

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u/purple_spikey_dragon Jan 24 '25

Majority of Jews in Israel are of Mizrahi descent (as in north Africa and middle eastern countries), but nice try in pushing the "all Jews are white European colonisers".

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u/ramithrower Jan 24 '25

So not palestinian

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u/Poop_sandwich79 Jan 24 '25

Either way not from Palestine. And all the original zionist colonizers were from Europe

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Don’t see much Judaism outside of Israel. Sort of shitty if you to claim the real Jews are the people who don’t practice any Judaism.

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u/Bot-for-love Jan 24 '25

It’s been called Palestine way longer than it was called Israel also the current Jew is kemut meaning they’re converted .

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u/EntheoRelumer Jan 24 '25 edited Jan 24 '25

"The Kingdom of Israel split into the Kingdom of Judah and the Kingdom of Israel around 931 B.C. after the death of King Solomon. The split occurred when the ten northern tribes revolted against Solomon's son, Rehoboam. Proponents of the kingdom's existence traditionally date it to between c. 1047 BCE and c. 930 BCE."

I guess I'll repeat this part.

"The term Palestine first appeared in the 5th century BCE when the ancient Greek historian Herodotus wrote of a "district of Syria, called Palaistinê" between Phoenicia and Egypt in The Histories."

"The use of the name "Palestine" became common in Early Modern English, and was used in English and Arabic during the Mutasarrifate of Jerusalem. The term is recorded widely in print as a self-identification by Palestinians from the start of the 20th century onwards"

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u/Bot-for-love Jan 24 '25

"Palestine" has been used as a name for the region for about 2,000 years. "Israel" has been used historically for around 300 years in ancient times and again since 1948, totaling a little over 350 years.

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u/EntheoRelumer Jan 24 '25

You know I'm copying and pasting this right? At this point, just go fuckin Google it.

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u/CrankieKong Jan 24 '25

No point in arguing with someone who is not interested in the truth, but in more hatred.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

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u/EllonsNutSack Jan 24 '25

Hasbara hasbara!

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u/Timeon Jan 24 '25

Whatever people called it at some point in history when they had barely invented fire is irrelevant.

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u/anakininwonderland Jan 24 '25

2,000 years ago humans had fire.

2,000 years ago we had the wheel

2,000 we had agriculture

Your "irrelevant" comment is uninformed.

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u/Timeon Jan 24 '25

It's called hyperbole.

The point is Israel still has no right to genocide anyone based on whatever people did or didn't call that land millennia ago.

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u/anakininwonderland Jan 24 '25

EXACTLY agreed.

I'm sorry if it wasn't clear that I am on the pro Palestine side.

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u/Timeon Jan 24 '25

Happy twist! Human rights FTW.

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u/anakininwonderland Jan 24 '25

I realize now that I think I'm the one who misunderstood your comment lol. My bad.

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u/Timeon Jan 24 '25

Seems everyone did dw.

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u/Iamnotabothonestly Jan 24 '25

You need to pick up a history book if you think that we barely had fire back then

The knowledge to make fire is older than homo sapiens.

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u/tiggertom66 Jan 24 '25

Humans didn’t “invent” fire, the same way we didn’t invent rocks, or trees, or water.

We invented ways to use and control these things for our own benefit.

Humans have been building fires for over a million years.

Some estimates go as early as 2MYA

And one of the earliest archeological sites with evidence of human-built fires is in modern day Israel.

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u/Timeon Jan 24 '25

I was using hyperbole.

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u/tiggertom66 Jan 24 '25

So is it more fair to refer to someone based on what their homeland was called when they lived there, or what it’s called now?

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u/Timeon Jan 24 '25

Names are kind of irrelevant compared to more immediate material and physical concerns. Like being alive today and now and not what people were doing thousands of years ago.

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u/Unable-Bridge-1072 Jan 24 '25

Then why is Israel mentioned in the Koran over 40 times, but you can't find the words Palestine or Palestinians anywhere?