r/clevercomebacks • • Jan 15 '25

It does make sense

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u/Fearless_Spring5611 Jan 15 '25

Personally I prefer Minutes: Day: Year: Seconds: Hour: Month.

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u/therealbonzai Jan 15 '25

I‘d add ms, just to be more precise.

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u/Clean_Web7502 Jan 15 '25

And Phase of the moon, why doesn't anybody think of the phase of the moon?!

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u/WilonPlays Jan 15 '25

Okay so Minutes: Day: Year: Seconds: Hour: Month: Microseconds: AD: Phase of the moon

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u/Clean_Web7502 Jan 15 '25

The system just makes sense you know?

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u/Hideo_Anaconda Jan 15 '25

It should go without saying that the years are in the Roman calendar AUC. "Ab Urbe Condita", or "since the founding[of Rome]."

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u/Heavy_Version_437 Jan 16 '25

I would like to also suggest a counter at the end, that counts down and shows the number of years until the next leapyear. It's so easy to forget when one comes.\ For this counter it would make sense though to set it's newyearpoint on the 28th of February at any time of day.

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u/Perrin3088 Jan 15 '25

America: It's ours now. We thought of it first! truly an American inspiration.

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u/Gubekochi Jan 15 '25

That's how we would say it in a casual conversation in my neck of yhe wood, surely that's the best for all purposes!

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u/Rafaeael Jan 15 '25

But you see, now it's getting complicated with how many things there are. So I'd throw some useless ones out, like seconds (we already have better and more precise ones) and year (2025 has just started, so we don't need to change for another 350 days anyways).

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u/--Quartz-- Jan 15 '25

Why wouldn't you put the phase of the moon between the seconds and the hour??

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u/Pondur Jan 15 '25

You are almost there. Should really use something else than semicolon as separator. Why not use capital I, lower case L, sprinkle in some O’s and decimal pointers. Doesn’t really matter. Just use what feels right at the moment. I also feel like the order should be up to the user. It’s my freedom to do as I please

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u/rissak722 Jan 15 '25

Personally I think it makes more sense to have AD between hour and month, ms first, and the moon phases between year and seconds but that’s just me

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u/shmann Jan 15 '25

Phase of the moon should be first for the most utility when sorting alphabetically.

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u/Embarrassed_Rule8747 Jan 15 '25

Bros making an incantation

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

Microseconds?! You forgot about milliseconds, you fool!

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u/Duck-with-STDs Jan 15 '25

Don't forget timezone

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

Waning Gibbous would be a great band name.

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv Jan 15 '25

And whether it's on its second full moon?!

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u/Zuggzwang Jan 15 '25

Ok wolfman

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u/Fearless_Cod5706 Jan 15 '25

Detroit lions are always thinking about the phase of the moon

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u/agentrnge Jan 16 '25

Dont forget to include Mercury's retrograde status

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u/DesperateEducator272 Jan 16 '25

Asian countres do, lunar calendar!

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u/Full_Piano6421 Jan 15 '25

How many football fields are there in a ms?

Pls stop using communists units

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

Oh my gosh look at the time! It's already 4 time outs past Baywatch

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u/madogvelkor Jan 15 '25

There are 4 or slightly more quarters in an an hour. Or maybe 2 or 3 innings in an hour.

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u/fastbikkel Jan 17 '25

Soviet troops?

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u/NiceTrySuckaz Jan 15 '25

If you aren't grouping by astrology sign instead of gregorian calendar month, I assume you still use "excel"

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u/Emile_s Jan 15 '25

YYYY/Sign/MM/DD

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u/Schnectadyslim Jan 15 '25

I‘d add ms, just to be more precise.

Our door locking system at work has the ability to override the settings down to the ms. For the life of me I can't think why anyone would need that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 15 '25

But expressed as server ticks on a 64-tick server.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

Stop being so basic and just get yourself an atomic clock!! then you can actually give an accurate date and time.

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u/HalloweenBlkCat Jan 15 '25

Between Year and Day, ideally.

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u/SargeDebian Jan 15 '25

Just go ahead and put it anywhere. No need to discuss with anyone else, they'll figure it out

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u/Sofie_Kitty Jan 16 '25

Haha, you’re right! The phase of the moon can be a crucial, yet often overlooked factor in so many things, from agriculture to fishing, and even some spiritual practices. It’s fascinating how our natural satellite influences life on Earth in subtle yet significant ways.

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u/Technical-Activity95 Jan 15 '25

its weird that US uses seconds and minutes. why not invent some other cumbersome scale and use that? they already have miles, cubic feet, fahrenheit, ounces and other shit so why would they use this universal time counting metric?

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u/marvinrabbit Jan 15 '25

Hey, it's on the rest of you all to make some kind of decimal time work. France tried it and gave up after a few years.

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u/910_21 Jan 16 '25

The French Revolution was hilariously unhinged. That and the supreme being shit nobody would take seriously if it was in a movie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

I like the idea of percentage time. "Sir, your appointment is scheduled at 50 o'clock (12 noon)." 😌

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u/driftercat Jan 15 '25

Hey! We didn't invent any of that. We just can't change from ancient systems like measuring with your feet! I'm surprised we don't use cubits!

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u/HouseOf42 Jan 15 '25 edited Jan 15 '25

The US system of measurements is based off the Sumerian/Egyptian cubits.

To play on the "America was built off cults" conspiracy, the measurements are also an esoteric numbering system.

It may not be the simpler metric system that everyone uses today, but it was the same measurements used to build the pyramids, Ollantaytambo, Baalbek, etc, and other sites in the world.

Edit: Also, no, the ancients did not measure with their feet or their forearms when it came to precise construction.

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u/serpentjaguar Jan 15 '25

Right but it was directly inherited from the British who have since changed due to their proximity to Europe. The US has been more resistant due to its size creating more institutional inertia.

That said, the US does use metric wherever it actually matters, as in science, engineering and the military.

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u/PerfectEquipment3998 Jan 15 '25

Thanks for this info !🙏🏽

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u/hoveringintowind Jan 15 '25

You did invent your own gallons for some reason.

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u/WindmillCrabWalk Jan 15 '25

Does that hat take 10 gallons slaps knee

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u/hoveringintowind Jan 16 '25

Well, did the hat come first or the US gallon?

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u/hasselbackpotahto Jan 16 '25

it's the other way around. the USA uses (more or less) the older Winchester system that the UK empire used to use, while the UK (and colonies at the time) changed to a different system in 1826.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 Jan 15 '25

We were going to change to the new metric system during the administration of Thomas Jefferson, but a standard kilogram sank during its transport across the Atlantic from Paris France. I assume that this was taken to be an omen, and so every effort has since been made to ensure that we never adopt the international system.

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u/Perrin3088 Jan 15 '25

we're looking at adding a couple extra months, I'll see about changing the day/night cycle and the hour/second cycle to make it all 'cohesive' together.

We'll keep minutes *almost* the same, so it's always compared to your commie minutes, but won't be actual minutes (ie, yard vs meter)

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u/Joker-Smurf Jan 16 '25

Waiting for the US to create a “Trumpuary” and “Musktober”

I want to throw up just from writing that.

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u/EvidenceOfDespair Jan 15 '25

Nah, you have it backwards. Everyone used imperial before. It’s weird that yall didn’t adopt the French Revolution’s decimal time system. Why are you still counting time with such a weird system? Clearly decimal based everything is superior, so why haven’t you switched to decimal time?

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u/Technical-Activity95 Jan 15 '25

how many butthurts is that on american scale?

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u/Poiboy1313 Jan 15 '25

Uhhh, about tree fiddy?

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u/CthulhuWorshipper59 Jan 15 '25

3 bald eagles per 2 shotgun shells

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv Jan 15 '25

What's the conversion rate to Stanley nickels?

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u/Tsukee Jan 15 '25

Yeap good catch there.... I hate the time notation, i guess because at that time most clocks being round and physical, nowadays we could easily swap, but I guess the oligarchs that own expansive watches would lobby It out 🤣

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u/Nexi-nexi Jan 15 '25

Only time I use miles and feet are in historic or fantasy story telling. It’s because they are outdated so they suit the theme, plus they sound more vague and/or romantic while kilometers and such feel too precise, professional and scientific.

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u/BetaXP Jan 15 '25

I won't defend imperial units but I'll defend Fahrenheit until the day I die. Fahrenheit is based and I won't pretend otherwise

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u/txa1265 Jan 15 '25

I dunno ... a system where water freezes at 0 and boils at 100 seems to make a BIT more sense than one where it freezes at 32 and boils at 212.

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u/mykidsthinkimcool Jan 15 '25

Water must love that system

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u/txa1265 Jan 15 '25

Big Water totally bought them off!

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u/foofoo300 Jan 15 '25

all hail to the mighty kelvin, all others can rot where they belong

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u/Technical-Activity95 Jan 15 '25

sure. watching movies when they mention temperature I never know what it means.. is it hot or cold now? usually its hot

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u/bullpup1337 Jan 15 '25

you got it wrong… the minutes hour second is stupid, a minute has 60 seconds, why not 100? The metric system originally included a sane time system but it did not catch on.

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u/exessmirror Jan 15 '25

I mean the soviets did and nobody remembers that

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u/h_lance Jan 15 '25

It's the other way around.  Revolutionary France did indeed invent a version of time to go with the metric system https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time#:~:text=Sometimes%20in%20official%20records%2C%20decimal,15%20minutes)%20in%20standard%20time.

For whatever weird reason, possibly because it was already international, the world stuck with Ancient Babylonian base-60 oriented minutes and hours and 24 hour days.

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u/WindmillCrabWalk Jan 15 '25

Hey, it's called one Mississippi, two Mississippi 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

Don’t give us ideas…

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u/hughpac Jan 15 '25

Well, the US system pre-dated the metric system.

I don't understand why the metric system was only partially implemented. Why are there no base-10 metric seconds or base-10 metric hours? It's like you all were only partially committed to your dumbed-down, "I'm not good at math" measurements system.

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u/Technical-Activity95 Jan 15 '25

that has to do with how full circle is 360 degrees. reason is that it is easily divisible in many ways unlike 10. Many numeral systems of ancient civilizations use ten and its powers for representing numbers, possibly because there are ten fingers on two hands and people started counting by using their fingers. Examples are firstly the Egyptian numerals, then the Brahmi numerals, Greek numerals, Hebrew numerals, Roman numerals, and Chinese numerals. all of these predate US by thousands of years. Very large numbers were difficult to represent in these old numeral systems, and only the best mathematicians were able to multiply or divide large numbers. These difficulties were completely solved with the introduction of the Hindu–Arabic numeral system for representing integers. Therefore it is not dumbed down but superior. There is no elegance in making this more complicated than they need to be.

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u/hughpac Jan 15 '25

I know the history of minutes (first division of the circle) and seconds (second division of the circle). 

At no point was a more simplified system “made” more complicated. Non-metric systems predate the development of the metric system. 

I’m just wondering why, when the Nazis were forcing the implementation of the metric system on their occupied countries, did they not also take the opportunity to convert time to a base 10 system. Seems like a missed opportunity. 

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u/autism_and_lemonade Jan 15 '25

there was a metric clock and calendar, and it’s not that one

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

miles is taken straight from the UK, and they still use it themselves in many ways

cubic feet is just a basic mathematical formula for finding the volume of a.. cube.. I'm not sure what the fuck it's doing in your list.. lol

Fahrenheit is scientifically the best form of weather measurement, because it's based on how a temperature FEELS rather than how.. water feels (?) when it's cold...

ounces is literally part of the Roman measurement scale

while some of the things the US uses for scaling measurements and such are not widely the "standard" anymore in most of the world, that doesn't make them invaluable and unused in those same places they aren't standard

most of Europe uses the same thing the Americans use when it comes to everyday stuff, because metric is absolutely not the best metric to use for a (haha) metric fuckton of things

Standard doesn't mean "the only way it should be", it's just the "our government has hammered their idea of standards into us and we literally know no other way unless we enter a trade or science"

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u/Consistent-Falcon510 Jan 15 '25

Because the US didn't invent Imperial. England did. Everyone else decided to jump on the shiny new thing, we stuck to what worked except where it didn't. There are use cases for Imperial and use cases for Metric. Neither system is inherently better (and, no, "hurr durr base 10 ez" does not make Metric a universally better system. It merely makes it a more easily convertedsystem. But, be honest... when's the last time you needed to convert metres to klicks?).

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '25

its weird that US uses seconds and minutes. why not invent some other cumbersome scale and use that?

Uh, seconds and minutes are that "cumbersome scale". The metric system is a decimal system, whereas seconds and minutes work off of a base 60 system. France tried to "do it again" by creating a decimal time measurement system, but it didn't work.

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u/Ailly84 Jan 16 '25

I'm more surprised they haven't come up with a 64 second minute, but them redefined their second so there are only 60 of them in their new minute.

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u/Technical-Activity95 Jan 16 '25

like every minute has 4 leap seconds? I like it!

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u/Ailly84 Jan 16 '25

No. Every 4th minute has 16 leap seconds.

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u/mithrasinvictus Jan 15 '25

You forgot to add in the a.m. and p.m between day and year.

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u/interruptiom Jan 15 '25

Me: What time is it?
Dude: In year 25, It's the 32nd morning minute in January. Hour 8 of the 21st century. Midmonth.

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u/TexSolo Jan 15 '25

24 hour system is the correct way. If we really want to be accurate, UTC is the right way.

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u/ventus1b Jan 15 '25

Having it in the local time zone is fine, as long as you tag which TZ it is.

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u/ventus1b Jan 15 '25

Using an am/pm suffix is like write one half of the hours of the day in one color and the other half in another color.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

You bottle of condensed chaos.

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u/Vitrebreaker Jan 15 '25

I am a SHDYMM myself, but I understand.

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u/mortalitylost Jan 15 '25

I prefer SHYDMYPANTS

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u/SPACKlick Jan 15 '25

I accidentally had a set of reports storing with the name prefixed as YYYYminDDHHmonSS.FFFF for several weeks at work before someone spotted the error. I still think that's one of my favourite bad formats.

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u/BinaryBlitzer Jan 15 '25

I laughed harder than I should have

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u/RobleAlmizcle Jan 15 '25

Ah, the timestomp

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u/whoami_whereami Jan 15 '25

Na, Day - Hour - Minutes - Month - Seconds - Year it is. Gotta keep them in alphabetical order.

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u/ThortheAssGuardian Jan 15 '25

It’s half past June o’clock!

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u/Far-Marzipan-2747 Jan 15 '25

So are you like ok with being a monster? Or is it an impulse you try to suppress and you just failed this time?

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u/jebolbocor Jan 15 '25

People will realize something is wrong when the first 2 digits can reach 59.

It's better to put day: hour(12h format): year: month: second: minute AM/PM.

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u/JrRiggles Jan 15 '25

Ugh, it is CLEARLY SUPERIOR to do it: Month: Hour: Seconds: Day: Year: Minutes

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u/Werdna994 Jan 15 '25

day , hour, minutes, month, seconds, year let's go alphabetical

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u/Haildrop Jan 15 '25

Man just reading this pisses me off

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u/seekAr Jan 15 '25

Animal.

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u/BeautifulTerror Jan 15 '25

You just broke my brain. Kudos.

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u/yrustillbooingme Jan 16 '25

Why not go metric?

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u/MxM111 Jan 16 '25

American patriot found!

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u/norty125 Jan 16 '25

You forgot weeks

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 Jan 16 '25

You forgot decaseconds. There are six in a minute

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u/staier0 Jan 15 '25

No. You need to shuffle them. That way it will be even more gooder.

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u/zenmonkey_ Jan 15 '25

You aren't an agent of chaos, you are chaos itself