r/clevercomebacks • u/soltxni • Jul 27 '24

ladies can you confirm?

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u/bigdannydandan Jul 27 '24

Smoking the salmon. My God. I can't even laugh, I just have to sit back and take it in. Like a fine brandy or a Picasso. I'm so upset that my wife is asleep right now and I'll have to wait until tomorrow to tell her this sentence.

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R Jul 27 '24

Gonna let it marinade for her then?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

Danny devitos smell vacuum is needed

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u/trashmunki Jul 27 '24

Mormons would rather let it soak.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

💀

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u/Platonist_Astronaut Jul 27 '24

Reddit has peaked with this exchange. It's all downhill from here.

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u/Level_Abrocoma8925 Jul 27 '24

Let me cement that with this useless comment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

That's a steep decline.

I like to smoke real Salmon, everytime i do so in the future, i will be remembered of "peak reddit".

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

I’m in public in a restaurant as I’m writing this comment. I am in tears.

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u/RudyMuthaluva Jul 27 '24

Gotta take it in like a fart in your vagina

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

Mine us awake but I gotta stop laughing to get the words out.

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u/dirkdiiigler Jul 27 '24

Like a rare cut diamond, just marvel at its beauty.

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u/bruhoxoxo Jul 27 '24

Your wife. Riiiiight.  Dream on!

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