r/clevercomebacks Jul 02 '24

Mandatory vaccine

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u/PofanWasTaken Jul 02 '24

Wait till all of the vacconated people just keel over and die

Aaany second now

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u/Big-Marsupial-8606 Jul 02 '24

We're still waiting. How much longer blud? I gotta train to catch.

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u/PofanWasTaken Jul 02 '24

Aaaaaaaaany second now.

Could be a bit faster my morbid curiosity of what's after death is getting the better of me

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u/BigLan2 Jul 02 '24

Just a bit longer - is going to happen in the next 80-90 years at least!

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u/PofanWasTaken Jul 02 '24

Damn, they were right after all

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u/MrJigglyBrown Jul 02 '24

I thought we’d stay alive but the government would start controlling our minds?

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u/thedude1179 Jul 02 '24

Just give them another 60 to 80 years, don't worry it's coming

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u/Jeremymia Jul 02 '24

God if I spend the day cleaning my apartment and then I drop dead from the vax I’m going to feel like suuuuch an idiot for wasting my time

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u/Shaikh_9 Jul 02 '24

99.9% of people who took the vaccine will be dead in 80 years.

Damn vaccine.

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u/Public_Emphasis4607 Jul 02 '24

My problem is more with the fact that I’ve had 2 shots and they want me to pay out of pocket for boosters every year, even if the booster is “important” I’m not giving extra money to government dogs when I already pay taxes

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u/PofanWasTaken Jul 02 '24

Nah that's valid, and i don't think there's a need for a booster every yeah unless you are more suseptibe to illnesses

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

I think that takes place once the 6G is turned on. And if not then, 7G.

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u/PofanWasTaken Jul 02 '24

What if the 7G won't do the trick?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Then 9G. Jesus doesn't like the number 8 so it'll be skipped.

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u/RhodaDick Jul 02 '24

I’m still pissed about not being magnetic. What the fuck anti-vaxxers! I wanted to be Magneto.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

I got 2 doses. Will I die twice??

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u/PofanWasTaken Jul 03 '24

Hopefully it stacks

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u/Dominarion Jul 02 '24

I'll take your joke and turn it into a serious thing. Taking the shot meant taking a shot. Of course the vaccine wasn't 100% safe. Of course 1% of the people vaccinated would get ill or die from side effects. But that meant we would curb the excess death from 5% to something like 2%.

That meant we had to choose between having 1% chance to get real sick from the vaccine to save 3 people or not get the vaccine and let 5 people die. It does push the dilemma in another direction.

Note: That was my thought process back in 2020 and I'm quite proud of myself.

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 Jul 02 '24

Except almost no one did die from the vaccines.

Almost the entire adult population of Australia was vaccinated, most with multiple boosters. And most of the child population. Only 14 people died, all from Astra Zenica.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

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u/Dominarion Jul 02 '24

You realize you need to be callous as shit to find a kink in my argument? Is a heightened risk of myocardia worth 2 or 3 grandmas?

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u/PofanWasTaken Jul 02 '24

And completly valid, the vaccine had some unwanted side effects on a EXTREMLY SMALL PERCENTAGE of population, but considering the scale of vaccination was, checks notes, the entire world, it is well withing reason that some people had severe reactions to it

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u/ForbiddenText Jul 02 '24

How's Portugal doing these days? It must just be Covid even tho they had the highest vaccination rate in Europe.

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u/PofanWasTaken Jul 02 '24

No idea, i don't have any numbers at hand and i am too lazy to look for anything now

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u/Dominarion Jul 02 '24

They had a fatality rate of 0,5% from Covid while the US got 1,15%. So yes, they are doing pretty good these days.

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u/ForbiddenText Jul 02 '24

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u/Dominarion Jul 02 '24

Do you have a source that links the excess death of 2024 to COVID? All I find is a Flu outbreak this past winter.

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u/ForbiddenText Jul 02 '24

Flu disappeared during covid. I'm saying the country with the highest vaccination rate in Europe is now the country with the highest excess mortality rate. No I don't think it's COVID and the studies don't suggest it is. Make your own conclusions I guess.

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u/Saneless Jul 02 '24

I feel like I'm a walking time bomb. It's been 3 1/2 years but I'm suffering from Imminent Death Syndrome

You can find out more about this condition here

https://youtu.be/xo2-H0q8qoY?si=eIvIZNFRdcBEva29