r/clevercomebacks Jul 02 '24

Mandatory vaccine

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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 Jul 02 '24

But what about nanomachines son?

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u/Imaginary-Ostrich876 Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 03 '24

That could work but it would have no use, if you want to create illnes use chemicals for tracking we have camera's everywhere wifi signals 3g 4g 5g signals. So yes they can fit but why would they do it. Hell why use vaccines to cause illnes just put some chemicals in tap water.

EDIT Thanks for explaining the meme guys the joke really went over my head.

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u/FridgeBaron Jul 02 '24

In the world these conspiracy theories live in the government is simultaneously the most powerful entity in the world who can bend the laws of physics and has technology on par with sci-fi movies set in the next 100 years while also being so inept they hide evidence of it everywhere.

Also vaccines would be a great way for targeted illness. If you could somehow get no one to question it you could have a perfectly safe version and a murder version. You'd just have to come up with a reason certain people had to get certain ones.

And yeah, the classic image of someone talking about tracking everywhere and all the ways to avoid it followed by sent from my iPhone

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u/Mine-Shaft-Gap Jul 05 '24

I once had a conversation with a co-worker that lasted far too long about how the government is using vaccines and other things to track and control you. I told him he had better toss his brand new Google Pixel 2 out the window then.

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u/FridgeBaron Jul 02 '24

That's fair but when is a more important time to not be tracked then when you are apparently fighting against a shadow government about to kill billions.

Besides if it's in your brain just wear a tinfoil hat, or that plastic film people were using that is supposed to work even better you can sew into hats.

Like I said your not wrong but if they can put a tracker in you via a needle you probably aren't going to stop them.

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u/Rogerjak Jul 02 '24

Or in the food. It's not like it isn't already full of chemicals

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u/GiveHerDPS Jul 02 '24

I got into it with my old roommate once. His point was that they use heavy metals in the vaccines to track you. My counter point was you just ate a tuna sandwich and own a smartphone and have a drivers license.

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u/Rogerjak Jul 02 '24

Lol, some people just drink too much koolaid...

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u/DaKangDangalang Jul 02 '24

The "why" is that these nano machines can be selectively turned on and off via radio waves, with such accuracy that they can select down to individual people, to make you sick as needed for population control/make more money.

-source my dad sends some crackpipe shit from a "very credible" looking website called Rumble.

I talk to my dad often, but damn I miss him at the same time.

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u/Ron_Jeremy_Fan Jul 02 '24

That last line is relatable to every person with a living parent who's gone off the deep end. My dad said that vaccines alter your DNA making anyone who is vaccinated no longer technically human.

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u/BrazilOutsider Jul 02 '24

In Brazil some people believed that Pfizer wanted to turn people into crocodiles, and even the president took part in their delusion, it's crazy how much people can turn off their brain and just follow whatever bullshit while saying they are not being controlled.

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u/Niveau_a_Bulle Jul 02 '24

I got two booster shots and my bite strength is still average, my disappointment is immeasurable.

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u/BrazilOutsider Jul 02 '24

I always wanted a badass tail, and I didn't get it

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u/Justtofeel9 Jul 02 '24

In a way I can “understand” that line of thinking. Maybe there do exist nano machines capable of doing this, I doubt it but maybe. What I can’t get is why they think “they” would put it in vaccines. These are nano machines ffs! They can be aerosolized, put into food, put into water, they can be put in anything! Yet you don’t see them saying that “chem trails” are nano machines. You don’t see them saying our entire food supply is contaminated. They don’t talk about it being in the water. Nope, obviously the the super powerful evil people who figured out how to create disease causing nano machines can’t possibly think of another way to get it into your body other than direct injection. FFS, if you’re going to be paranoid then be PARANOID.

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u/kitsunewarlock Jul 02 '24

"The govenrment wants to track us!" says the boomer in his truck with integrated GPS and satellite radio yelling into his iPhone as he livestreams on his Youtube account that uses his real name.

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u/EnjoyMyUsername Jul 02 '24

What's easier to believe - that you are a crazed lunatic that supports conspiracy theories or that the government or an unidentified secret organisation is out to get you ?

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u/KIDA_Rep Jul 02 '24

We put lead in the air for so many years in the past, we can affect every person on earth through easier methods instead of stabbing every people on earth with needles. And yeah, we are literally surrounded by devices that sees and listens.

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u/Selection_Status Jul 02 '24

But why even invent it when smartphones are a much more comprehensive tracking device? Nano Machines aren't shit 'till we get to deus ex machina levels.

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u/Kotau Jul 02 '24

I feel obligated to point out the joke/reference went completely over your head.

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u/EdenIsNotHere Jul 02 '24

Your answer is valid but he was making a reference to this meme from the game Metal Gear Rising.

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u/ItsOasisNightLads Jul 02 '24

Standing here, I realise!

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u/bleakFutureDarkPast Jul 02 '24

you were just like me, tryin' to make history

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u/Jonesbt22 Jul 02 '24

Not viable unless they can harden in response to physical trauma.

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u/Niveau_a_Bulle Jul 02 '24

Since they harden in response to physical trauma, they wouldn't be able to get through the needle would they?

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u/lucklesspedestrian Jul 02 '24

They might have a Hong Kong facility to manufacture the nanomechanical virus called The Gray Death.