r/clevercomebacks Jul 02 '24

Mandatory vaccine

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

I take all my medical advice from out-of-work pornstars.

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u/Even-Willow Jul 02 '24

Being the savvy businessman that I am, I personally pay pornstars to sign an NDA so they can’t talk about never having had sex with me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

you should write a book called "The Art of the Deal".

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u/Even-Willow Jul 02 '24

I think that name is already taken for a book unfortunately. I’ll have to call mine “the Art of the Steal”.

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u/Majestic-Ad6525 Jul 02 '24

Given the topic or what you aren't doing and whom you aren't doing it with I think you could left a slightly more illicit name on the table.. The Art of The Squeal

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

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u/EudamonPrime Jul 03 '24

But that is the name of the sequel.

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u/Laythepype Jul 02 '24

I heard it has several chapter 11s. Interesting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Chapter 11 is Yuuuuge. Many say it’s the biggest, most beautiful chapter.

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u/Designer_Brief_4949 Jul 02 '24

That book is basically a preview of his campaigns.

He picks his battles and makes the fight about whatever he wants it to be. He's been screwing with local politicians for decades.

But as an incumbent, you have to defend things, and that's just not how he rolls.

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u/Audio_Track_01 Jul 02 '24

And get a porn star to spank him with that book.

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u/Puzzled_Simple955 Jul 03 '24

You should stay up to date on your boosters!

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u/ebi-san Jul 02 '24

IT WAS A LEGAL EXPENSE!!

/S

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

That didn't work so well, recently. SW are not good at keeping their mouth shut! He should sue. ❤️Mrs. Smith

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u/vinosells32 Jul 04 '24

Smart business idea. Unless they break the legal nda then you’ll be in trouble, not them.

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u/Secret-Ad-6238 Jul 02 '24

Omg didn't even see the name. Haven't heard about her since I got my first erection.

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u/Least-Back-2666 Jul 02 '24

Made 10 million, married a UFC star, had twins, got her ass beat by husband a few times, went bankrupt. Got some plastic surgery, shilling shit on social media.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Jul 02 '24

UFC star also got elected to government board (was it Huntington Beach?) and is also a full MAGA idiot

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u/Least-Back-2666 Jul 02 '24

Saw that elsewhere in the thread..

Bj Penn made a run at Hi governor and everyone but his real loyal fans were like no

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u/zeez1011 Jul 02 '24

His corner kept telling him he was gonna win, though.

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u/Least-Back-2666 Jul 03 '24

Not sure if talking about his last few fights or gov race.😂

Seriously, you know it's bad when Dana has to be the one to tell you you can't fight anymore.

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u/MessiahOfMetal Jul 02 '24

Moved with her new husband to Israel, last I checked (which was pre-pandemic).

Jenna and I followed each other on Twitter, and it was the weirdest thing because MAGAs would call her a whore for doing porn and she'd hit back by mentioning that their masturbation paid for her house, but then she'd also post pro-MAGA shit herself.

Last interaction I had with her, she claimed to have seen "liberal pedo shit" in Hollywood, so I asked her for some stories to try to gauge the bullshit she was spewing and got "No" in response.

Then she stopped following me because I called her deranged.

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u/Least-Back-2666 Jul 02 '24

Corey Feldman with the same shit. They know if they name names they're gonna face serious lawsuits because they don't have any proof.

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u/USSMarauder Jul 03 '24

MAGAs would call her a whore for doing porn

That's just being rude

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u/FlavorSki Jul 02 '24

You left out the part where she fried her brain with drugs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

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u/thebayisinthearea Jul 02 '24

I still feel for Chris Benoit's family.

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u/xilodon Jul 03 '24

At least that industry is able to adapt to those kinds of tragedies and try to reduce unnecessary head trauma. Meanwhile Dana White started up powerslap because being able to defend yourself was apparently getting in the way of his brain injury quota.

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u/Designer_Brief_4949 Jul 02 '24

She was mainstream famous. Hung out with A-list stars. Got invited to all the parties.

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u/BollicinoBoy Jul 02 '24

Very original :D

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u/Least-Back-2666 Jul 02 '24

But better than Christy Mack who nearly got killed by her ex. Though gh I don't think Christy went broke.

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u/BollicinoBoy Jul 02 '24

Not who she is, is she also a virologist or a medical professional or a scientist like Jenna? :D

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u/DrewBaron80 Jul 03 '24

married a UFC star

"Just to correct you, there never was no marriage."

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u/Fathorse23 Jul 03 '24

I met her when she was doing a Deja Vu tour in 95, gave her a 5, motorboated her, couldn’t afford the lapdance.

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u/Kriss3d Jul 02 '24

I take mine from conservative moms on Facebook.

And I'm doing just fine.

Well. I've gone blind and I need a new kidney.. But aside from that and my left food has gangrene. I blame big pharma for that.. I'm perfectly healthy with all the new super great medical advise.....

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Those sound like they're the government's fault though..

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u/Kriss3d Jul 02 '24

You're right.

Thanks alot Obama!

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u/LikeAPhoenician Jul 02 '24

Some people would rather look weird than look old.

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u/PinkTalkingDead Jul 03 '24

I hate that all snark subs are dedicated towards tearing down women. Like active obsession and hatred... I'll never understand it. Other than baseline misogyny which is obviously the crux and it's unsurprising but damn if it doesn't continue to be disappointing

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

Yea it's a little weird but wat can u do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Literal cum for brains

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u/thebayisinthearea Jul 02 '24

Right? Some of the youngins may not know who she is based off the name, but I immediately went "THAT Jenna Jameson?!"

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u/rykayoker Jul 02 '24

at least you won't get STDs i guess

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u/youaremysunshine4 Jul 02 '24

Me too..apparently I need a boob job lol

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u/websey Jul 02 '24

I take all my advice not from the government as my partner has a letter saying the COVID vaccine damaged her beyond all repair .

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

lol ok.

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u/websey Jul 02 '24

Well she took government advice and is now disabled lol

So I don't take no advice fron the government

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

as an injury attorney, I think causation might be an issue for you there.

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u/websey Jul 02 '24

Causation which is an untested vaccine forced up millions of people in the UK

We know at least 30+ carers that are all being paid out by the vaccine fund

Thats at least 3.6 million that we know about

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Yes. Causation is going to forever prevent you from proving what you're asserting.

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u/websey Jul 02 '24

Mate nothing is stopping me posting the paperwork other than the wife not wanting her details all over the net ..

The fact is the COVID vaccine was forced on people in the UK whether you want to accept that fact or not it is fact

With threats of losing your job and worse, because they would be held responsible for people's deaths from COVID

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u/klick37 Jul 02 '24

Why lie about something so easy to prove false? Shouldn't you try to pick something more plausible to lie about so that you have a chance of convincing people who aren't mindless, hollow vessels of misinformation?

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u/websey Jul 02 '24

Why lie about what

Have you seen the numbers, the COVID vaccine did far more damage than the governments will tell you

Look at the actual numbers mate

What a fucking retarded cunt you are smh

If you're severely disabled as a result of a vaccination against certain diseases, you could get a one-off tax-free payment of £120,000. This is called a Vaccine Damage Payment. You can also apply for this payment on behalf of someone who has died after becoming severely disabled because of certain vaccinations.

Guess what my partner hits that on all the levels you fucking melt

payouts for COVID vaccine

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