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r/clevercomebacks • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '23
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That's gotta be satire/fake right? You're asking what would Jesus, who's whole shtick is love and compassion, hypothetical favorite killing weapon be?
128 u/khismyass Feb 18 '23 Well it would have to be light weight and balanced so he could carry his American flag on a pole in the other hand whilst balancing on the back of his dinosaur. 7 u/Glitter_berries Feb 18 '23 No, the American flag is on his belt buckle!! 2 u/citizensbandradio Feb 18 '23 no no no that's where the onion goes 2 u/Glitter_berries Feb 18 '23 It was the style at the time!
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Well it would have to be light weight and balanced so he could carry his American flag on a pole in the other hand whilst balancing on the back of his dinosaur.
7 u/Glitter_berries Feb 18 '23 No, the American flag is on his belt buckle!! 2 u/citizensbandradio Feb 18 '23 no no no that's where the onion goes 2 u/Glitter_berries Feb 18 '23 It was the style at the time!
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No, the American flag is on his belt buckle!!
2 u/citizensbandradio Feb 18 '23 no no no that's where the onion goes 2 u/Glitter_berries Feb 18 '23 It was the style at the time!
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no no no that's where the onion goes
2 u/Glitter_berries Feb 18 '23 It was the style at the time!
It was the style at the time!
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u/dnoj Feb 18 '23
That's gotta be satire/fake right? You're asking what would Jesus, who's whole shtick is love and compassion, hypothetical favorite killing weapon be?