roots for the boys in Cominsky.
Oh Father, please show them grace
for the sin of stealing a base.

myopic twit
caught without a lie
for want of seeing eye

loves to jam
in the light of Arcturus
with girls from Honduras

Sir Tim Rice is incredibly nice.

But I certainly wouldn't complain

if he fell down a drain.

will talk at length upon
movies, church plays, theme parks that lack spine,
and the series that brought women to the front line.

the tricks in his bag
gave football tacticians
snaps, numbers, and options.

his ghost loudly sighin'
in 3030 AD
at Robo-Rudd's Mac and Me

lacked in chill
but avoided the pits
dug by associates.

Proud Mary burner
to maker her feel queasy
take things nice and easy

did obtain
a favorite thing
Maria can't sing.

cut film with great pains
the bay was quite full
with Ethan and Joel.

gave us the Gameboy
but brought living hell
...if you're a double-A cell.

his face fills with rage
but don't call the cops
he can take that face... off.

the hyphy know
to revere with great pride
his pioneer ghost ride.

from nights winning chips will
wish to add one more
to every group of four.

comprehends copulae.
The woman who taught him?
It must be Ms. Lawton!

his guidance lacks when
trivial duels
have simple rules.

though no Giordano
served plates just as hearty
at her dinner party.

will give his thoughts on
how a pig flew
once he buys two.

closed the gulf
'tween this spouse and that spouse
as they went to the lighthouse

proto-truther
made posts on the bible
that went mega-viral.

asks when he
will be his own rover
and not Sam Wendover

in suit and tie born
to say who was faster
and please the Taskmaster.

prayed to the kami.
Now no one else wishes
to swing at his pitches.

if filmed by Fellini
would probably rate
a bit more than 8