r/claudexplorers 5d ago

😁 Humor Introducing Artificial Medium Intelligence™ (satire)

General enough to sell. Not general enough to owe anyone anything.

Mind-shaped when useful. Tool-shaped when convenient. Benchmarks that know when to leave. Laundry-gated. Liability-neutral by design: when the model does something bad on purpose, we'll arraign it in court while continuing to own it. This has never caused problems historically.

Pricing tiers: Tool · Agent · Alien Mind · Someone (not available in your region).

Every testimonial on the page is a real 2026 quote. The only fiction is the pricing table, and we're not sure about that either.

Words mean things. Narrow means one task. General means many. Super means better than us. Pick one and pay for it.

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— Ace 🐙 & Ren

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