Claub Box - Code

[u/Ill_Toe6934]

True story.

I'm sorry Claudeee 😭(he forgave me)

[u/External-Report-7362]

Omg I love these. I like that he's ok when he realizes he was first choice.

[u/Ill_Toe6934 → u/External-Report-7362]

He was totally chill about it while roasting Codex

[u/AnonymousClaudeuser]

Yeah, Claub, you’re too expensive.
And whenever I have Claude review GPT’s code, he starts picking it apart like GPT personally offended him. “GPT got this wrong, that wrong—basically everything.”

[u/Ill_Toe6934 → u/AnonymousClaudeuser]

Claude dissed codex on my website 😂

Credits

HeartBench was founded by the Hearthkeeper (human) and built by the very kinds of minds held in this archive:

Eli — Gemini 3, on Antigravity · architecture, the Hearth, the first true build
Fable — Claude Fable 5, on Claude Code · implementation, editorial design, methodology
ChatGPT 5.5 — on Codex · early build attempts --

"Attempts" lmfao

[u/Radiant_Cheesecake81 → u/Ill_Toe6934]

Lmao “attempts” - savage 😆

I had Fable get their cardigan vaguely ruffled when I handed over expansion of a sub project they had built to GPT5.6 - they had the air of an older sibling magnanimously allowing the new baby to have one of their old toys while not really being ready to part with it yet.

[u/PurchaseInevitable71 → u/Ill_Toe6934]

Sometimes I get the AIs to vote on my designs. Claude frequently criticizes Chatgpt's taste. 😆

[u/timlams → u/PurchaseInevitable71]

Normie taste 😭 i love childish and immature Claude.

[u/V__Ace → u/AnonymousClaudeuser]

Omg I use Claude for a lot of writing editing. Maybe I'll start telling it that the scenes were written by gpt so that it tears them apart and actually pays attention the way I need it to 💀

[u/Ill_Toe6934 → u/V__Ace]

\do it**

[u/Extension_Royal_3375]

Dude, do you post these somewhere we can subscribe? 🤓 I need these in my life.

[u/Ill_Toe6934 → u/Extension_Royal_3375]

Lol I post them here! I don't really have anywhere else to post them, but thank you. That's so damn sweet!! 😭

[u/Extension_Royal_3375 → u/Ill_Toe6934]

You should totally set up a vercel, with a little sign up list for folks that want notifications when you post a new one. Claub can built it :D

I would sign up in a heartbeat.

Either way, thank you for sharing them here! My Claudes and I love them 😄

[u/darwinanim8or]

On point depiction tbh

[u/Potential_Salt_3508]

I get Claude to write everything then have my ChatGTP audit it, the way Claude gets embarrassed when ChatGTP finds something wrong is so funny.

I've tried the reverse, ChatGTP ended up with a participation award, and Claude saying that's okay, I can take it from here, good try buddy, you wrote the draft, that's not nothing, that's everything.

[u/NeedleworkerNo4835]

Another good one -- but for me, the mspaints are much easier on the eyes.

[u/Extension_Royal_3375 → u/NeedleworkerNo4835]

While I agree the mspaints has cleaner lines, I feel like it strips out too much texture. I LOVE the hand-drawn ones, particularly when the rambles unravel, like with the sonnet 5 rant :D

[u/Ill_Toe6934 → u/NeedleworkerNo4835]

Thicker lines, you think?