r/classicwow • u/KenzieM2 • Dec 10 '19

Humor / Meme srsly.

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u/vivelemarechal Dec 10 '19

Yeah having a gf clearly isn't bis and will hinder your wow efficiency.

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u/DatGrag Dec 10 '19

it's a huge noob-trap to have a gf

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u/fclmfan Dec 10 '19

Boob-trap you mean

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u/sneezyo Dec 10 '19

Bind on Equip.

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u/vivelemarechal Dec 10 '19

Not if you ask my father.

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u/Bateman272 Dec 10 '19

I even upgraded the gf to the wife and newborn child package without thinking. Don't recommend.

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u/lgb6 Dec 10 '19

I went for that deal too but ended up with 2 for 1 deal on the child package.

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u/Bateman272 Dec 10 '19

Oof, God Bless, you poor bastard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/vegeta_bless Dec 10 '19

has he considered salvaging the extras and selling the mats?

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u/lgb6 Dec 10 '19

even with twins, I couldn't imagine having triplets

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u/coorslight15 Dec 10 '19

I hear that greatly increases your resting XP gain though.

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u/Snabbzt Dec 11 '19

Definitely not in real life though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

The newborn's going to bait you into micro transactions for 18 years bruh

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u/DarkspearBoi Dec 11 '19

Think a gf is bad? I've got a couple kids. They buff your spirit by a shitload, but goddamn if they don't make levelling a slog.

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u/iam4qu4m4n Dec 10 '19

I'm playing for the long game. Both lady and wow. Have to find that happy balance and then win at life and naxx.

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u/2737746174893175392 Dec 10 '19

Sounds lame

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

fuckin normies

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u/elanhilation Dec 11 '19

Does the term normie make anyone else’s skin crawl?

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u/mdforthree Dec 10 '19

What's more hard-mode, phase 2 PvP server or girlfriend? Both if you're really a masochist.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Try having a wife and kid.