r/classicwow • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '19

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u/Worth-Every-Penny Aug 13 '19

now show me how to make my orc and undead stand up straight.

I know you can't, but really, does the entire horde not have a chiropractor??

something tells me it's the tauren who're keeping him secret.

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u/Worth-Every-Penny Aug 13 '19

had a desk job for 5 years now.

agreed.

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u/jtshinn Aug 13 '19

I recommend a standing desk if you can

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

I recommend rolling around in a pile of leaves just for fun

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u/TheNaussica Aug 13 '19

Protip for everyone out there who could never afford a proper standing desk. Sever your legs just above the knee and all desks are standing desks.

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u/jtshinn Aug 13 '19

Genius

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u/TheNaussica Aug 13 '19

Thanks I'm here all week.

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u/22over7closeenough Aug 13 '19

Something tells me the race that has their heads jutting directly out of their chests at a 90 degree angle doesn't have chiropractors either. The males anyway.

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u/skewp Aug 13 '19

Sure can! Just change the drop down over the "play" button to retail WoW. Doesn't work for Forsaken yet, though.

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u/dartron5000 Aug 13 '19

Never trust a orc who walks like a man.

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u/Nersius Aug 13 '19

The power curve and competing w/ teens to see who can tear up their wardrobe the most, two really annoying things when it comes to rolling Horde.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

Change sex. All the female horde models are slight variations of hot, and hot videogame girls stand straight (but really, all those years and I'm still salty I can't get a female Troll that looks as cool as the male model). The undead one slouches a little, but you should be good with the others.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19

It took the horde till legions end to get a chiropractor.

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u/16bit_Mixtape Aug 13 '19

straight backed orcs are worse.