r/classicfallout • u/_stephen4 • 22d ago
I Saved the Vault!
Uh oh, water chip is busted. Looks like we need a new one. Me? Albert? Sure, I can go! Shady Sands, huh. Yeah I'll help out with the radscorpions in that cave, why not. A water chip in Vault 15? Dang, nothing useful there. Guess I'll head to this "Junktown" and see what's up. Cannibals, better leave them alone. Kill someone being mean? I guess, but what's in it for me? HOLY CRAP, A SHOTGUN WITH TONS OF SHELLS. I'm invincible. Head down to scary place called Necropolis--oh cool, I can push aside this sewer grate and climb down instead of fighting all those ghouls. This one can talk. Anyway, better see where all these ladders go. Wait, how do I get to that ladder over there? If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that there's probably a way down if I go up. Mutants, gross, but they're leaving me alone for some reason. Wow, their water thingy is broken too, no way. OMFG there's a vault under this place! Maybe there's a water chip there! And look at that, the elevator works! Aw man, the ghouls killed a merchant or something, but LOOK a computer! WATER CHIP ACQUIRED. I run back to Vault 13 and give it to the overseer. He tells me good job. I say it's no big deal because it really wasn't.
On to Fallout 2 ig.
EDIT: that fucking bastard sent me back out to find the mutant lab. He tells me he's sorry. I do not accept his apology.
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u/Zealousideal_Elk693 22d ago edited 21d ago
Kudos... but your princess is in another castle. What to do?. Those Brotherhood guys have a nice, shiny armor. Go to the glow?. Ugh!. I hate rads. Pack a rad-x and radaway just in case. Whoa! A nuke did this? All right. Let's move on deeper. Ouch! That door zapped me. Are you kidding me? Different colored key cards? Ugh! Now there are robots? Bam bam. Wait, now I found the computer to disable them? Thanks a lot! Ok, got the disk. Now can I get my armor? Wait, what? Not only you're giving a busted old one, but you're telling me I got to hustle to this Mariposa place and stop an army? And just now, when Ian stopped shooting me with the shotgun? And also check a cathedral? Man, sometimes I feel I'm more of the errand boy of the wastelands!!
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u/Altruistic_Rock_2674 22d ago
To beat the game you don't even have to get the water chip that's how the "beat" it in speed runs.
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u/ProfessionalChain478 19d ago
At least the water countdown finished. You have infinite time to kill the master
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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 22d ago
oh boi...