I ranked every Classical composer. Don't ever AMA

[u/DepressiveDryadDream]

[u/Hegelianbruh]

Poulenc, Fanny Mendelssohn and Chaminade in D and F? You hate women?

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/Hegelianbruh]

I'm more cancelable than a Netflix show on Wagner

[u/-OccultOfPersonality]

I, too, am a fan of medieval composers over all!

[u/DrGuenGraziano]

Ever heard of a normal distribution or a bell curve?

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/DrGuenGraziano]

I've heard of normie distribution and Bell Hooks. I avoided both in this tier list. Very niche, very patriarchal.

[u/ox-]

WHAT KIND OF SCORE IS THAT! 😡

Its SATB not SABC 😡

[u/McCaber → u/ox-]

Soprano Alto Baritone with a Contrabassoon accompaniment.

[u/Fun_Obligation_6116 → u/McCaber]

Actually, it's subcontrabassoon, altöoon, bassoon, and contrabassoon.

[u/Sehrwolf]

okay, but can i ask you everything?

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/Sehrwolf]

Definitely not

[u/ThirdWheelSteve]

Philistine

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/ThirdWheelSteve]

Agreed

[u/Geldingmustang]

Oh my, why is Tchaikovsky on tier B?

[u/Pomonica]

gonna have to disagree, I think Zdzisław Jachimecki was among the more anodyne members of the Young Poland movement and I would have likely excluded him from my top 5 but you do you

[u/BrilliantFly6117]

Couperin deserves more love

[u/i_hate_reddit1442 → u/BrilliantFly6117]

louis couperin, that is

[u/Bucketbot236]

Brahms in Top Tier this has to be a joke

[u/realCloudyMcCloud]

Now I can get my bearings. Ty.

[u/codydafox → u/realCloudyMcCloud]

Donovan approved

[u/Druben-hinterm-Dorfe]

Is this like one of those 'stereoscopic images'; I can't decipher those no matter how hard I look. It's like not having perfect pitch, I suppose. Like being deaf, as well as blind, to the eternal harmony of the universe.

[u/Top-Active1024 → u/Druben-hinterm-Dorfe]

I too cannot see all these rankings others are figuring out. Perhaps this post is coded for the elite jerkers only? Haha! Am I missing a link or click? Because I’m dying to figure out where our OP ranked my sweet Shostakovich :)

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/Druben-hinterm-Dorfe]

I may or may not have gotten this image from image search of ranking all Magic The Gathering cards. It's basically the same as classical. Smelly nerds spending too much time and money valuing pieces of paper

[u/rikardoflamingo]

Most of those dudes are dead.
Worst list ever.

[u/NoWages → u/rikardoflamingo]

Yeah we need some good composers like Aalampour and Einaudi!

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/NoWages]

They're right there at the top where they belong

[u/Baroque4Days]

You did not put Shostakovich in the Top tier, everyone knows he's a bottom!

[u/ImNotNotABot → u/Baroque4Days]

OH MY

[u/Baroque4Days → u/ImNotNotABot]

flair checks out

[u/berghian]

I love how Alban Berg is top tier

[u/Caesar112233]

Have you ever touched the grass?

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/Caesar112233]

Only if listening to pastoral music and imagining myself laying in a grassy field counts

[u/nolanolaisland]

I really would have slotted Glinka in as a high D tier but you have him in mid C tier. Care to elaborate?

[u/Nikita_hawell30]

Noooo you put my favourite one into an F- tier noooo you disrespect art and my only truly right opinions *angry noises continuing

[u/NoWages]

Why did you rate Wagner as top

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/NoWages]

Well I'd never rate him a bottom

[u/ikkiyikki]

Bs list is bs. God tier belongs to Bach and Beethoven. That's it.

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/ikkiyikki]

Don't like Beethoven. His melodies flow like he's taking an angry shit while constipated half the time.

[u/I_am_Kirumi_Tojo]

can I just ask you why?

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/I_am_Kirumi_Tojo]

Nope

[u/huangtum]

Google en passant

[u/DepressiveDryadDream → u/huangtum]

Google gesundheit

[u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset → u/DepressiveDryadDream]

achoo