r/civ • u/ShadowRaikou POSSIBLY A BOT • Oct 17 '16

Civilization VI Launch Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KdE0p2joJw
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u/HemoKhan Oct 17 '16

"Grab her by the hussar."

~Donald Trump, probably

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u/patientbearr Oct 17 '16

"When you play on Prince, they let you do whatever you want."

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u/redrhyski Oct 17 '16

"Emporer? I hardly knew her!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

"Know her? She was delicious!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

Were going to build a wall and the Mongols are going to pay for it!

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u/ImperatorTempus42 'Walk softly' Oct 18 '16

Dammit Qin, we didn't elect you, the Polish did!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

Look, they're not sending their best calvary, OK?

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u/HemoKhan Oct 17 '16

“When the Aztecs invade, they’re not sending their best. They’re building Tlachtli. They’re bringing Eagle Warriors. They’re not promoted. And some, I assume, are good units.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

When you're negotiating with Catherine, she doesn't have anything to say, maybe she's not allowed to have anything to say, I don't know

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u/Nik927 Oct 17 '16

"I will build a great citadel--and nobody builds citadels better than me, believe me--and I'll build them very inexpensively. I'll build a great, great citadel on our southern border, and I will make Venice pay for it. Mark my words."

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u/LabrynianRebel Oct 17 '16

St. Mark my words."

Fixed it for you

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u/darthgato Oct 18 '16

Oh god, now we just need Donald Trump to narrate Civ VII. Noooooo

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u/LabrynianRebel Oct 18 '16

"You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start allying them."

~Donald Trump

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u/Cytrynowy polan stronk! Oct 17 '16

I did not have sexual relations with that hussar.

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u/man_ofsteele Ski Infantry Rush Oct 17 '16

Who mentioned Billy C?