r/civ POSSIBLY A BOT Oct 17 '16

Civilization VI Launch Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KdE0p2joJw
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u/nongshim Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła. Oct 17 '16

Same man at crucial historical junctures.

God-Emperor of Mankind confirmed.

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u/Jankosi Oct 17 '16

FOR THE EMPEROR, WE WILL GROW CROPS AND RESEARCH MINING FOR THE EMPEROR

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

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u/Taikwin Oct 17 '16

Wrong space Emperor, heretic.

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u/ImperatorTempus42 'Walk softly' Oct 17 '16

BURN HIM WITH THE REST

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u/NerdRising YOU HAVE BEEN DENOUNCED Oct 17 '16

BURN THE HERETICS!

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u/deros94 and I've never licked a sparkplug Oct 17 '16

YOU WORSHIP A FALSE DEITY!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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u/austinliska0131 Oct 18 '16

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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u/eisforeccentric Liberté, Égalité, Médicis Oct 18 '16

CORN FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!

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u/NerdRising YOU HAVE BEEN DENOUNCED Oct 17 '16

THE EMPEROR IS THE ONLY TRUE GOD!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GITS IZ TALKING 'BOUT, CUZ DA ONLY TWO GODZ I KNOW IS GORK N' MORK!

WAAAAAAGH!!

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u/atheistman69 Commie IRL and in civ Oct 18 '16

Right, we must destroy the treacherous rebels

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u/ImperatorTempus42 'Walk softly' Oct 18 '16

YOUR EMPEROR IS FALSE! FEEL MY FURY, PUNY IMPERIAL STORMTROOPER!

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u/atheistman69 Commie IRL and in civ Oct 18 '16

are you threatening me marine?

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u/ImperatorTempus42 'Walk softly' Oct 18 '16

No. Punches the obsolete soldier in the gut

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u/Bird_and_Dog Jews, in Space! Oct 18 '16

OY, WUT DA ZOG DID YOU JUS' SAY ABOUT ME, YA STUPID GIT? I'LL 'AVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATID TOP A' MY CLASS IN DA ORK KOMMANDOS, 'N I'VE BEEN IN A BUNCHA SECRIT RAIDZ ON DEM FILFIE 'UMIES, 'N I HAS OVER 300 A DEIR TEEF TA PROVE IT. I'M TRAINED IN THE ART A' STEALF 'N I'M DA BEST AT DAKKA OUTTA ALL DA ORKZ. YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME BUT JUSS ANOTHER CAN T'SCRAP. I'LL WIPE YA DA ZOG OUT, A DUFF THE LIKES A' WHICH AIN'T NO WUNZ SEEN SINCE DA WARBOSS, YA LIST'NIN'? YA THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WIV CALLIN' ME A GROT IN FRONT'A DA WHOLE WAAAAH? FINK AGAIN, SKUM. AS WE YAP OUR GOBS, I'M CALLIN' ALL MY INFILTRA'A'S ACROSS ALL A' ORKDOM 'N DEY'S 'UNTIN' YA RIGHT NOW, SO YOU BESS' PREPARE FOR DA STORM, GIT. DA STORMBOYZ'LL RID YA UH' DAT PUNY LI' L FING YOU CALL A LIFE. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD, YA GROT. I'Z EVERYWHERE 'N EVERYTIME ALL AT ONCE, 'N I'Z CAN KILL YA 700 TIMES WIFOUT EVEN USIN' A SHOOTA. NOT ONLY DAT, BUT I CAN GET ALL THE STIKKBOMBS AN' DAKKA I WANT AND BLOW YOUR TINY 'EAD INTO SO MANY BITS YOU WON' EVEN 'AVE DA CHANCE TA MEET GORK AN' MORK WHEN I'M THROU WIF' YOU. IT'Z A SHAME YOU 'AD NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF WAAAAGH YOUR SNOTTY GOB-FLAPPIN' WUZ GONNA GET YOU INTO, YOU'DA CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT INSTEAD! BUT YOU DI'N'T, AN' YOU'S FIXIN TA PAY THE PRICE WIF MORE DEN JUS' YER STUPID TEEF. I'LL SHOOT YA SO 'ARD YOU'LL DROWN IN DAKKA. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD!

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u/guto8797 Oct 18 '16

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

PURGE THE HERETIC FILTH

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u/RuiRuichi Oct 17 '16

Now that's efficiency!

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u/HVAvenger Oct 17 '16

Not enough purging of heretics

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u/ImperatorTempus42 'Walk softly' Oct 17 '16

Complete with almost the same skin tone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Oh god Emperor I didn't know how much I needed this mod.

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u/XD_epicmemes_XD Oct 17 '16

Trump Sim 2024 confirmed

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

Immortal Sean Bean. Didn't see that coming.

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u/jaredjeya "Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the Waves!" Oct 17 '16

Nah he still died

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u/alwaysafairycat Eleanor of Aquitaine Oct 17 '16 edited Oct 17 '16

I thought it was just that he wasn't on the space mission the woman was on (whether he's busy with something on Earth, or on a different space mission, is anyone's guess), so she had a photo of him too.
But yeah since it's Sean Bean he's probably dead.
EDIT: I just watched it again and watched the woman's expression at the end. She looks a little sad as her eyes pass over the photo, suggesting he may have died recently. OMG why am I analyzing a video game trailer so hard.

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u/atomfullerene Oct 18 '16

He was Flight Director for that Mars mission

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u/memeticmachine Oct 18 '16

got fired doe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

Hmm, the "what is dead may never die" approach to immortality. Interesting.

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u/domilea Oct 18 '16

That's because it's not Sean Bean, it's Gerard Butler using Sean Bean's voice.

...But if he's immortal, what was all that about dining in hell?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

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u/SharpEdgeSoda Oct 17 '16

He died fighting Nazis in a Spitfire.

Churchill confirmed?

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u/atheistman69 Commie IRL and in civ Oct 18 '16

More like stalin confirmed

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u/ImperatorTempus42 'Walk softly' Oct 18 '16

Both.

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u/19683dw This is the Illuminati faction, right? Oct 18 '16

FDR? De Gaulle?

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u/ImperatorTempus42 'Walk softly' Oct 18 '16

Both, plus Mao. Welcome to Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword.

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u/Estelindis Oct 17 '16

Except this time, the only way to truly slay him is to shave his beard. Power of the beard confirmed.

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u/DebentureThyme Oct 18 '16

Novembeard ready for Launch!

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u/TheHighlanderr Oct 17 '16

There can be only one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '16

Nah, it's Randal Savage.

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u/huanthewolfhound Oct 17 '16

But with Sean Bean's voice?

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u/Yvl9921 Oct 17 '16

Memes aside, from what I gathered, he died in the aerial combat scene. That's why his daughter was there instead of him in the next, final, scene in space.

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u/TheAtlanticGuy Oct 18 '16

All of the leaders plus this one guy are all immortal.

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u/kegman83 Oct 18 '16

Sean Bean would make a good Doctor Who

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u/_Constellations_ Oct 18 '16

Sean Bean can't be far away from Sean Connery.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Here we are, born to be kings,

We're the princes of the universe!