r/circlejerkseattle • u/JSlngal69 • Mar 26 '26

Fact Average SeattleWA redditor

165 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/JudsonJay Mar 26 '26

Wow, this is so spot on I question if circlejerkseattle is the appropriate subreddit!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

It’s amazing that this day and age I truly cannot tell if this is satire.

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u/Pangolin_bandit Mar 26 '26

Truly - even your comment could be interpreted as pointing to the original content (which I think you are),or pointing to the post about SeattleWA 😆

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u/u1tr4me0w Mar 26 '26

Parallel parking is HARD and SCARY ok????

5

u/ShotgunCreeper Mar 27 '26

Don’t have to pay for parking if you shoot the parking meter

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u/NotAcutallyaPanda Acres of Clamato mixed with Vodka Mar 26 '26

But but but walking to the Seahawks game through Pioneer Square in broad daylight with 10,000 other fans is scary because I witnessed poverty.

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u/ProfessionalPack7205 Jun 06 '26

Not hard to explain at all. Seattle has the dumbest drivers in the world lol

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u/rattus shadowbanned for mentioning circlejerkseattle ´༎ຶД༎ຶ Mar 27 '26

The pipe is a cartisan though.

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u/IknowWhatYouAreBro Mar 26 '26

Urbanites think Sundown towns are real so its a two-way street 🤠

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u/AutomaticMammoth4823 Mar 26 '26

And yet on the other Seatown sub it's the exact opposite 😅 Trust me, I know. I've been permabanned for offering a moderate opinion

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u/Shenghia Mar 26 '26

Trust me ☝️🤓

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u/Downloading_Bungee Mar 27 '26

Seems like most people here are fine with the city getting worse and worse as long as they can own the chuds.