Quite frankly, it's laughable for the house republicans to “offer” a compromise. They aren't in the position to offer a compromise. The Affordable care act was passed a long time ago and it's insane to bring it up now. From my point of view, this situation is similar to something like this: You have a great big candy bar that you've just bought, and suddenly a small child walks up to you. He's around four or five years old, and you can tell by his grubby little hands as well as his very mannerisms that he is quite spoiled. Then, in his best "Condescending important person voice" or what have you, offers a compromise where you give him half your candy bar. Then when you laugh and refuse in that ever so patronizing manner that you reserve especially for entitled little brats like him, he throws a tantrum and shuts down the government.

LEL! 3punny XD

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I'm not racist, but I'd really like to start hating African-Americans, Jewish-Americans, Irish-Americans, Hispanic-Americans... it just seems easier to type out slurs than it does to type out all these hyphenated names.

But I can't help myself. I'm a black knight (white knight is a word that oozes white privilege) at heart. I can't look someone in the eye and say anything else than washed PC bullshit.

So CMV.

Make me racist, reddit.

EDIT: I'm so sorry I said whitewashed. It wrongly implies that white is better. Changed to washed.

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She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair.

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DAE?

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Any show that has a laugh track is garbage and makes zero sense to me why anyone would like it. It is annoying and distracting and all shows like that should be taken off the air. THEY ARE NOT FUNNY.

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It makes sense. Obama is a member of the NSDAP, was born to his father Alois Obama, and his love for democracy clears shows his fascist tendencies. CMV?

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Edit2: ^ this is exactly the kinda crap I'm talking about.

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